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Matt Pockets
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I’m just a dude tryin to make my way on this rock that’s floating through space
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"break stuff" by limp bizkit (1999)
August 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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No matter what part of the planet you're on, every day everyone's hustlin'
July 21, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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You can 100% simply eat a whole baked potato for dinner and if anyone tries to say otherwise they're WRONG
July 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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TMNT was right… 🐢 🐈‍⬛
July 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Hey, my girlfriend had one of those. Actually it wasn't hers, it was her dad's.

Actually she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed her curtains.

Fry, remember when I told you about always ending your stories a sentence earlier?

#Futurama
July 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Hey! How come when I wanna do fun stuff that'll kill me you're against it?

This is more important than that marble-eating contest, Fry.

#Futurama
July 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Hey, Roberto! What's with the piece? I thought you were more of a Knife guy.

Out here in the West, I need something shootier.

Like this gun-Knife I invented-stole!

#Futurama
July 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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mood.
July 3, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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It's extremely delicate, so if one of you breaks it, you're paying for it!

Fry did it!

Did what?

Just practicing for later.

#Futurama
June 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling. But it turns out it's fixed, like boxing.

#Futurama
June 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Amore says:
* No Kings
* Don’t “sign up” for a protest
* Mask up
* Faces go to databases
June 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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June 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
May 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Live right meow :3 Come check out the !donate command we're using today <3
Save the date :3
April 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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If you feel so inclined, I'm sharing my Ko-fi page to help purchase a new PC. Please do **NOT** put yourself in financial hardship to assist. Interacting and/or sharing the post is free and I'll give you all the hugs and/or high fives/waves you could want. 💚 ko-fi.com/cookie_screams
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Anyways heres my cat
February 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I have binge watched Righteous Gemstones and can’t wait for season 4, that is all
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February 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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i love comic books
January 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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huh...
January 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again
January 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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gofund.me/c8e54464 Anything and everything is appreciated, but please do not endure your own hardships to donate.
January 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM