Chris PG | PapaGlitch
@papaglitch.bsky.social
He/Him | Comedian | TTRPG Writer | Mini painter | Twitch Streamer | Half of @donenotperfect.co.uk | ADHD | Lifelong nerd
Done, Not Perfect -
https://donenotperfect.co.uk
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Done, Not Perfect -
https://donenotperfect.co.uk
Personal links - https://beacons.page/papaglitch
In my tiredness I nearly ruined a sticky toffee pudding
September 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
In my tiredness I nearly ruined a sticky toffee pudding
Perfect weather to sit in a vascular surgeon's waiting room
September 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Perfect weather to sit in a vascular surgeon's waiting room
Literally my response
September 16, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Literally my response
Miniature painters, I present to you one of the most horrifying hobby messages I've ever received.
For context I'd given a friend some Lord of the Rings miniatures as an introduction to painting for their partner.
For context I'd given a friend some Lord of the Rings miniatures as an introduction to painting for their partner.
September 16, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Miniature painters, I present to you one of the most horrifying hobby messages I've ever received.
For context I'd given a friend some Lord of the Rings miniatures as an introduction to painting for their partner.
For context I'd given a friend some Lord of the Rings miniatures as an introduction to painting for their partner.
A friend has started making his own dice, last night he gave me two of his first sets. I'm so impressed
September 13, 2025 at 8:09 AM
A friend has started making his own dice, last night he gave me two of his first sets. I'm so impressed
Our council has officially stated anyone can put up any flags on any street lights as long as they're not offensive.
I guess it's time to completely undermine some racists with the aid of Gondor.
I guess it's time to completely undermine some racists with the aid of Gondor.
September 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Our council has officially stated anyone can put up any flags on any street lights as long as they're not offensive.
I guess it's time to completely undermine some racists with the aid of Gondor.
I guess it's time to completely undermine some racists with the aid of Gondor.
My new insult for people who paint flags on roundabouts
September 6, 2025 at 10:39 AM
My new insult for people who paint flags on roundabouts
I used to bake all the time when my kids were still kids and not full adults, trying to get back into the swing of it.
I'm meeting friends for roleplay tonight (5e, yeah I know) and took the opportunity to refresh my cookie proficiency.
I'm meeting friends for roleplay tonight (5e, yeah I know) and took the opportunity to refresh my cookie proficiency.
August 30, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I used to bake all the time when my kids were still kids and not full adults, trying to get back into the swing of it.
I'm meeting friends for roleplay tonight (5e, yeah I know) and took the opportunity to refresh my cookie proficiency.
I'm meeting friends for roleplay tonight (5e, yeah I know) and took the opportunity to refresh my cookie proficiency.
One of the only silver linings to spending most of the year sitting in hospital waiting rooms and on wards is that I've read a lot more than usual.
Just finished John Gwynne's Bloodsworn trilogy (starting with Shadow of the Gods) and highly recommend it. Viking fantasy at it's best.
Just finished John Gwynne's Bloodsworn trilogy (starting with Shadow of the Gods) and highly recommend it. Viking fantasy at it's best.
August 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
One of the only silver linings to spending most of the year sitting in hospital waiting rooms and on wards is that I've read a lot more than usual.
Just finished John Gwynne's Bloodsworn trilogy (starting with Shadow of the Gods) and highly recommend it. Viking fantasy at it's best.
Just finished John Gwynne's Bloodsworn trilogy (starting with Shadow of the Gods) and highly recommend it. Viking fantasy at it's best.
Absolutely get a set of these, some of them can be tricky but they're excellent once you get the hang of them
August 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Absolutely get a set of these, some of them can be tricky but they're excellent once you get the hang of them
Thank you mate, I'm very pleased with it. I'm currently obsessed with weathering metallics, working on this Ork as well but taking a bit longer with him.
August 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Thank you mate, I'm very pleased with it. I'm currently obsessed with weathering metallics, working on this Ork as well but taking a bit longer with him.
Finally worked out how to use Dirty Down's Verdigris. I love the Trench Crusade models and this Brazen Bull is a joy to paint.
Just the brass and flesh done so far.
Just the brass and flesh done so far.
August 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Finally worked out how to use Dirty Down's Verdigris. I love the Trench Crusade models and this Brazen Bull is a joy to paint.
Just the brass and flesh done so far.
Just the brass and flesh done so far.
I haven't posted hobby stuff in a while, thought you lot might like this throwback to my very pink Votann from 40k
August 22, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I haven't posted hobby stuff in a while, thought you lot might like this throwback to my very pink Votann from 40k
Ever since I got ill my mental health has been on a downward spiral, I haven't been able to look in mirrors or even do video calls. I've hated everything about myself.
