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Friendly reminder that extreme wealth correlates with an increased likelihood of sociopathy vs the population average.
November 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Friendly reminder that extreme wealth correlates with an increased likelihood of sociopathy vs the population average.
1. Push already desperate people into food riots by literally starving them and their families.
2. Wheel the orange colostomy bag out to denounce all rioters as members of antifa, and the riots national emergencies/insurrections.
#shutdown
2. Wheel the orange colostomy bag out to denounce all rioters as members of antifa, and the riots national emergencies/insurrections.
#shutdown
November 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
1. Push already desperate people into food riots by literally starving them and their families.
2. Wheel the orange colostomy bag out to denounce all rioters as members of antifa, and the riots national emergencies/insurrections.
#shutdown
2. Wheel the orange colostomy bag out to denounce all rioters as members of antifa, and the riots national emergencies/insurrections.
#shutdown
Both cats seen very sus of the new robot vac; every clean there are a dozen photos of them following it around the house and monitoring it
October 22, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Both cats seen very sus of the new robot vac; every clean there are a dozen photos of them following it around the house and monitoring it
I am struggling to see how even the most hardcore of big orange's supporters could rationalise a multi-million dollar, north-koreanesq military parade for a guy who has divided his time between shitting on their country from a great height, sleeping in public, and golf.
May 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I am struggling to see how even the most hardcore of big orange's supporters could rationalise a multi-million dollar, north-koreanesq military parade for a guy who has divided his time between shitting on their country from a great height, sleeping in public, and golf.
Had my eye pew pewed. Cv annoying.
May 14, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Had my eye pew pewed. Cv annoying.
got a 3 day ban on Reddit for "threatening violence"
I suggested you could weaponise a fictional superpower that "lets you give someone an orgasm by pointing a finger gun at them and saying pew".
I suggested you could weaponise a fictional superpower that "lets you give someone an orgasm by pointing a finger gun at them and saying pew".
May 10, 2025 at 8:41 AM
got a 3 day ban on Reddit for "threatening violence"
I suggested you could weaponise a fictional superpower that "lets you give someone an orgasm by pointing a finger gun at them and saying pew".
I suggested you could weaponise a fictional superpower that "lets you give someone an orgasm by pointing a finger gun at them and saying pew".
my doctor: you can't use stilnox every night, okay?
me: i believe you are correct that it is a very bad idea.
my doctor: yes, but you aren't going to use it every night are you?
me: that would be a very bad idea.
my doctor: ...
me: ...
me: i believe you are correct that it is a very bad idea.
my doctor: yes, but you aren't going to use it every night are you?
me: that would be a very bad idea.
my doctor: ...
me: ...
May 8, 2025 at 8:11 AM
my doctor: you can't use stilnox every night, okay?
me: i believe you are correct that it is a very bad idea.
my doctor: yes, but you aren't going to use it every night are you?
me: that would be a very bad idea.
my doctor: ...
me: ...
me: i believe you are correct that it is a very bad idea.
my doctor: yes, but you aren't going to use it every night are you?
me: that would be a very bad idea.
my doctor: ...
me: ...
Really enjoying my father's refusal to wear his hearing aids, because apparently he enjoys making me repeat myself 3 times while yelling
April 19, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Really enjoying my father's refusal to wear his hearing aids, because apparently he enjoys making me repeat myself 3 times while yelling
Cat has claimed my leg. Guess I'm here until death takes me.
April 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Cat has claimed my leg. Guess I'm here until death takes me.
Man, I'm going to end up boiling the ocean dry at this rate
April 9, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Man, I'm going to end up boiling the ocean dry at this rate
Super productive teams meeting that could have been an email, where all the other disciplines talk for hooourrrsss and us in the EI&C team are just sitting here like
April 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Super productive teams meeting that could have been an email, where all the other disciplines talk for hooourrrsss and us in the EI&C team are just sitting here like
Them: was it a productive meeting?
Me:
Me:
April 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Them: was it a productive meeting?
Me:
Me:
Turn around from working at my desk to see this gentle reminder that it's breakfast time
April 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Turn around from working at my desk to see this gentle reminder that it's breakfast time
The bee is her favourite toy. She'll chase it for hours, but when she's had enough she'll jump into the box, and sit there watching it.
March 27, 2025 at 8:53 AM
The bee is her favourite toy. She'll chase it for hours, but when she's had enough she'll jump into the box, and sit there watching it.
Goddamn, was not expecting a new Chevelle single this morning, nor was I expecting it to blow me tf away 🤘🤩🤘
music.apple.com/au/album/rab...
music.apple.com/au/album/rab...
Rabbit Hole (Cowards, Pt. 1) by Chevelle on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 4:09
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March 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Goddamn, was not expecting a new Chevelle single this morning, nor was I expecting it to blow me tf away 🤘🤩🤘
music.apple.com/au/album/rab...
music.apple.com/au/album/rab...
Had a chest/sinus infection and had been coughing up a little blood. Doc sent me for an x-ray last Friday and his office just called as he wants to see me about results.
Low key hoping it's actually cancer so I can justify giving up. Just need to make sure the cats are taken care of.
Low key hoping it's actually cancer so I can justify giving up. Just need to make sure the cats are taken care of.
March 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Had a chest/sinus infection and had been coughing up a little blood. Doc sent me for an x-ray last Friday and his office just called as he wants to see me about results.
Low key hoping it's actually cancer so I can justify giving up. Just need to make sure the cats are taken care of.
Low key hoping it's actually cancer so I can justify giving up. Just need to make sure the cats are taken care of.
