Mona Lisa Vito
@outofnames.bsky.social
World’s Okayest Lawyer™️
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I listen to nu metal. And Lady Gaga.
Don’t DM me. (“Just CHAnGe yOUR settInGS…” Shut up, you’re being tedious.)
📽️⛹🏻♀️👩🏻🍳✈️🐕🐈🥃🇺🇦
I listen to nu metal. And Lady Gaga.
Don’t DM me. (“Just CHAnGe yOUR settInGS…” Shut up, you’re being tedious.)
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Mona Lisa Vito
@outofnames.bsky.social
· Jan 17
New stupid avatar. Don’t be alarmed. I’m still the same grumpy bitch.
Thinking about my pals @itsflanoy.bsky.social and McQ while we ring in taco Tuesday dinner EST edition 🧡🩶
November 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Thinking about my pals @itsflanoy.bsky.social and McQ while we ring in taco Tuesday dinner EST edition 🧡🩶
I will sell Kim Kardashian my license to practice law for a reasonable price. I’ll list it at $5 million but she could probably talk me down to 3.
November 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I will sell Kim Kardashian my license to practice law for a reasonable price. I’ll list it at $5 million but she could probably talk me down to 3.
My seat where I work is directly under a vent. Whenever the heat is on I feel my skin drying out like a raisin.
Mind you, we live in our little city place and space is limited. It’s not like I have 3 spare rooms I can choose from as a home office. I work in a nook in the kitchen.
Mind you, we live in our little city place and space is limited. It’s not like I have 3 spare rooms I can choose from as a home office. I work in a nook in the kitchen.
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
My seat where I work is directly under a vent. Whenever the heat is on I feel my skin drying out like a raisin.
Mind you, we live in our little city place and space is limited. It’s not like I have 3 spare rooms I can choose from as a home office. I work in a nook in the kitchen.
Mind you, we live in our little city place and space is limited. It’s not like I have 3 spare rooms I can choose from as a home office. I work in a nook in the kitchen.
I saw a Kirsten Dunst interview once where they asked her which of her characters she relates to most. Without a beat she was like, “Claudia,” and then she kinda backtracked like haha just kidding. Live your truth, Kirsten. We’re all a little Claudia sometimes.
#InterviewWithTheVampire was released on this day, 31 years ago.
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I saw a Kirsten Dunst interview once where they asked her which of her characters she relates to most. Without a beat she was like, “Claudia,” and then she kinda backtracked like haha just kidding. Live your truth, Kirsten. We’re all a little Claudia sometimes.
That cold front came in and the dog is NOT interested in going out for bedtime potty. P and I are both calling for him and he just grunts and burrows deeper in his blankets.
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
That cold front came in and the dog is NOT interested in going out for bedtime potty. P and I are both calling for him and he just grunts and burrows deeper in his blankets.
🥲
This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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I hope Kim Davis never finds peace.
November 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I hope Kim Davis never finds peace.
Reposted by Mona Lisa Vito
November 10, 1961: Twilight Zone's "Deaths-Head Revisited" airs. A former Nazi officer returns to Dachau to reminisce — and finds that his victims are ready to put him on trial.
Written by Rod Serling. Stars Oscar Beregi and Joseph Schildkraut.
Written by Rod Serling. Stars Oscar Beregi and Joseph Schildkraut.
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
November 10, 1961: Twilight Zone's "Deaths-Head Revisited" airs. A former Nazi officer returns to Dachau to reminisce — and finds that his victims are ready to put him on trial.
Written by Rod Serling. Stars Oscar Beregi and Joseph Schildkraut.
Written by Rod Serling. Stars Oscar Beregi and Joseph Schildkraut.
Get me off this planet.
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Get me off this planet.
Waking up anxious every morning is so exhausting
November 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Waking up anxious every morning is so exhausting
I’ve never related to anyone more.
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I’ve never related to anyone more.
Carrying on with non-infuriating topics… tonight is our first COLD cold night. Well, Atlanta cold. Below freezing. I only lived in upstate NY for 3 years but I miss that cold sometimes.
And I miss the snow. Not the snow maintenance, just the snow.
And I miss the snow. Not the snow maintenance, just the snow.
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Carrying on with non-infuriating topics… tonight is our first COLD cold night. Well, Atlanta cold. Below freezing. I only lived in upstate NY for 3 years but I miss that cold sometimes.