Last weekend I finally felt myself for the first time in a year. I didn't feel like I was too much for people, I felt like me again
Last weekend I finally felt myself for the first time in a year. I didn't feel like I was too much for people, I felt like me again
August 20, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Ever since I got ill my mental health has been on a downward spiral, I haven't been able to look in mirrors or even do video calls. I've hated everything about myself.
Last weekend I finally felt myself for the first time in a year. I didn't feel like I was too much for people, I felt like me again
Last weekend I finally felt myself for the first time in a year. I didn't feel like I was too much for people, I felt like me again
This whole nail varnish thing has got a bit out of hand (pun intended).
Spent a whole £1.79 on a metallic pink nail varnish called "Shirley Temple" while wearing a pearlescent gold called "Serenity" at this rate I'll have a full collection named after exotic dancers.
Spent a whole £1.79 on a metallic pink nail varnish called "Shirley Temple" while wearing a pearlescent gold called "Serenity" at this rate I'll have a full collection named after exotic dancers.
August 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This whole nail varnish thing has got a bit out of hand (pun intended).
Spent a whole £1.79 on a metallic pink nail varnish called "Shirley Temple" while wearing a pearlescent gold called "Serenity" at this rate I'll have a full collection named after exotic dancers.
Spent a whole £1.79 on a metallic pink nail varnish called "Shirley Temple" while wearing a pearlescent gold called "Serenity" at this rate I'll have a full collection named after exotic dancers.
Apologies for the quietness, it's festival season here in the UK and I'm up and down the country hosting things. I even got caught on camera doing it this weekend
www.instagram.com/reel/DNfDpJC...
www.instagram.com/reel/DNfDpJC...
August 18, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Apologies for the quietness, it's festival season here in the UK and I'm up and down the country hosting things. I even got caught on camera doing it this weekend
www.instagram.com/reel/DNfDpJC...
www.instagram.com/reel/DNfDpJC...
New Batman villain just dropped
August 2, 2025 at 9:43 AM
New Batman villain just dropped
Redid my nails but with pink under the glaze this time. I can't explain why this makes me so happy but has become a big part of regaining self esteem
July 22, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Redid my nails but with pink under the glaze this time. I can't explain why this makes me so happy but has become a big part of regaining self esteem
So of course I did both full hands
July 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
So of course I did both full hands
Lucy found some black crackle effect topcoat for nails in a charity shop and realised I'm still a nerdy goth kid who would immediately use it to paint his nails like a volcano god
July 15, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Lucy found some black crackle effect topcoat for nails in a charity shop and realised I'm still a nerdy goth kid who would immediately use it to paint his nails like a volcano god
Living in England mens everything you own is designed to hold onto as much heat as possible.
Which is why currently being in my car feels like sitting at the centre of a nuclear reactor.
Which is why currently being in my car feels like sitting at the centre of a nuclear reactor.
July 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Living in England mens everything you own is designed to hold onto as much heat as possible.
Which is why currently being in my car feels like sitting at the centre of a nuclear reactor.
Which is why currently being in my car feels like sitting at the centre of a nuclear reactor.
Anyone know anything about geology? What would you say this is? I found it in a charity shop for £1 labelled as a coaster. I've tried to look it up and from everything online it could be anything from a meteorite to dinosaur bone to a collection of fossilized shells. Can anyone help?
July 10, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Anyone know anything about geology? What would you say this is? I found it in a charity shop for £1 labelled as a coaster. I've tried to look it up and from everything online it could be anything from a meteorite to dinosaur bone to a collection of fossilized shells. Can anyone help?
Someone's been using Pokémon cards like £10 notes at a strip club outside and it made me realise Pokémon cards are a more stable currency than the pound
July 9, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Someone's been using Pokémon cards like £10 notes at a strip club outside and it made me realise Pokémon cards are a more stable currency than the pound
Calling myself "Dad?" in Pokémon Gold has made it so much funnier
July 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Calling myself "Dad?" in Pokémon Gold has made it so much funnier
One of my very close friends knew I'd been going through a lot this year and, during our weekly MtG group, gave one of these each for to my youngest and me.
It's a Pride edition Chromatic Lantern, a card you could only get if you went to certain FLGS events and I've just not been able to. Tears.
It's a Pride edition Chromatic Lantern, a card you could only get if you went to certain FLGS events and I've just not been able to. Tears.
July 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
One of my very close friends knew I'd been going through a lot this year and, during our weekly MtG group, gave one of these each for to my youngest and me.
It's a Pride edition Chromatic Lantern, a card you could only get if you went to certain FLGS events and I've just not been able to. Tears.
It's a Pride edition Chromatic Lantern, a card you could only get if you went to certain FLGS events and I've just not been able to. Tears.