Chris PG | PapaGlitch
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He/Him | Comedian | TTRPG Writer | Mini painter | Twitch Streamer | Half of @donenotperfect.co.uk | ADHD | Lifelong nerd
Done, Not Perfect -
https://donenotperfect.co.uk
Personal links - https://beacons.page/papaglitch
Done, Not Perfect -
https://donenotperfect.co.uk
Personal links - https://beacons.page/papaglitch
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Weird question but does anyone have £500 worth of work I could do to afford the other half of my rent? Something I can do while looking after someone else/in silence? Big ask I know. Any writing, editing, help with speeches, presentations, a course on overcoming anxiety, anything at all?
September 30, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Weird question but does anyone have £500 worth of work I could do to afford the other half of my rent? Something I can do while looking after someone else/in silence? Big ask I know. Any writing, editing, help with speeches, presentations, a course on overcoming anxiety, anything at all?
Weird question but does anyone have £500 worth of work I could do to afford the other half of my rent? Something I can do while looking after someone else/in silence? Big ask I know. Any writing, editing, help with speeches, presentations, a course on overcoming anxiety, anything at all?
September 30, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Weird question but does anyone have £500 worth of work I could do to afford the other half of my rent? Something I can do while looking after someone else/in silence? Big ask I know. Any writing, editing, help with speeches, presentations, a course on overcoming anxiety, anything at all?
Home for a couple of nights, my back is confused by not being pretzel shaped in the morning.
Four hour car journey in the morning so it'll be in familiar territory soon, already loaded up Rogue Protocol (Murderbot Diaries) and Ancillary Justice by Ann Leckie audiobooks to keep me sane.
Four hour car journey in the morning so it'll be in familiar territory soon, already loaded up Rogue Protocol (Murderbot Diaries) and Ancillary Justice by Ann Leckie audiobooks to keep me sane.
September 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Home for a couple of nights, my back is confused by not being pretzel shaped in the morning.
Four hour car journey in the morning so it'll be in familiar territory soon, already loaded up Rogue Protocol (Murderbot Diaries) and Ancillary Justice by Ann Leckie audiobooks to keep me sane.
Four hour car journey in the morning so it'll be in familiar territory soon, already loaded up Rogue Protocol (Murderbot Diaries) and Ancillary Justice by Ann Leckie audiobooks to keep me sane.
Are we sure it's "rapture" because it's far more likely that God is sending a Raptor to deal with all this. Ascension to heaven or crazed reptilian killing machine? Which do you think sounds more biblical?
September 25, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Are we sure it's "rapture" because it's far more likely that God is sending a Raptor to deal with all this. Ascension to heaven or crazed reptilian killing machine? Which do you think sounds more biblical?
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Imagine god realising he made a mistake halfway through rapturing you haha! Can you imagine! Haha ridiculous!
Unrelated but does anyone know how to get down from an electrical pylon without pants? No reason but it is a bit urgent.
Unrelated but does anyone know how to get down from an electrical pylon without pants? No reason but it is a bit urgent.
September 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Imagine god realising he made a mistake halfway through rapturing you haha! Can you imagine! Haha ridiculous!
Unrelated but does anyone know how to get down from an electrical pylon without pants? No reason but it is a bit urgent.
Unrelated but does anyone know how to get down from an electrical pylon without pants? No reason but it is a bit urgent.
Imagine god realising he made a mistake halfway through rapturing you haha! Can you imagine! Haha ridiculous!
Unrelated but does anyone know how to get down from an electrical pylon without pants? No reason but it is a bit urgent.
Unrelated but does anyone know how to get down from an electrical pylon without pants? No reason but it is a bit urgent.
September 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Imagine god realising he made a mistake halfway through rapturing you haha! Can you imagine! Haha ridiculous!
Unrelated but does anyone know how to get down from an electrical pylon without pants? No reason but it is a bit urgent.
Unrelated but does anyone know how to get down from an electrical pylon without pants? No reason but it is a bit urgent.
