John Asswipe
@carlos5834uhh.bsky.social
I drank chai when I made this
I let my silly ahh lose it on a few occasions
May 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I let my silly ahh lose it on a few occasions
They sayin builder man touched the bacon that’s why he quiet
April 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
They sayin builder man touched the bacon that’s why he quiet
Don’t care, my crush thinks I’m funny❤️🩹
April 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Don’t care, my crush thinks I’m funny❤️🩹
Just told someone that they’re all that except for the bag of chips💯
April 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Just told someone that they’re all that except for the bag of chips💯
Would you let me hit your geek bar
March 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Would you let me hit your geek bar
Important news, you can now preorder a chance to rub honey over my pecs when they get big for 10 dollars
March 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Important news, you can now preorder a chance to rub honey over my pecs when they get big for 10 dollars
Bro I know you like girls
March 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Bro I know you like girls
If I have a daughter, I’m gonna call her 1x1x1x1
March 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
If I have a daughter, I’m gonna call her 1x1x1x1
The new Minecraft ghast lore has me crying. I was a villain all along
March 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The new Minecraft ghast lore has me crying. I was a villain all along
Goo goo ga ga bro…🥀
March 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Goo goo ga ga bro…🥀
Rexplode has the largest nuts in mankind history.
March 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Rexplode has the largest nuts in mankind history.
Just discovered rage baiting. Life has never felt more amazing
March 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Just discovered rage baiting. Life has never felt more amazing
Yall are afraid to be corny, I was born on the cob
March 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Yall are afraid to be corny, I was born on the cob
I am an artist and Bluesky is my paintbrush
March 9, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I am an artist and Bluesky is my paintbrush
Wasp cup Wasp Cup Wascup Waxp cup
No water
Wasp
No water
Wasp
March 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Wasp cup Wasp Cup Wascup Waxp cup
No water
Wasp
No water
Wasp
I’m NEVER wearing a wig for ANYONE ever again
March 6, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I’m NEVER wearing a wig for ANYONE ever again
My stomachs writing checks my asshole can’t cash
March 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
My stomachs writing checks my asshole can’t cash
Cats prolly like “put the food in the bowl” or sumn. I think🐱
March 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Cats prolly like “put the food in the bowl” or sumn. I think🐱
If I had tacos and sushi and antidepressants…
March 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
If I had tacos and sushi and antidepressants…
I went to your hood and they didn’t know you
February 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I went to your hood and they didn’t know you
Repost if you dip your exposed nerve ending in the Wendy’s frosty
February 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Repost if you dip your exposed nerve ending in the Wendy’s frosty
But Jesus we only have 2 fish and a loaf
February 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
But Jesus we only have 2 fish and a loaf