ozner
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ozner
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i went to drag trivia and they tried to snipe me
udo kier died im not okay😭😭😭😭😭😭
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 AM
i never met a la metro employee that wasnt fucking useless i stg
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
i been baking a lot lately
November 22, 2025 at 9:31 AM
been having a hard time getting enough sleep lately and its been taking a toll on my emotional stability i think i need to do some gummies about it
November 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
literally nothing turns me off faster than a mixed signals ass bitch. i will not only drop you but i will tell everyone about how weird you were to me.
November 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
closeted fags everywhere for those with eyes to see
November 17, 2025 at 12:49 PM
i was also mystified by her behavior lately but then several people pointed out that shes up for reelection
What the hell twilight zone are we in that Marjorie Taylor Greene of all people is making sense about the White House gaslighting people into thinking the economy is doing well
November 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
beagles are the most melancholy fuckin dogs you'll ever meet
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 AM
literally no one does this anymore, walking around playing pokemon go with bestie and the amount of bikes who nearly collide with us SILENTLY is astounding, tf happened to bells
I want saw a post that said “As white people, we gotta start saying excuse me when we walk in someone’s way” and I couldn’t agree more.
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
at a certain point blowing your nose simply does not work you just gotta pick it
November 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
what does it mean when the only guys who ever hit on you in public are supposedly straight
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
i thought the penis looked delicious
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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Anytime I mention this story theres a few dozen people who never heard about it, so for those unaware
Tesla engineer was concerned about known thermal runaway problems in the batteries, elon and his head of security concoted a mass shooter threat pretending to be him, leaked it to the press and got a bolo issued to tried to get him swatted, Elon then stiffed his head of security
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
every day my circle of people i can send memes to dwindles 😔
November 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
was chugging cokes trying and failing to not fall asleep while dog sitting but now that im home and in bed im fucking WIRED gdi the sun just came up
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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How to wash Chiitan🫧

ちぃたん☆のシャワーシーン大公開ですっ☆
November 8, 2025 at 12:26 PM
food benefits deposited we're so fucking back
November 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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I love being a fat gay bitch and I love other fat gay bitches but I'm not a bear and I hate bears.
October 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
thinking about the time i got pushed out of a circle of friends because i suggested that it should be pronounced "kyo-greh" and not "kai-ogre" because the latter sounds ugly and stupid af
November 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
last night newer friend asking me exploratory questions about my creative interests and telling me they want to work more with me feels good man🥹
November 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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The diagram for what Palantir does is like if Richard Scarry got super paranoid and did an Apocalypse picture book
November 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
scruff called me poor like wym suddenly all the people viewing my profile are 1k+ miles away
November 6, 2025 at 7:38 AM
to think i got my all my friends back into pokemon go because a mid gay on scruff got me back into it and then very quickly lost interest in me lol
November 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
it's so fun having long pretty hair
November 3, 2025 at 9:13 AM
my stupid gay ass shiny event son
October 31, 2025 at 12:34 AM