In my tiredness I nearly ruined a sticky toffee pudding
September 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
In my tiredness I nearly ruined a sticky toffee pudding
Perfect weather to sit in a vascular surgeon's waiting room
September 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Perfect weather to sit in a vascular surgeon's waiting room
As I'm spending roughly half my time in a hospital at the moment anyone got any good book recommendations? Light hearted would be great, preferably sci-fi or fantasy
September 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
As I'm spending roughly half my time in a hospital at the moment anyone got any good book recommendations? Light hearted would be great, preferably sci-fi or fantasy
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Miniature painters, I present to you one of the most horrifying hobby messages I've ever received.
For context I'd given a friend some Lord of the Rings miniatures as an introduction to painting for their partner.
For context I'd given a friend some Lord of the Rings miniatures as an introduction to painting for their partner.
September 16, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Miniature painters, I present to you one of the most horrifying hobby messages I've ever received.
For context I'd given a friend some Lord of the Rings miniatures as an introduction to painting for their partner.
For context I'd given a friend some Lord of the Rings miniatures as an introduction to painting for their partner.
Miniature painters, I present to you one of the most horrifying hobby messages I've ever received.
For context I'd given a friend some Lord of the Rings miniatures as an introduction to painting for their partner.
For context I'd given a friend some Lord of the Rings miniatures as an introduction to painting for their partner.
September 16, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Miniature painters, I present to you one of the most horrifying hobby messages I've ever received.
For context I'd given a friend some Lord of the Rings miniatures as an introduction to painting for their partner.
For context I'd given a friend some Lord of the Rings miniatures as an introduction to painting for their partner.
A friend has started making his own dice, last night he gave me two of his first sets. I'm so impressed
September 13, 2025 at 8:09 AM
A friend has started making his own dice, last night he gave me two of his first sets. I'm so impressed
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Our council has officially stated anyone can put up any flags on any street lights as long as they're not offensive.
I guess it's time to completely undermine some racists with the aid of Gondor.
I guess it's time to completely undermine some racists with the aid of Gondor.
September 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Our council has officially stated anyone can put up any flags on any street lights as long as they're not offensive.
I guess it's time to completely undermine some racists with the aid of Gondor.
I guess it's time to completely undermine some racists with the aid of Gondor.
Our council has officially stated anyone can put up any flags on any street lights as long as they're not offensive.
I guess it's time to completely undermine some racists with the aid of Gondor.
I guess it's time to completely undermine some racists with the aid of Gondor.
September 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Our council has officially stated anyone can put up any flags on any street lights as long as they're not offensive.
I guess it's time to completely undermine some racists with the aid of Gondor.
I guess it's time to completely undermine some racists with the aid of Gondor.
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My new insult for people who paint flags on roundabouts
September 6, 2025 at 10:39 AM
My new insult for people who paint flags on roundabouts
My new insult for people who paint flags on roundabouts
September 6, 2025 at 10:39 AM
My new insult for people who paint flags on roundabouts
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Sums up the current state of the world. More ‘uncivilised’ countries would be having revolutions by now. Our complete acquiescence to neo-liberalism has been cowardly but not unsurprising.
September 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Sums up the current state of the world. More ‘uncivilised’ countries would be having revolutions by now. Our complete acquiescence to neo-liberalism has been cowardly but not unsurprising.
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Youngest on people painting roundabouts with an English flag:
"It's like a stupid version of Where's Wally, where X marks the moron"
"It's like a stupid version of Where's Wally, where X marks the moron"
August 31, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Youngest on people painting roundabouts with an English flag:
"It's like a stupid version of Where's Wally, where X marks the moron"
"It's like a stupid version of Where's Wally, where X marks the moron"
Youngest on people painting roundabouts with an English flag:
"It's like a stupid version of Where's Wally, where X marks the moron"
"It's like a stupid version of Where's Wally, where X marks the moron"
August 31, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Youngest on people painting roundabouts with an English flag:
"It's like a stupid version of Where's Wally, where X marks the moron"
"It's like a stupid version of Where's Wally, where X marks the moron"
Being English means being embarrassed by your own country on a daily basis
August 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Being English means being embarrassed by your own country on a daily basis
I used to bake all the time when my kids were still kids and not full adults, trying to get back into the swing of it.
