Hello, yes, my entire identity is oppositional defiant disorder married to a deep and abiding stupidity, all wrapped in a love of cruelty that is a literal sexual fetish.
November 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Hello, yes, my entire identity is oppositional defiant disorder married to a deep and abiding stupidity, all wrapped in a love of cruelty that is a literal sexual fetish.
5. Watch in dry amusement as the cult neophytes are very shocked when, upon being arrested for their participation in the food riots, they realise their red hats confer no special treatment or privelleges.
6. Rake in those sweet, sweet billionare tax breaks.
#shutdown
6. Rake in those sweet, sweet billionare tax breaks.
#shutdown
November 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
5. Watch in dry amusement as the cult neophytes are very shocked when, upon being arrested for their participation in the food riots, they realise their red hats confer no special treatment or privelleges.
6. Rake in those sweet, sweet billionare tax breaks.
#shutdown
6. Rake in those sweet, sweet billionare tax breaks.
#shutdown
3. Deploy national guard (many of whom are only slightly less desperate than the rioters).
4. Orange colostomy bag: "we'll have to delay midterms indefinitely, the Epstein files were an antifa/Dem hoax, and this list of people are antifa ringleaders, so have been sent to Gitmo.
#shutdown
4. Orange colostomy bag: "we'll have to delay midterms indefinitely, the Epstein files were an antifa/Dem hoax, and this list of people are antifa ringleaders, so have been sent to Gitmo.
#shutdown
November 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
3. Deploy national guard (many of whom are only slightly less desperate than the rioters).
4. Orange colostomy bag: "we'll have to delay midterms indefinitely, the Epstein files were an antifa/Dem hoax, and this list of people are antifa ringleaders, so have been sent to Gitmo.
#shutdown
4. Orange colostomy bag: "we'll have to delay midterms indefinitely, the Epstein files were an antifa/Dem hoax, and this list of people are antifa ringleaders, so have been sent to Gitmo.
#shutdown
They pull me back in *Silvio Intensifies*
May 12, 2025 at 8:43 AM
They pull me back in *Silvio Intensifies*
Nobody is riding that broken dick except unusually stupid incels. (I don't care if the story about a botched dick embiggening surgery is true or not, it's canon as far as I'm concerned)
May 10, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Nobody is riding that broken dick except unusually stupid incels. (I don't care if the story about a botched dick embiggening surgery is true or not, it's canon as far as I'm concerned)
TBF If I had that power, I would be using it to derail some of the people who rip down the footpath on electric scooters at mach 2.
And dudes on shit bikes with (illegal) racing exhausts that perforate ear drums from 2 blocks away.
And any Harley Davidson rider I saw.
And dudes on shit bikes with (illegal) racing exhausts that perforate ear drums from 2 blocks away.
And any Harley Davidson rider I saw.
May 10, 2025 at 8:47 AM
TBF If I had that power, I would be using it to derail some of the people who rip down the footpath on electric scooters at mach 2.
And dudes on shit bikes with (illegal) racing exhausts that perforate ear drums from 2 blocks away.
And any Harley Davidson rider I saw.
And dudes on shit bikes with (illegal) racing exhausts that perforate ear drums from 2 blocks away.
And any Harley Davidson rider I saw.
It's the only thing that kind of works. If I take it with alcohol.
My brain really doesn't like sleep.
My brain really doesn't like sleep.
May 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It's the only thing that kind of works. If I take it with alcohol.
My brain really doesn't like sleep.
My brain really doesn't like sleep.
i am in no way condoning, endorsing, or suggesting violence, but I hear Mario's brother has a good line on effective discourse vis-a-vis persons believe they are above the law and who gleefully leverage institutions to hurt others while enriching themselves.
a man is sitting in the back seat of a car and making a funny face .
ALT: a man is sitting in the back seat of a car and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
May 3, 2025 at 6:44 AM
i am in no way condoning, endorsing, or suggesting violence, but I hear Mario's brother has a good line on effective discourse vis-a-vis persons believe they are above the law and who gleefully leverage institutions to hurt others while enriching themselves.
atheist here, we don't claim him. I'm in the "anybody can practice their faith as long as they stay away from public policy and don't hurt anyone" but, honestly, if MAGATs think this bloated fuckwit who also happens to be a serial adulterer and adjudged rapist is holy, then that's very much on them
May 3, 2025 at 6:39 AM
atheist here, we don't claim him. I'm in the "anybody can practice their faith as long as they stay away from public policy and don't hurt anyone" but, honestly, if MAGATs think this bloated fuckwit who also happens to be a serial adulterer and adjudged rapist is holy, then that's very much on them
If i tweak any of my default settings in an attempt to create a better user experience for people connecting with me, i usually stop working altogether and need to be factory reset.
April 22, 2025 at 5:58 AM
If i tweak any of my default settings in an attempt to create a better user experience for people connecting with me, i usually stop working altogether and need to be factory reset.
Pristine football field. RSL.
April 14, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Pristine football field. RSL.
It is. You just need to start up an employment agency first.
April 14, 2025 at 8:12 AM
It is. You just need to start up an employment agency first.
That sounds like a keeper, 100%
Time for me to distract myself from introspection vis-a-vis my relentless cynicism. 😅
Time for me to distract myself from introspection vis-a-vis my relentless cynicism. 😅
April 11, 2025 at 7:02 AM
That sounds like a keeper, 100%
Time for me to distract myself from introspection vis-a-vis my relentless cynicism. 😅
Time for me to distract myself from introspection vis-a-vis my relentless cynicism. 😅