Mona Lisa Vito
@outofnames.bsky.social
World’s Okayest Lawyer™️
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I listen to nu metal. And Lady Gaga.
Don’t DM me. (“Just CHAnGe yOUR settInGS…” Shut up, you’re being tedious.)
📽️⛹🏻♀️👩🏻🍳✈️🐕🐈🥃🇺🇦
I listen to nu metal. And Lady Gaga.
Don’t DM me. (“Just CHAnGe yOUR settInGS…” Shut up, you’re being tedious.)
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Mona Lisa Vito
@outofnames.bsky.social
· Jan 17
New stupid avatar. Don’t be alarmed. I’m still the same grumpy bitch.
Well well well if it isn’t another day of people being fucking weird on this app
January 8, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Well well well if it isn’t another day of people being fucking weird on this app
Oh. I guess if you need good news. I helped gather an escaped puppy today. He broke from his leash and made haste towards me and my dog. We were able to keep him in place long enough for his owner to get his collar back on. I made recommendations for harnesses.
January 8, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Oh. I guess if you need good news. I helped gather an escaped puppy today. He broke from his leash and made haste towards me and my dog. We were able to keep him in place long enough for his owner to get his collar back on. I made recommendations for harnesses.
Can we fix the furry content and non consensual sex stuff that is constantly popping up on my Discover feed?
📢 v1.113 is rolling out now!
This release focuses on fixing bugs and improving the stability of the app. We also fixed an issue some of you reported about the app locking up while watching fullscreen videos.
With that done, we have some bigger things planned to kick 2026 off right — more soon!
This release focuses on fixing bugs and improving the stability of the app. We also fixed an issue some of you reported about the app locking up while watching fullscreen videos.
With that done, we have some bigger things planned to kick 2026 off right — more soon!
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Can we fix the furry content and non consensual sex stuff that is constantly popping up on my Discover feed?
Pineapple upside down cake.
I made it in a 9x13 and realized too late I don’t have the right size platter. 🤷🏻♀️
I made it in a 9x13 and realized too late I don’t have the right size platter. 🤷🏻♀️
January 8, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Pineapple upside down cake.
I made it in a 9x13 and realized too late I don’t have the right size platter. 🤷🏻♀️
I made it in a 9x13 and realized too late I don’t have the right size platter. 🤷🏻♀️
Tomorrow will likely be the day for my friend. She’ll get an honor walk as an organ donor. I’m proud of her. Her name is Nancy.
January 7, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Tomorrow will likely be the day for my friend. She’ll get an honor walk as an organ donor. I’m proud of her. Her name is Nancy.
Alien movies are girl movies and Predator movies are boy movies. I will not elaborate.
January 7, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Alien movies are girl movies and Predator movies are boy movies. I will not elaborate.
“I don’t want to go back to Tonga. The break dancing’s shit!”
(This won’t land unless you’ve done an IMDB rabbit hole about Predator Badlands and you’re also a fan of Summer Heights High)
(This won’t land unless you’ve done an IMDB rabbit hole about Predator Badlands and you’re also a fan of Summer Heights High)
January 7, 2026 at 2:07 AM
“I don’t want to go back to Tonga. The break dancing’s shit!”
(This won’t land unless you’ve done an IMDB rabbit hole about Predator Badlands and you’re also a fan of Summer Heights High)
(This won’t land unless you’ve done an IMDB rabbit hole about Predator Badlands and you’re also a fan of Summer Heights High)
P’s birthday is tomorrow (yay, I do love him) but we’re both staying up till midnight and you can tell we’re grouchy because we just argued about whether or not it makes sense for cruises to put on matinees during at sea days. Neither of us have ever cruised nor do we intend to.
January 6, 2026 at 4:19 AM
P’s birthday is tomorrow (yay, I do love him) but we’re both staying up till midnight and you can tell we’re grouchy because we just argued about whether or not it makes sense for cruises to put on matinees during at sea days. Neither of us have ever cruised nor do we intend to.
It’s Louvre.
does anyone remember my work password
January 6, 2026 at 3:56 AM
It’s Louvre.
Like. We are so… close to finishing this last episode of Stranger Things… like 10 minutes away … and P decides to pause it to brush his teeth. WHY GOD WHY
January 6, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Like. We are so… close to finishing this last episode of Stranger Things… like 10 minutes away … and P decides to pause it to brush his teeth. WHY GOD WHY
I already decided like 4 days ago that I’ll be calling to cancel my cardiologist appointment. I have too much other shit I’m worried about, it’s best to leave the doctor for next week.
January 5, 2026 at 1:34 PM
I already decided like 4 days ago that I’ll be calling to cancel my cardiologist appointment. I have too much other shit I’m worried about, it’s best to leave the doctor for next week.
Reposted by Mona Lisa Vito
Jan 4th - When driving back to college, Billy Gambini & Stanley Rothenstein stop for groceries. After they leave, the clerk is robbed and murdered. The "two yutes" were later arrested for the crime.
📽️📅 My Cousin Vinny (1992)
📽️📅 My Cousin Vinny (1992)
January 4, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Jan 4th - When driving back to college, Billy Gambini & Stanley Rothenstein stop for groceries. After they leave, the clerk is robbed and murdered. The "two yutes" were later arrested for the crime.
📽️📅 My Cousin Vinny (1992)
📽️📅 My Cousin Vinny (1992)
Reposted by Mona Lisa Vito
January 3, 1964: Twilight Zone's "You Drive" airs. A man guilty of a fatal hit-and-run accident finds that his car is determined to reveal his crime.
Scripted by Earl "The Waltons" Hamner. Stars Edward Andrews.
He's being chased by a 1956 Ford Fairlane Club Sedan!
Scripted by Earl "The Waltons" Hamner. Stars Edward Andrews.
He's being chased by a 1956 Ford Fairlane Club Sedan!
January 3, 2026 at 10:25 PM
January 3, 1964: Twilight Zone's "You Drive" airs. A man guilty of a fatal hit-and-run accident finds that his car is determined to reveal his crime.
Scripted by Earl "The Waltons" Hamner. Stars Edward Andrews.
He's being chased by a 1956 Ford Fairlane Club Sedan!
Scripted by Earl "The Waltons" Hamner. Stars Edward Andrews.
He's being chased by a 1956 Ford Fairlane Club Sedan!
It was a dumb movie. So predictable and try hard.
One Battle After Another became just the fourth film to win the National Society of Film Critics, LAFCA, NYFCC, and NBR honors for Best Picture. Only one of the three took Best Picture so far...
'One Battle After Another' Wins Best Film From National Society of Film Critics
Paul Thomas Anderson's One Battle After Another won four awards from the National Society of Film Critics including Best Picture
theplaylist.net
January 4, 2026 at 1:52 AM
It was a dumb movie. So predictable and try hard.
I know everyone dunks on Stranger Things for the 5th year college seniors playing, like, 9th graders. But also the dude who plays Steve is 33.
January 3, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I know everyone dunks on Stranger Things for the 5th year college seniors playing, like, 9th graders. But also the dude who plays Steve is 33.
My friend is not going to make it. Her husband told us they are transitioning to end of life care. I’m shattered.
She was a wife, the mother of two, a sister, and a daughter. A truly good, vibrant person.
I’m just kind of shouting into the void right now.
She was a wife, the mother of two, a sister, and a daughter. A truly good, vibrant person.
I’m just kind of shouting into the void right now.
A friend from law school was hospitalized recently, and it’s pretty serious. I’m now on a group text with a bunch of friends, old and current, including some names I haven’t heard in years. It’s really something. Good community.
January 3, 2026 at 3:53 AM
My friend is not going to make it. Her husband told us they are transitioning to end of life care. I’m shattered.
She was a wife, the mother of two, a sister, and a daughter. A truly good, vibrant person.
I’m just kind of shouting into the void right now.
She was a wife, the mother of two, a sister, and a daughter. A truly good, vibrant person.
I’m just kind of shouting into the void right now.
Ok my phone just switched to daytime mode. I really need to get up.
January 2, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Ok my phone just switched to daytime mode. I really need to get up.
Reposted by Mona Lisa Vito
day one in mamdani’s new york
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
day one in mamdani’s new york
A friend from law school was hospitalized recently, and it’s pretty serious. I’m now on a group text with a bunch of friends, old and current, including some names I haven’t heard in years. It’s really something. Good community.
January 2, 2026 at 12:14 AM
A friend from law school was hospitalized recently, and it’s pretty serious. I’m now on a group text with a bunch of friends, old and current, including some names I haven’t heard in years. It’s really something. Good community.
Made my best batches of black eyed peas and collard greens to date. I almost wish I had made more so we’d have even more leftovers
January 1, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Made my best batches of black eyed peas and collard greens to date. I almost wish I had made more so we’d have even more leftovers
I saw someone say every year they hit “shuffle” on their liked music, and whatever pops up is like, their prophecy for the year.
I will never be as cool as Kendrick, but hell yes. I’ll take it.
I will never be as cool as Kendrick, but hell yes. I’ll take it.
January 1, 2026 at 1:37 PM
I saw someone say every year they hit “shuffle” on their liked music, and whatever pops up is like, their prophecy for the year.
I will never be as cool as Kendrick, but hell yes. I’ll take it.
I will never be as cool as Kendrick, but hell yes. I’ll take it.
P and I had originally planned to un-Christmas the house today. Instead we did it this past Sunday. Present Mona Lisa would like to sincerely thank Past Mona Lisa and Past P for their foresight. Now all I have to do today is cook greens and BEPs and ham.
January 1, 2026 at 12:53 PM
P and I had originally planned to un-Christmas the house today. Instead we did it this past Sunday. Present Mona Lisa would like to sincerely thank Past Mona Lisa and Past P for their foresight. Now all I have to do today is cook greens and BEPs and ham.
The following doesn’t count toward my mean comment quota of 2026. We’re carrying one unused mean comment from 2025: Does Rebel Wilson notice she hasn’t been popular since she lost weight?
January 1, 2026 at 5:35 AM
The following doesn’t count toward my mean comment quota of 2026. We’re carrying one unused mean comment from 2025: Does Rebel Wilson notice she hasn’t been popular since she lost weight?