I'm meeting friends for roleplay tonight (5e, yeah I know) and took the opportunity to refresh my cookie proficiency.
I'm meeting friends for roleplay tonight (5e, yeah I know) and took the opportunity to refresh my cookie proficiency.
August 30, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I used to bake all the time when my kids were still kids and not full adults, trying to get back into the swing of it.
I'm meeting friends for roleplay tonight (5e, yeah I know) and took the opportunity to refresh my cookie proficiency.
I'm meeting friends for roleplay tonight (5e, yeah I know) and took the opportunity to refresh my cookie proficiency.
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THE HOLY BONES! Grimdark basing is BACK - very shortly! Close enough that we've opened a bunch to pre orders, they're due as soon as they've cleared customs. They sell out REALLY FAST so recommended not to snooze.
badsquiddogames.com/shop#!/A-Tal...
badsquiddogames.com/shop#!/A-Tal...
August 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
THE HOLY BONES! Grimdark basing is BACK - very shortly! Close enough that we've opened a bunch to pre orders, they're due as soon as they've cleared customs. They sell out REALLY FAST so recommended not to snooze.
badsquiddogames.com/shop#!/A-Tal...
badsquiddogames.com/shop#!/A-Tal...
One of the only silver linings to spending most of the year sitting in hospital waiting rooms and on wards is that I've read a lot more than usual.
Just finished John Gwynne's Bloodsworn trilogy (starting with Shadow of the Gods) and highly recommend it. Viking fantasy at it's best.
Just finished John Gwynne's Bloodsworn trilogy (starting with Shadow of the Gods) and highly recommend it. Viking fantasy at it's best.
August 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
One of the only silver linings to spending most of the year sitting in hospital waiting rooms and on wards is that I've read a lot more than usual.
Just finished John Gwynne's Bloodsworn trilogy (starting with Shadow of the Gods) and highly recommend it. Viking fantasy at it's best.
Just finished John Gwynne's Bloodsworn trilogy (starting with Shadow of the Gods) and highly recommend it. Viking fantasy at it's best.
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Every advert selling an AI product:
"Are you incapable of even the simplest of tasks after a sheltered life of entitlement? Do you lack even the most basic knowledge of how the world works? Would you like something to do surface level thinking for you without the need for it to ever be correct?"
"Are you incapable of even the simplest of tasks after a sheltered life of entitlement? Do you lack even the most basic knowledge of how the world works? Would you like something to do surface level thinking for you without the need for it to ever be correct?"
August 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Every advert selling an AI product:
"Are you incapable of even the simplest of tasks after a sheltered life of entitlement? Do you lack even the most basic knowledge of how the world works? Would you like something to do surface level thinking for you without the need for it to ever be correct?"
"Are you incapable of even the simplest of tasks after a sheltered life of entitlement? Do you lack even the most basic knowledge of how the world works? Would you like something to do surface level thinking for you without the need for it to ever be correct?"
Every advert selling an AI product:
"Are you incapable of even the simplest of tasks after a sheltered life of entitlement? Do you lack even the most basic knowledge of how the world works? Would you like something to do surface level thinking for you without the need for it to ever be correct?"
"Are you incapable of even the simplest of tasks after a sheltered life of entitlement? Do you lack even the most basic knowledge of how the world works? Would you like something to do surface level thinking for you without the need for it to ever be correct?"
August 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Every advert selling an AI product:
"Are you incapable of even the simplest of tasks after a sheltered life of entitlement? Do you lack even the most basic knowledge of how the world works? Would you like something to do surface level thinking for you without the need for it to ever be correct?"
"Are you incapable of even the simplest of tasks after a sheltered life of entitlement? Do you lack even the most basic knowledge of how the world works? Would you like something to do surface level thinking for you without the need for it to ever be correct?"