Matt P (Matt Joseph)
@paliontology.bsky.social
Vancouver wrestling’s tophatted loudmouth commentator (No Fate/ASW/NEW/365) | Signed Video Game Collector | Voiceovers | Retro Gaming | Tech Blogger | Sports/Non Sports/Pokemon Cards
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Hello! If you’re wondering why I popped up on your feed, here’s me:
-Pro wrestling commentator in Vancouver BC (IG: @paliontology)
-Blogger /bestbuy.ca
Interests:
-PNW Indie Wrestling
-Retro Games 🕹️
-Signed video game collector (IG: @mattcollectsboringstuff)
-Sports / Non Sports / Pokémon Cards
-Pro wrestling commentator in Vancouver BC (IG: @paliontology)
-Blogger /bestbuy.ca
Interests:
-PNW Indie Wrestling
-Retro Games 🕹️
-Signed video game collector (IG: @mattcollectsboringstuff)
-Sports / Non Sports / Pokémon Cards
Someone at work just reached out to advise an automated script broke and has flooded a service queue with “over 9000” tickets. It’s a pretty big deal and I’m really sitting here trying not to make the joke.
lord give me strength today not to post that gif in the group chat amen 🙏
lord give me strength today not to post that gif in the group chat amen 🙏
June 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Someone at work just reached out to advise an automated script broke and has flooded a service queue with “over 9000” tickets. It’s a pretty big deal and I’m really sitting here trying not to make the joke.
lord give me strength today not to post that gif in the group chat amen 🙏
lord give me strength today not to post that gif in the group chat amen 🙏
There’s probably a few over the years but one that comes to mind is…
UFC HOFer Randy Couture handed me his phone one time and asked if I could take a picture of him and MC Hammer together…and then grabbed my phone so I could get a picture with Hammer too 😂
UFC HOFer Randy Couture handed me his phone one time and asked if I could take a picture of him and MC Hammer together…and then grabbed my phone so I could get a picture with Hammer too 😂
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
There’s probably a few over the years but one that comes to mind is…
UFC HOFer Randy Couture handed me his phone one time and asked if I could take a picture of him and MC Hammer together…and then grabbed my phone so I could get a picture with Hammer too 😂
UFC HOFer Randy Couture handed me his phone one time and asked if I could take a picture of him and MC Hammer together…and then grabbed my phone so I could get a picture with Hammer too 😂
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💥‼️The chips are down for 🔱HIGH TIDE🛟 as a match with incredibly high stakes is set‼️💥
BCAC rep and general bringer of chaos @nowthatsquality.bsky.social will face the upstart @martyroyalepw.bsky.social in a MASK vs. MOUSTACHE match‼️💥
April 26th‼️💥
🎟️:
www.tickettailor.com/checkout/vie...
BCAC rep and general bringer of chaos @nowthatsquality.bsky.social will face the upstart @martyroyalepw.bsky.social in a MASK vs. MOUSTACHE match‼️💥
April 26th‼️💥
🎟️:
www.tickettailor.com/checkout/vie...
April 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
💥‼️The chips are down for 🔱HIGH TIDE🛟 as a match with incredibly high stakes is set‼️💥
BCAC rep and general bringer of chaos @nowthatsquality.bsky.social will face the upstart @martyroyalepw.bsky.social in a MASK vs. MOUSTACHE match‼️💥
April 26th‼️💥
🎟️:
www.tickettailor.com/checkout/vie...
BCAC rep and general bringer of chaos @nowthatsquality.bsky.social will face the upstart @martyroyalepw.bsky.social in a MASK vs. MOUSTACHE match‼️💥
April 26th‼️💥
🎟️:
www.tickettailor.com/checkout/vie...
When this truck pulls up next to you and you’re a wrestling fan
April 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
When this truck pulls up next to you and you’re a wrestling fan
👀
April 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
👀
I don’t nearly use Bluesky as much as I should
It’s always so much more pleasant here
It’s always so much more pleasant here
February 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I don’t nearly use Bluesky as much as I should
It’s always so much more pleasant here
It’s always so much more pleasant here
Just read a thread where people are conspiring to think that the OG Animaniacs were cancelled because they tried to out food ingredients in junk food and the episode might be pulled from syndication at the request of big junk food
Some of y’all got too much time on your hands
Some of y’all got too much time on your hands
February 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Just read a thread where people are conspiring to think that the OG Animaniacs were cancelled because they tried to out food ingredients in junk food and the episode might be pulled from syndication at the request of big junk food
Some of y’all got too much time on your hands
Some of y’all got too much time on your hands
Commemorating this sweet typo from 11 years ago when CBC reported the findings of the Lance Armstrong doping case 🙏
January 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Commemorating this sweet typo from 11 years ago when CBC reported the findings of the Lance Armstrong doping case 🙏
Guy in a Tesla Cybertruck just nearly sideswiped me while driving past despite the fact that this road is wide enough for 4 cars.
I should mention I’m also parked at the side of the road like 3 inches away from the curb.
I should mention I’m also parked at the side of the road like 3 inches away from the curb.
December 19, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Guy in a Tesla Cybertruck just nearly sideswiped me while driving past despite the fact that this road is wide enough for 4 cars.
I should mention I’m also parked at the side of the road like 3 inches away from the curb.
I should mention I’m also parked at the side of the road like 3 inches away from the curb.
Why do people feel the need to have speakerphone conversations in public waiting rooms?
Lady I don’t need to hear you talking to someone that sounds like the Law and Order voiceover guy when he’s talking about Christmas turkeys and not the effects of the Criminal Justice System
Lady I don’t need to hear you talking to someone that sounds like the Law and Order voiceover guy when he’s talking about Christmas turkeys and not the effects of the Criminal Justice System
a blue and red sign that says law & order dun dun
ALT: a blue and red sign that says law & order dun dun
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Why do people feel the need to have speakerphone conversations in public waiting rooms?
Lady I don’t need to hear you talking to someone that sounds like the Law and Order voiceover guy when he’s talking about Christmas turkeys and not the effects of the Criminal Justice System
Lady I don’t need to hear you talking to someone that sounds like the Law and Order voiceover guy when he’s talking about Christmas turkeys and not the effects of the Criminal Justice System
I appreciate that Spotify put 0 effort into identifying my top podcasts of the year considering @grainmakerpod.bsky.social is literally the only podcast I listen to on the platform 😂
December 4, 2024 at 11:35 PM
I appreciate that Spotify put 0 effort into identifying my top podcasts of the year considering @grainmakerpod.bsky.social is literally the only podcast I listen to on the platform 😂
It's the 30th Anniversary of PS1's release in Japan! First console I bought with my own money. Saved up forever + sold my SNES + birthday and Christmas money and was able to buy it with Road Rash in January of '96.
Had my childhood copy of Wrestlemania signed by Bret Hart recently as well 🙂
Had my childhood copy of Wrestlemania signed by Bret Hart recently as well 🙂
December 3, 2024 at 9:57 PM
It's the 30th Anniversary of PS1's release in Japan! First console I bought with my own money. Saved up forever + sold my SNES + birthday and Christmas money and was able to buy it with Road Rash in January of '96.
Had my childhood copy of Wrestlemania signed by Bret Hart recently as well 🙂
Had my childhood copy of Wrestlemania signed by Bret Hart recently as well 🙂
🧵 I’ve never told this story - An entire group of kids (maybe 7 or 8 kids) ran over to me at a show intermission one time and asked me if I could help them meet Jacky.
He stopped selling his merch to walk out, talk to and acknowledge each of those kids that came out and more that joined in… (1/2)
He stopped selling his merch to walk out, talk to and acknowledge each of those kids that came out and more that joined in… (1/2)
I don’t think he’s on here (yet?), but Jacky Lee is such a great champ for @boomprowrestling.bsky.social. Just delivers every night and has built such a great connection to the audience 💕
December 3, 2024 at 2:41 AM
🧵 I’ve never told this story - An entire group of kids (maybe 7 or 8 kids) ran over to me at a show intermission one time and asked me if I could help them meet Jacky.
He stopped selling his merch to walk out, talk to and acknowledge each of those kids that came out and more that joined in… (1/2)
He stopped selling his merch to walk out, talk to and acknowledge each of those kids that came out and more that joined in… (1/2)
View for Survivor Series tonight. Sitting up in club seats with a few friends. There’s unlimited dessert here. I’m happy 😂
November 30, 2024 at 10:50 PM
View for Survivor Series tonight. Sitting up in club seats with a few friends. There’s unlimited dessert here. I’m happy 😂
Hit with the console and game patch double whammy. All I want to do is play some Xbox shoot.
