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Turns out if you don't use the Bluesky Android app for a while it logs you out. Guess who couldn't remember their password earlier today?
August 28, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Harry Truman, Doris Day, Marconi plays the mamba
Chubby Checker, Psycho, listen to the radio
Hula hoops, Castro, knee deep in the hoopla
Studebaker, Rockefeller, don't you remember?

We didn't build this city
August 21, 2025 at 11:30 AM
deck.blue taking a long time to load these days. Any longer and I'll forget entirely the stupid shitpost I was about to send. Wait, maybe that's their plan.
August 2, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Does the song "All I Wanna Do" by Sheryl Crow make anyone else feel inexplicably slightly seasick or it is just me?
August 2, 2025 at 9:22 AM
July 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Accidentally earwormed myself with Stutter Rap.
July 4, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Nothing against Oliver Bearman but it's an interesting stewards decision to allow him to start the race given he's only done a handful of laps all weekend, and not a single full timed lap. #f1
March 15, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
March 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Is it still a typo if you an entire word?
March 5, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Ed Balls
February 21, 2025 at 9:27 AM
What did Rai Thistlethwayte really know when he sang "so we've already established the fact that things are gonna be different in the future, baby"?
January 19, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Todo list:

1. open the door
2. get on the floor
3. walk the dinosaur
January 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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This graffiti near work says COVER YOUR PENIS, CUNT and I like its energy and message.
January 12, 2025 at 8:33 AM
"Tag Heuer returns to the sport as the Official Beekeeper of Formula 1."
January 7, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Thinking about when Lindsey Buckingham went full Blue Steel back in 1984.
January 6, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Tonight's mental mashup: the bridge to "Six Months In A Leaky Boat" by Split Enz and "You Can't Always Get What You Want" by The Rolling Stones.
January 6, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Thinking about '80s songs with the year in the lyrics after hearing "The City of Soul" (1985) by Eurogliders. "Next Episode" by Tone Loc springs to mind: "88 was fine but 89 is mine".
I'm probably forgetting a really obvious one.
January 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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So apparently the Americans are not familiar with the Aussie phrase 'nut it out' and it is causing mass carnage in business meetings
January 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Anyone want to come over to my place on New Years Eve and bark at the fireworks with me?
December 29, 2024 at 11:33 AM
In other news I bought a cheap pack of knockoff Posca pens from Officeworks but the red pen has no ink in it. Please send your thoughts and prayers in this difficult time.
December 24, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Not a big fan of being woken up at 6 this morning by a massive cramp in my left leg. I think my legs just got too cold overnight. WTF Melbourne weather.

Good thing I don't have a bunch of work to do today to get ready for a Christmas barbecue tomorrow. Oh wait, I do.
December 24, 2024 at 1:30 AM
It's that time of the year again where I forget what weekday it is for the next 2-3 weeks.
So I declare that today is Flerbnesday.
Tomorrow is also Flerbnesday.
December 23, 2024 at 7:05 AM
"Tis the season to be jolly" implies that it's fine to be grumpy for the rest of the year.
December 23, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Melbourne forecast:

Monday: 18°C
Thursday: 40°C

😂😪🔥💀
December 23, 2024 at 1:20 AM