And I miss the snow. Not the snow maintenance, just the snow.
And I miss the snow. Not the snow maintenance, just the snow.
When I saw this movie I truly didn’t know which person I was more jealous of. I think Angel because I’m a red blooded hetero woman, but still.
Sorry we’re late to the party, but ANGEL REESE AND IDRIS ELBA IN A HOUSE OF DYNAMITE????
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
When I saw this movie I truly didn’t know which person I was more jealous of. I think Angel because I’m a red blooded hetero woman, but still.
That’s my Senator.
I voted “NO” on tonight’s budget proposal. The fight for health care continues.
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
That’s my Senator.
Nick Offerman as Chester A. Arthur is so good.
November 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Nick Offerman as Chester A. Arthur is so good.
How do they say November in Australia?
😎 What are your favorite Los Angeles noir films?
With Noirvember underway, bust out your UV-protective trench coat and Double Indemnity-style Stanwyck shades for this showdown. The film must be set and shot in LA to be eligible.
Start listing now: boxd.it/d5o
With Noirvember underway, bust out your UV-protective trench coat and Double Indemnity-style Stanwyck shades for this showdown. The film must be set and shot in LA to be eligible.
Start listing now: boxd.it/d5o
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
How do they say November in Australia?
I’m watching a YouTube of a woman demonstrating daily dressing habits for women in 1882. In the background (all Victorian furniture and decor) her husband, in fully period costume, is lounging on the bed scrolling on his phone.
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I’m watching a YouTube of a woman demonstrating daily dressing habits for women in 1882. In the background (all Victorian furniture and decor) her husband, in fully period costume, is lounging on the bed scrolling on his phone.
Ok this shit is what microblogging was designed for. More ridiculous niche and/or super specific content, please! I’d do some myself but I’m not that clever!
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Ok this shit is what microblogging was designed for. More ridiculous niche and/or super specific content, please! I’d do some myself but I’m not that clever!
Reposted by Mona Lisa Vito
The 50 Year Mortgage will ensure that people like Letitia James and Adam Schiff will never commit mortgage fraud again.
by Bill Pulte
by Bill Pulte
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The 50 Year Mortgage will ensure that people like Letitia James and Adam Schiff will never commit mortgage fraud again.
by Bill Pulte
by Bill Pulte
As my followers are likely aware, I have a superiority complex about how much I love P. I absolutely hate when he is under the weather (esp. since the cancer).
I might go get him some congee. I’m too lazy to make it and I want to support the family owned Chinese restaurant up the street.
I might go get him some congee. I’m too lazy to make it and I want to support the family owned Chinese restaurant up the street.
November 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
As my followers are likely aware, I have a superiority complex about how much I love P. I absolutely hate when he is under the weather (esp. since the cancer).
I might go get him some congee. I’m too lazy to make it and I want to support the family owned Chinese restaurant up the street.
I might go get him some congee. I’m too lazy to make it and I want to support the family owned Chinese restaurant up the street.
Reposted by Mona Lisa Vito
"The next enclosure features the Western Lowlife Gorilla."
"You mean Western Lowland
Gorilla?"
"No."
"You mean Western Lowland
Gorilla?"
"No."
November 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
"The next enclosure features the Western Lowlife Gorilla."
"You mean Western Lowland
Gorilla?"
"No."
"You mean Western Lowland
Gorilla?"
"No."
I just remembered P made a joke to a random cop at the venue last night and I loudly admonished him, “don’t talk to cops,” and then I announced, “I’m his attorney.” I never call myself an attorney lol
November 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I just remembered P made a joke to a random cop at the venue last night and I loudly admonished him, “don’t talk to cops,” and then I announced, “I’m his attorney.” I never call myself an attorney lol
I was wrong. This is unprecedented. Digging out our emergency pedialite…
We went to a concert last night and I fear Good Time Charlie conquered P in a way I only see about once a year.
November 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I was wrong. This is unprecedented. Digging out our emergency pedialite…
We went to a concert last night and I fear Good Time Charlie conquered P in a way I only see about once a year.
November 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM
We went to a concert last night and I fear Good Time Charlie conquered P in a way I only see about once a year.
If you’ve seen the video you can see how fast the photo journalist had to act
November 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
If you’ve seen the video you can see how fast the photo journalist had to act