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David
@p4ndr.bsky.social
· Jan 11
Paraphrasing:
Woman visiting my place for the first time: why would you stick all that stuff on your walls?
Me: My place isn't huge, and it gives my cats a larger "adventure profile".
Woman: I'd never ruin my home for an animal.
Narrator: and so they never went on another date.
Woman visiting my place for the first time: why would you stick all that stuff on your walls?
Me: My place isn't huge, and it gives my cats a larger "adventure profile".
Woman: I'd never ruin my home for an animal.
Narrator: and so they never went on another date.
welp, i tried dating like my therapist suggested. i learned that I don't like doing it, and i prefer the company of my cats, but at least I can say I tried.
February 8, 2026 at 3:27 AM
welp, i tried dating like my therapist suggested. i learned that I don't like doing it, and i prefer the company of my cats, but at least I can say I tried.
oh for fuck sakes. now it's "agile" and "scrum" and "black belt".
a man sitting at a table with the words i am going to set myself on fire
ALT: a man sitting at a table with the words i am going to set myself on fire
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 11:21 AM
oh for fuck sakes. now it's "agile" and "scrum" and "black belt".
save intellectual rigor: harpoon a project manager.
February 2, 2026 at 11:19 AM
save intellectual rigor: harpoon a project manager.
in case it is not immediately clear, i do not respect project managers.
And I am being forced to do a PM course, run by a project manager, and filled with soccer mums who aspire to become project managers.
It's basically live-action LinkedIn shitposting for 3 hours a night twice a week.
And I am being forced to do a PM course, run by a project manager, and filled with soccer mums who aspire to become project managers.
It's basically live-action LinkedIn shitposting for 3 hours a night twice a week.
February 2, 2026 at 11:17 AM
in case it is not immediately clear, i do not respect project managers.
And I am being forced to do a PM course, run by a project manager, and filled with soccer mums who aspire to become project managers.
It's basically live-action LinkedIn shitposting for 3 hours a night twice a week.
And I am being forced to do a PM course, run by a project manager, and filled with soccer mums who aspire to become project managers.
It's basically live-action LinkedIn shitposting for 3 hours a night twice a week.
a project manager is just a product manager who can read at a 10th grade level
February 2, 2026 at 11:10 AM
a project manager is just a product manager who can read at a 10th grade level
a project manager, a sentient sack of shit, and pauline hanson walk into a bar ...
February 2, 2026 at 11:09 AM
a project manager, a sentient sack of shit, and pauline hanson walk into a bar ...
why did the project manager cross the road?
February 2, 2026 at 11:08 AM
why did the project manager cross the road?
How many project managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
February 2, 2026 at 11:07 AM
How many project managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Lecturer is 100% a chronic linked in poster. Going to fucking set myself on fire.
February 2, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Lecturer is 100% a chronic linked in poster. Going to fucking set myself on fire.
Being forced to do the accelerated Dip PM by work, and holy fuck it's half way through the first night and I want to claw my fucking eyes out.
February 2, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Being forced to do the accelerated Dip PM by work, and holy fuck it's half way through the first night and I want to claw my fucking eyes out.
Her profile: "I want a man who is present, intentional, and makes me feel cherished every day. He must be motivated and kind, with high emotional intelligence and world class communication. He must be a good role model for my 3 children
Her opening line: 👋 hi
Her opening line: 👋 hi
February 1, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Her profile: "I want a man who is present, intentional, and makes me feel cherished every day. He must be motivated and kind, with high emotional intelligence and world class communication. He must be a good role model for my 3 children
Her opening line: 👋 hi
Her opening line: 👋 hi
If you haven't seen The Killers' cover of "Electric Blue", do yourself a favour and check it out. Forgive me, Iva, but it's actually superior to the original.
January 31, 2026 at 4:03 AM
If you haven't seen The Killers' cover of "Electric Blue", do yourself a favour and check it out. Forgive me, Iva, but it's actually superior to the original.
