FAN: Oh! You’re one of the authors I wanted to see!
ME: Hi!
FAN: Yeah, my mother hates your books!
ME: …beg pardon?
FAN: This one in particular. *points to TWISTED ONES* Hated it.
ME: …
FAN: But she’s got no taste.
KEVIN: So you like them?
FAN: Oh, I’ve never read them.