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I'm glad the long suffering NE fanbase can finally find success again
January 18, 2026 at 11:20 PM
let's go Texans #WeAreChristianKirk
January 18, 2026 at 7:38 PM
man it's a good time to be a seattle sports fan
January 18, 2026 at 4:36 AM
YAHOOOOOO
January 18, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I just saw alex from target at my local target
January 15, 2026 at 8:20 PM
reading about the oldest trees ever on wikipedia #sunday #fun
January 12, 2026 at 12:18 AM
I proved to your girl that 0.999... = 1 and you couldn't 🙊
January 11, 2026 at 9:27 PM
there are a worrying number of people right now (including those in government) who legitimately think some sort of AI rapture is impending
January 11, 2026 at 7:20 PM
my therapist had never heard of the term "earworm" and thought I was way crazier than what I was actually talking about lol
January 7, 2026 at 10:34 PM
January 5, 2026 at 5:08 AM
We got the number one seed holy shit
January 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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RT if you want the hawks to WIN🙊🙋‍♂️
January 4, 2026 at 2:54 AM
jesus christ
JUST IN: Trump says the U.S. has captured Maduro and his wife and flown them out of the country.
January 3, 2026 at 10:22 AM
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I need pussy from one of those 9ft broads from avatar
January 2, 2026 at 11:35 PM
BREAKING: Hozier has been detained at a CIA black site and is pending a brain reprogramming
January 2, 2026 at 10:11 AM
my new years resolution is to spend way more time on my phone and stop going to the gym and stop going to therapy and start setting unattainable goals for myself and isolate myself from friends at the slightest indiscretion and take every anxious thought that pops into my head as absolute truth and
January 1, 2026 at 11:24 PM
2026 is the year I get woke
January 1, 2026 at 5:20 AM
(a cow addressing his extremely online friend) eat grass bro
December 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
rip brigitte bardot i wasn't a fan of your movies or photoshoots but i was HUGE fan of your political opinions
December 28, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I got the gift of friendship this Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I'm wrapping your Christmas present right now
December 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
just read a guy on Reddit who said he only listened to AI music for months and when he went back to real music, it felt like an orgasm. Jesus Christ lol
December 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Me and the boys have been going around town beating the shit out of every old person who wishes us a "Merry Christmas" #WarOnChristmas
December 23, 2025 at 10:26 AM
rateyourmusic.com
December 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM