Falcon
@pachydermous.bsky.social
Listen To Me. I'm A Hag. And I'm Your Next President. (ATX)
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Yes
did David Lynch ever find that highway
December 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Yes
going to try and absorb david byrne's power tn. will report back on any progress.
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
going to try and absorb david byrne's power tn. will report back on any progress.
i want to play stray children but im like halfway through 3 other rpgs atm. The Gamer's Curse.
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
i want to play stray children but im like halfway through 3 other rpgs atm. The Gamer's Curse.
pull up in the sri lanka.
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
pull up in the sri lanka.
the international implications that that has
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 AM
the international implications that that has
i can feel my blood pressure rise every time i hear a beauty industry advertisement that throws around the word "confidence".
November 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
i can feel my blood pressure rise every time i hear a beauty industry advertisement that throws around the word "confidence".
Mr. Christopher Waltz didn't do all that for yall to be claiming there was no homoeroticism in del Toro's Frankenstein...............
November 16, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Mr. Christopher Waltz didn't do all that for yall to be claiming there was no homoeroticism in del Toro's Frankenstein...............
they've invalidated my handle, boys!!
November 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
they've invalidated my handle, boys!!
It is time to cut all my hair off!
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
It is time to cut all my hair off!
I wish this app had drafts so that I could get the 15 tweets i have planned for The Day We Are All Waiting For ready to go
November 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I wish this app had drafts so that I could get the 15 tweets i have planned for The Day We Are All Waiting For ready to go
One must imagine Sisyphus a little zesty with it
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
One must imagine Sisyphus a little zesty with it
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To my friend Andrew Cuomo — rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla.
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
To my friend Andrew Cuomo — rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla.
they should let hatsune miku do the superbowl halftime show
October 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
they should let hatsune miku do the superbowl halftime show
*TS Madison voice* And How Can This Be!? For He IS The Kwisatz Haderach!
October 26, 2025 at 8:05 AM
*TS Madison voice* And How Can This Be!? For He IS The Kwisatz Haderach!
seems the only reliable short term solution to a recent flare up of foot pain is to, paradoxically, walk 20,000 steps a day.
October 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
seems the only reliable short term solution to a recent flare up of foot pain is to, paradoxically, walk 20,000 steps a day.
i lost a pair of glasses in my house like 9 months ago. found them when moving out of the house. wore them again for the first time today, went on a walk and switched to sunglasses for 30 minutes, lost them somewhere. those glasses did not want to be found.
October 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
i lost a pair of glasses in my house like 9 months ago. found them when moving out of the house. wore them again for the first time today, went on a walk and switched to sunglasses for 30 minutes, lost them somewhere. those glasses did not want to be found.
i didn't realize new pokemon game release was so soon....... sign of the times....
October 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
i didn't realize new pokemon game release was so soon....... sign of the times....
meal that saved me from certain death.
October 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
meal that saved me from certain death.
very angry with the two girls i overheard talking about the tswift charli thing, which led to me looking up those deeply cursed lyrics. did not appreciate that.
October 3, 2025 at 6:15 AM
very angry with the two girls i overheard talking about the tswift charli thing, which led to me looking up those deeply cursed lyrics. did not appreciate that.
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Yeah, I guess I'd say I know some stuff about music. (scoff)
October 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Yeah, I guess I'd say I know some stuff about music. (scoff)
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