Lindsay Duck
@ovalencia.bsky.social
Socialist, fiber artist, tech worker, and being at home enjoyer
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Lindsay Duck
@ovalencia.bsky.social
· Jan 7
When I die, don’t look for me in the sunsets. Look for me in the buildings that obviously used to be a Pizza Hut.
Next week’s Welcome to Derry is going to be devastating (based on some scenes from the trailer). That chapter of the whole entire lore is straight up gut wrenching. Literally. I felt ill when I read it.
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Next week’s Welcome to Derry is going to be devastating (based on some scenes from the trailer). That chapter of the whole entire lore is straight up gut wrenching. Literally. I felt ill when I read it.
My embarrassing #Thanksgiving confession is that I wouldn’t taste/touch/partake in gravy of any kind until I was in my early 20’s. Give me that dry shit with some table salt, I guess.
Now I’d give anything a try. Give me a towel for my head and I’d even eat some Ortolan.
Now I’d give anything a try. Give me a towel for my head and I’d even eat some Ortolan.
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
My embarrassing #Thanksgiving confession is that I wouldn’t taste/touch/partake in gravy of any kind until I was in my early 20’s. Give me that dry shit with some table salt, I guess.
Now I’d give anything a try. Give me a towel for my head and I’d even eat some Ortolan.
Now I’d give anything a try. Give me a towel for my head and I’d even eat some Ortolan.
If you are stuck on a gift for a lady, yourself, or anyone that’s a homebody I cannot recommend a Maison Berger Lamp enough. There are so many styles and scents to choose from, but no matter what you choose your home will always smell exquisite and expensive. It covers the whole house when I run it.
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
If you are stuck on a gift for a lady, yourself, or anyone that’s a homebody I cannot recommend a Maison Berger Lamp enough. There are so many styles and scents to choose from, but no matter what you choose your home will always smell exquisite and expensive. It covers the whole house when I run it.
I couldn’t place the “old guy” but I figured it out! Gerry! The complete piece of shit from the movie that helped me survive my early 20’s!
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I couldn’t place the “old guy” but I figured it out! Gerry! The complete piece of shit from the movie that helped me survive my early 20’s!
Loving this movie so far! The lead looks like a normal and pretty version of Karoline Leavitt, though, so that’s a little distracting.
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Loving this movie so far! The lead looks like a normal and pretty version of Karoline Leavitt, though, so that’s a little distracting.
I just got drive-by Mormoned. Ol Joe Smith and his golden iPads would’ve wanted you to walk all the way up to my door in these 50 mph winds instead of pulling up in your quarter zip and neck tie yelling about The Church in your Corolla.
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I just got drive-by Mormoned. Ol Joe Smith and his golden iPads would’ve wanted you to walk all the way up to my door in these 50 mph winds instead of pulling up in your quarter zip and neck tie yelling about The Church in your Corolla.
It looks like I took this picture in the 60’s
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
It looks like I took this picture in the 60’s
Literally none of those.
Sorry folks, city is full, moose outside shoulda told ya.
(just kidding but this shocked me)
(just kidding but this shocked me)
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Literally none of those.
Tarsal tunnel is for the fucking birds, man. I chose a hobby and jobs that *should* wreck my wrists and hands instead of one hard on the knees and ankles. Yet here I am.
a person 's foot is standing on top of a plastic bottle of water .
ALT: a person 's foot is standing on top of a plastic bottle of water .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Tarsal tunnel is for the fucking birds, man. I chose a hobby and jobs that *should* wreck my wrists and hands instead of one hard on the knees and ankles. Yet here I am.
I can’t believe it wasn’t already.
A new bill will head to Congress to prevent women from being turned away or sent home from a hospital while in active labour. This is after a video circulated of a Black woman who was dismissed from a hospital, only to give birth in her truck minutes later on the side of the road.
A woman gave birth 8 minutes after a hospital turned her away. A bill aims to stop that from happening again.
The legislation seeks to stop Black women from suffering during and after childbirth and hold hospitals accountable, according to bill language obtained exclusively by NBC News.
nbcnews.to
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I can’t believe it wasn’t already.
Warm lighting for Christmas (and life, really) should be the only option. Bright LED Netflix movie ass lighting always looks corny and cheap.
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Warm lighting for Christmas (and life, really) should be the only option. Bright LED Netflix movie ass lighting always looks corny and cheap.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
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November 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
😭😭😭😭
😭😭😭😭
Reposted by Lindsay Duck
White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby https://theonion.com/white-house-reclassifies-nursing-as-hobby/
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby https://theonion.com/white-house-reclassifies-nursing-as-hobby/
That episode last night. WOW.
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
That episode last night. WOW.
In the year of our lord 2025. TWENTY TWENTY FIVE.
The federal Transportation Department has approved a new female crash dummy, replacing an outdated model largely based on male proportions. The new dummy would improve safety for women, who face higher fatality and injury risks on the road, officials said.
U.S. Introduces New Female Crash-Test Dummy Standards
A female crash-test dummy to replace an outdated model largely based on male proportions would improve safety for women, who face higher fatality and injury risks on the road, officials said.
nyti.ms
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
In the year of our lord 2025. TWENTY TWENTY FIVE.
I know a lot of shit is going on and this is stuff I’m sure we already knew, but hearing it out loud is crazy.
Campbell Soup’s VP "We have shit for fucking poor people. Who buys our shit? I don’t buy Campbell’s products barely anymore. It’s not healthy now that I know what the fuck‘s in it. Bioengineered meat! I don’t wanna eat a fucking piece of chicken that came from a 3-D printer." #cdnpoli
November 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I know a lot of shit is going on and this is stuff I’m sure we already knew, but hearing it out loud is crazy.
Reposted by Lindsay Duck
Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.
Doctor Sleep readers during tonight’s Welcome to Derry
a woman wearing glasses is waving her hand while sitting on a couch .
ALT: a woman wearing glasses is waving her hand while sitting on a couch .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Doctor Sleep readers during tonight’s Welcome to Derry
Proof
But now I see there are two identical ornaments that I need to fix immediately.
But now I see there are two identical ornaments that I need to fix immediately.
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Proof
But now I see there are two identical ornaments that I need to fix immediately.
But now I see there are two identical ornaments that I need to fix immediately.
We have an ancient whiteboard on the fridge that’s mostly used for my random penis themed illustrations. Today I erased “Oh Balls it’s Fall Y’all” and added this one.
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
We have an ancient whiteboard on the fridge that’s mostly used for my random penis themed illustrations. Today I erased “Oh Balls it’s Fall Y’all” and added this one.
All Sean McVay wants for Christmas is eyelashes.
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
All Sean McVay wants for Christmas is eyelashes.
The sleepiest Christmas bear!
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The sleepiest Christmas bear!
I enjoy your work, but if you cheat on Samantha again it will be CURTAINS for you!
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I enjoy your work, but if you cheat on Samantha again it will be CURTAINS for you!