November 30, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Hit with the console and game patch double whammy. All I want to do is play some Xbox shoot.
Huge announcement at the show last night as Lance Storm is coming in to guest ref on NYE.
So come get serious for a moment because there are only 38 tickets left and the tickets went on sale less than 12 hours ago!
tickettailor.com/events/boompro…
So come get serious for a moment because there are only 38 tickets left and the tickets went on sale less than 12 hours ago!
tickettailor.com/events/boompro…
November 30, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Huge announcement at the show last night as Lance Storm is coming in to guest ref on NYE.
So come get serious for a moment because there are only 38 tickets left and the tickets went on sale less than 12 hours ago!
tickettailor.com/events/boompro…
So come get serious for a moment because there are only 38 tickets left and the tickets went on sale less than 12 hours ago!
tickettailor.com/events/boompro…
WWE merch pop up droppin that hot Vancouver x Space Needle collab 🤨
Feel like I need to grab this abomination for @kaitlan-v.bsky.social and @beastmodemanny.bsky.social 😂😂
Feel like I need to grab this abomination for @kaitlan-v.bsky.social and @beastmodemanny.bsky.social 😂😂
November 29, 2024 at 1:30 AM
WWE merch pop up droppin that hot Vancouver x Space Needle collab 🤨
Feel like I need to grab this abomination for @kaitlan-v.bsky.social and @beastmodemanny.bsky.social 😂😂
Feel like I need to grab this abomination for @kaitlan-v.bsky.social and @beastmodemanny.bsky.social 😂😂
Not enough people respect these two rules. It’s basic bathroom etiquette 🙏🏽
Rule 1 of Bathroom Club: Don't talk to people while they're peeing
Rule 2 of Bathroom Club: DON'T TALK TO PEOPLE WHILE THEY'RE PEEING
Rule 2 of Bathroom Club: DON'T TALK TO PEOPLE WHILE THEY'RE PEEING
Adam Cole: Someone Once Yelled ‘Adam Cole Bay Bay!’ While I Was At The Urinal | Fightful News
Adam Cole considered it encouragement.
www.fightful.com
November 28, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Not enough people respect these two rules. It’s basic bathroom etiquette 🙏🏽
This dude out here lookin like pilgrim Undertaker
#NowWatching Eli Roth's 'Thanksgiving' I was originally disappointed that it didn't have the 'Grindhouse' look but it's a great 'Scream' like whodunit. 🎥
#horror #horrorsky
#horror #horrorsky
a man with a beard wearing a pilgrim hat with a buckle
Alt: a man with a beard wearing a pilgrim hat with a buckle
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2024 at 1:30 AM
This dude out here lookin like pilgrim Undertaker
Sitting at a random cafe in New West and there are these 3 retired guys that seem to gather here every day to grab breakfast, hang out and talk about literally nothing. I’ve never heard such an in depth analysis of Kirstie Alley’s career.
This is my retirement dream
This is my retirement dream
November 25, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Sitting at a random cafe in New West and there are these 3 retired guys that seem to gather here every day to grab breakfast, hang out and talk about literally nothing. I’ve never heard such an in depth analysis of Kirstie Alley’s career.
This is my retirement dream
This is my retirement dream
A reminder of the two shows in the Vancouver area this weekend!
I forgot to post that 5cc is hosting a memorial show as well to the late Logan Price if you’re just across the border in Bellingham, Washington. I’d be there that night if not for my previous commitments to ASW 🙂
#wrestlesky
I forgot to post that 5cc is hosting a memorial show as well to the late Logan Price if you’re just across the border in Bellingham, Washington. I’d be there that night if not for my previous commitments to ASW 🙂
#wrestlesky
November 21, 2024 at 4:46 PM
A reminder of the two shows in the Vancouver area this weekend!
I forgot to post that 5cc is hosting a memorial show as well to the late Logan Price if you’re just across the border in Bellingham, Washington. I’d be there that night if not for my previous commitments to ASW 🙂
#wrestlesky
I forgot to post that 5cc is hosting a memorial show as well to the late Logan Price if you’re just across the border in Bellingham, Washington. I’d be there that night if not for my previous commitments to ASW 🙂
#wrestlesky
Marquee day in the calendar for old school Dance Dance Revolution enthusiast gamers like myself and @blurrygil.bsky.social
It’s 20.November today!
