Lindsay Duck
@ovalencia.bsky.social
Bread for all, and roses too.
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Lindsay Duck
@ovalencia.bsky.social
· Jan 7
When I die, don’t look for me in the sunsets. Look for me in the buildings that obviously used to be a Pizza Hut.
Just thinking of MY baby girl after giving a home birth with no drugs to 10 lbs 4oz and 22 1/4” because that absolutely couldn’t have been me. Dude will be big enough to drive in 3 weeks.
February 17, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Just thinking of MY baby girl after giving a home birth with no drugs to 10 lbs 4oz and 22 1/4” because that absolutely couldn’t have been me. Dude will be big enough to drive in 3 weeks.
Toss up between two
“No one I think is in my tree
I mean, it must be high or low”
OR
“And in my best behavior
I am really just like him
Look beneath the floorboards
For the secrets I have hid”
“No one I think is in my tree
I mean, it must be high or low”
OR
“And in my best behavior
I am really just like him
Look beneath the floorboards
For the secrets I have hid”
What’s the best song lyric in history?
February 17, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Toss up between two
“No one I think is in my tree
I mean, it must be high or low”
OR
“And in my best behavior
I am really just like him
Look beneath the floorboards
For the secrets I have hid”
“No one I think is in my tree
I mean, it must be high or low”
OR
“And in my best behavior
I am really just like him
Look beneath the floorboards
For the secrets I have hid”
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We are all chafed from edging the apocalypse
February 16, 2026 at 9:46 PM
We are all chafed from edging the apocalypse
Please send your thoughts and prayers to my liver. Catholic funeral celebrations are…a lot.
February 16, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Please send your thoughts and prayers to my liver. Catholic funeral celebrations are…a lot.
Midwest funeral luncheon special
February 16, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Midwest funeral luncheon special
There’s not one plausible explanation for that Michael Jordan behavior at Daytona. All men need to be considered creeps until they prove otherwise. Jesus fucking Christ. TIRED OF IT
February 16, 2026 at 2:32 PM
There’s not one plausible explanation for that Michael Jordan behavior at Daytona. All men need to be considered creeps until they prove otherwise. Jesus fucking Christ. TIRED OF IT
He’s here! Very late, but healthy, big, and tall! 🥹
My big chubby nephew was supposed to be born on my bday, but he’s STILL cookin and now he won’t even be a Capricorn 😭
February 16, 2026 at 11:12 AM
He’s here! Very late, but healthy, big, and tall! 🥹
The air traffic has just become constant. It’s going to drive me insane.
February 16, 2026 at 1:59 AM
The air traffic has just become constant. It’s going to drive me insane.
Can confirm the new flavor is 🔥
February 15, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Can confirm the new flavor is 🔥
Still mad about that fucking movie
February 15, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Still mad about that fucking movie
Emerald Fennell when I invite her over for wine to talk about Wuthering Heights
February 15, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Emerald Fennell when I invite her over for wine to talk about Wuthering Heights
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I AM DEVASTATED. It was literally the worst movie I can remember watching. I would rather see The Room unironically 10 more times.
February 15, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I AM DEVASTATED. It was literally the worst movie I can remember watching. I would rather see The Room unironically 10 more times.
I WAS READY TO GIVE THIS MOVIE 10 MILES GRACE! I was willing to sacrifice a bit of storytelling for beautiful costumes and production design! AND FOR WHAT!? IT WAS FUCKING TERRIBLE AND I WANT TO CRY
February 15, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I WAS READY TO GIVE THIS MOVIE 10 MILES GRACE! I was willing to sacrifice a bit of storytelling for beautiful costumes and production design! AND FOR WHAT!? IT WAS FUCKING TERRIBLE AND I WANT TO CRY
This song always makes me laugh. In high school I had my own phone line and the new fangled voicemail (mom worked for the phone company). My outgoing message was this song timed perfectly to say “Hello, I Love You” followed by my voice saying “won’t you tell me your name and number at the beep” 😅
February 14, 2026 at 11:18 PM
This song always makes me laugh. In high school I had my own phone line and the new fangled voicemail (mom worked for the phone company). My outgoing message was this song timed perfectly to say “Hello, I Love You” followed by my voice saying “won’t you tell me your name and number at the beep” 😅
I’m so excited about Wuthering Heights tonight! I love the book, but I’m going into this like The Shining. I love the book and the movie independently, but they are not going to be anything alike and that’s OK.
February 14, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I’m so excited about Wuthering Heights tonight! I love the book, but I’m going into this like The Shining. I love the book and the movie independently, but they are not going to be anything alike and that’s OK.
This leads to a story line that always makes me cringe unbelievably hard 😅
February 14, 2026 at 4:37 PM
This leads to a story line that always makes me cringe unbelievably hard 😅
Happy Valentine’s Day!
February 14, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day!
High drama in men’s figure skating. Whoa. Oooooof all around.
February 13, 2026 at 10:01 PM
High drama in men’s figure skating. Whoa. Oooooof all around.
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in which i discuss the reuben, a glorious sandwich and the pride of omaha
and the patriarch reuben, disowned by his father for being a slut
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and the patriarch reuben, disowned by his father for being a slut
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Notable Sandwiches #138: Reuben
Welcome back to Notable Sandwiches, the feature where my editor David Swanson and I trip merrily through Wikipedia’s List of Notable Sandwiches. This week, a...
buttondown.com
February 13, 2026 at 6:20 PM
in which i discuss the reuben, a glorious sandwich and the pride of omaha
and the patriarch reuben, disowned by his father for being a slut
buttondown.com/theswordandt...
and the patriarch reuben, disowned by his father for being a slut
buttondown.com/theswordandt...
If they want “white culture” so badly they can go read the Epstein files.
House GOP launches Bad Bunny probe: 'Worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction'
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House GOP launches Bad Bunny probe: 'Worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction'
Rep. Mark Alford (R-MO) revealed that House Republicans are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show because they suspect it was "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction."Du...
www.rawstory.com
February 13, 2026 at 4:49 PM
If they want “white culture” so badly they can go read the Epstein files.
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Nebraska mentioned (complimentary)
February 12, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Nebraska mentioned (complimentary)
Damn. Capitalism wins again.
February 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Damn. Capitalism wins again.
I love this account
Contrast of Forms, by Fernand Léger, 1913, (rotated) 📸 by Mike Segar
February 12, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I love this account