I know that road. It might well have been an F-150 going 75. They would have been paste.)
I know that road. It might well have been an F-150 going 75. They would have been paste.)
I have a red mark on my nose, and one on my forehead. My glasses didn’t even get bent.
I have a red mark on my nose, and one on my forehead. My glasses didn’t even get bent.
And even if she looks exactly the same…she’ll never quite be my little starfighter in the same way.
First new car I ever bought. Goddamn.
And even if she looks exactly the same…she’ll never quite be my little starfighter in the same way.
First new car I ever bought. Goddamn.
I'm fine. But my beautiful blue girl, my Eleutherios, my little starfighter, is gone.
I had her less than a month. Hadn't even made a payment on her yet. Goddamn.
I'm fine. But my beautiful blue girl, my Eleutherios, my little starfighter, is gone.
I had her less than a month. Hadn't even made a payment on her yet. Goddamn.
...and some old lady who couldn't see turned in front of me while I had a green light. On a state highway. Going 55.
...and some old lady who couldn't see turned in front of me while I had a green light. On a state highway. Going 55.
…the bit about Monster Hunter and getting feasts from cats.
Huh. Oddly, both surprised AND unsurprised.
…the bit about Monster Hunter and getting feasts from cats.
Huh. Oddly, both surprised AND unsurprised.
Oh, to be maidenless? 😂
Oh, to be maidenless? 😂
The reality is that I talk to myself a lot, and my brain goes weird places. Why should this be any different?
The reality is that I talk to myself a lot, and my brain goes weird places. Why should this be any different?
...followed quickly by the thought "it's my fucking feed, why do I care?" If you can't handle me at "outer monologue," you don't get to have the once-a-year flash of profundity.
...followed quickly by the thought "it's my fucking feed, why do I care?" If you can't handle me at "outer monologue," you don't get to have the once-a-year flash of profundity.