peach blush rocks because they write mosh parts nobody moshes to put play them as if everyone in the crowd is moving with cinderblocks in their hands

it is both the most unamerican and american thing that american mcdonalds has the worst menu. the u.s. should have the most excessive and over the top slop imaginable yet every other country just kills us

death metal bands are so funny. you go see a band with an unreadable logo that allegedly says like, wretched viscera then they'll talk on stage like ☺️hi everybody thanks for coming out🙂we have merch in the back☺️thanks to hardrock bob for booking us😊this song's called

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in trump's america parmesan and red pepper packets are an extra dollar twenty five each

i ran into a strange old dude in the spice aisle once and he asked "do you where the msg is?"
i pointed it out and he told me "everyone asks why my food is so good. i say i make it with love. and this? this is love. get you some"

i said it was a staple then he tried to sell me on saffron lol

City of Sickos

i showed you my letterboxd plz respond 🫩

this rocks hopefully the house district 70 suit goes the same way. covering this has been a hoot for me personally

We pondered running ads on KTC but opted to stay squarely in the user subscription model because we don't want pervert gambling ads etc on there. But As a little trick, I made a bunch of fake ads for Palantir, Black Rock, Better Help etc that got worse and worse until this last one for Arby's lol

this is the correct way to toast bread. toasters simply can't compete with a pan with oil or butter

I’m never going to stop being mad that hedge funds and tech middlemen siphoned off all the money that should’ve let someone like Kaleb Horton have the career he deserved

think i'm gonna hit the little rock food truck festival with one single crispy ten dollar bill and see what it gets me (probably nothing)

now gavin,

shooter not trans, bullet not trans, surely there must be some way to blame trans people if we try hard enough

the prosecution after i hired an etsy witch:

looking up an etsy lawyer to learn the legal ramifications of successfully hiring an etsy witch

you know the internet got too much going on when it takes me two days to find out taylor lorenz went on adam friedland show

really dying to know how kurt busiek of all people somehow has never seen taxi driver or the thing

the world can be so fascinating

getting older is crazy because you'll just be chillin on your couch and suddenly think hey i wonder if i get elvis costello yet

trying to imagine how big of a loser you have to be to want one of these things
www.wired.com/story/i-hate...

i need to find a way to weasel my way into the music business so i can be the first person to turn the tables on nardwuar like yeah bro i'm at your front door with your favorite he-man toy

found myself in the point of my life where i understand country but like roger miller and johnny paycheck

...not good!