What a truly awful song this was 😂
youtu.be/QJd9NbQrVv4?...
It’s 20.November today!
What a truly awful song this was 😂
youtu.be/QJd9NbQrVv4?...
20,NOVEMBER (DDR VERSION) / Single / SSR - Dance Dance Revolution 3rd MIX, Playstation
YouTube video by BemaniArchive
youtu.be
November 20, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Marquee day in the calendar for old school Dance Dance Revolution enthusiast gamers like myself and @blurrygil.bsky.social
It’s 20.November today!
What a truly awful song this was 😂
youtu.be/QJd9NbQrVv4?...
It’s 20.November today!
What a truly awful song this was 😂
youtu.be/QJd9NbQrVv4?...
Hello! If you’re wondering why I popped up on your feed, here’s me:
-Pro wrestling commentator in Vancouver BC (IG: @paliontology)
-Blogger /bestbuy.ca
Interests:
-PNW Indie Wrestling
-Retro Games 🕹️
-Signed video game collector (IG: @mattcollectsboringstuff)
-Sports / Non Sports / Pokémon Cards
-Pro wrestling commentator in Vancouver BC (IG: @paliontology)
-Blogger /bestbuy.ca
Interests:
-PNW Indie Wrestling
-Retro Games 🕹️
-Signed video game collector (IG: @mattcollectsboringstuff)
-Sports / Non Sports / Pokémon Cards
November 18, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Hello! If you’re wondering why I popped up on your feed, here’s me:
-Pro wrestling commentator in Vancouver BC (IG: @paliontology)
-Blogger /bestbuy.ca
Interests:
-PNW Indie Wrestling
-Retro Games 🕹️
-Signed video game collector (IG: @mattcollectsboringstuff)
-Sports / Non Sports / Pokémon Cards
-Pro wrestling commentator in Vancouver BC (IG: @paliontology)
-Blogger /bestbuy.ca
Interests:
-PNW Indie Wrestling
-Retro Games 🕹️
-Signed video game collector (IG: @mattcollectsboringstuff)
-Sports / Non Sports / Pokémon Cards
75% of my geographic trivia contributions are due to the Animaniacs and Carmen Sandiego (both the game and game show)
“Capital of Mali? Yeah that’s Bamako”
“Capital of Vermont? Uh let’s see … 🎶 Concord New Hampshire just a quick jaunt to Montpelier which is up in Vermont 🎶… it’s Montpelier”
“Capital of Mali? Yeah that’s Bamako”
“Capital of Vermont? Uh let’s see … 🎶 Concord New Hampshire just a quick jaunt to Montpelier which is up in Vermont 🎶… it’s Montpelier”
November 18, 2024 at 4:18 PM
75% of my geographic trivia contributions are due to the Animaniacs and Carmen Sandiego (both the game and game show)
“Capital of Mali? Yeah that’s Bamako”
“Capital of Vermont? Uh let’s see … 🎶 Concord New Hampshire just a quick jaunt to Montpelier which is up in Vermont 🎶… it’s Montpelier”
“Capital of Mali? Yeah that’s Bamako”
“Capital of Vermont? Uh let’s see … 🎶 Concord New Hampshire just a quick jaunt to Montpelier which is up in Vermont 🎶… it’s Montpelier”
Happy Monday #wrestlesky! A reminder for YVR / PNW folks that there are 2 shows in town this weekend!
@duskpro.bsky.social has a big show in Vancouver Friday night! More details on their Bluesky account
All Star Wrestling is out in Surrey on Saturday for their last event of 2024! (IG: @aswcanada)
@duskpro.bsky.social has a big show in Vancouver Friday night! More details on their Bluesky account
All Star Wrestling is out in Surrey on Saturday for their last event of 2024! (IG: @aswcanada)
November 18, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Happy Monday #wrestlesky! A reminder for YVR / PNW folks that there are 2 shows in town this weekend!
@duskpro.bsky.social has a big show in Vancouver Friday night! More details on their Bluesky account
All Star Wrestling is out in Surrey on Saturday for their last event of 2024! (IG: @aswcanada)
@duskpro.bsky.social has a big show in Vancouver Friday night! More details on their Bluesky account
All Star Wrestling is out in Surrey on Saturday for their last event of 2024! (IG: @aswcanada)