Watching anyone do something they really, genuinely, love doing is usually uplifting, but watching Josh Eppard play the drums is ... that, but more. It's like a bunch of kittens started playing the drums and somehow had perfect timing and clean fills.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oJN...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oJN...
Josh Eppard Plays "The Suffering" | Coheed And Cambria
YouTube video by Drumeo Clips
www.youtube.com
January 31, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Watching anyone do something they really, genuinely, love doing is usually uplifting, but watching Josh Eppard play the drums is ... that, but more. It's like a bunch of kittens started playing the drums and somehow had perfect timing and clean fills.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oJN...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oJN...
I know I'm not being entirely rational, but the only thing that will make me pass faster than seeing "Politics: conservative" in her dating profile is "Politics: conservative" followed by "Occupation: HR Manager". Even real estate agents get more leeway.
January 28, 2026 at 8:25 AM
I know I'm not being entirely rational, but the only thing that will make me pass faster than seeing "Politics: conservative" in her dating profile is "Politics: conservative" followed by "Occupation: HR Manager". Even real estate agents get more leeway.
Watching my uber eats driver take the wrong exit twice and therefore putting themselves through coronation drive at 5:30pm twice, has created some very confusing emotions
January 27, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Watching my uber eats driver take the wrong exit twice and therefore putting themselves through coronation drive at 5:30pm twice, has created some very confusing emotions
Had private health with Medibank for over 20 years now. Claim for diagnostics refused because they were ordered by the ED, except that I went straight from ED to theatre, and the treating surgeon would have had to request the **exact same diagnostics** to perform the surgery.
January 23, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Had private health with Medibank for over 20 years now. Claim for diagnostics refused because they were ordered by the ED, except that I went straight from ED to theatre, and the treating surgeon would have had to request the **exact same diagnostics** to perform the surgery.
1. Love any sort of translucent vinyl, but these grey-green numbers a gorgeous, and;
2. Why is the sleeve artwork printed at -90° to the opening? It is making my eye twitch.
2. Why is the sleeve artwork printed at -90° to the opening? It is making my eye twitch.
January 22, 2026 at 4:26 AM
1. Love any sort of translucent vinyl, but these grey-green numbers a gorgeous, and;
2. Why is the sleeve artwork printed at -90° to the opening? It is making my eye twitch.
2. Why is the sleeve artwork printed at -90° to the opening? It is making my eye twitch.
In the grim darkness of next week, there is only yam-tits the pedophile.
January 17, 2026 at 4:52 AM
In the grim darkness of next week, there is only yam-tits the pedophile.
Oh, hello new Courtney Marie Andrews album, time to give you a serious listen.
January 16, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Oh, hello new Courtney Marie Andrews album, time to give you a serious listen.
Ghosts new single is 🔥. Am convinced Tobias Forge is one of the best songwriters/producers in the genre.
January 16, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Ghosts new single is 🔥. Am convinced Tobias Forge is one of the best songwriters/producers in the genre.
Should the guy with the political instincts of a sourdough starter, and who joined the police after failing several 1st year business subjects, be our ambassador to a superpower that's currently run by a volatile, yam-titted, moron with dementia?
Is that the question?
Is that the question?
January 14, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Should the guy with the political instincts of a sourdough starter, and who joined the police after failing several 1st year business subjects, be our ambassador to a superpower that's currently run by a volatile, yam-titted, moron with dementia?
Is that the question?
Is that the question?
Fuck off. Fuck all the way off. Once you reach the ocean, briefly pause before continuing to fuck off into the waves.
January 13, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Fuck off. Fuck all the way off. Once you reach the ocean, briefly pause before continuing to fuck off into the waves.
Might sand and repaint the feature wall. Orrrrrrr ... I could roll in crushed glass and then dive into a vat of lemon juice.
January 13, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Might sand and repaint the feature wall. Orrrrrrr ... I could roll in crushed glass and then dive into a vat of lemon juice.