aaron 🌝
@otterlyuseless.bsky.social
attention whore, cat dad, semi-non-pro footballer(?) and fruitier than a smoothie 💅🏼
instagram.com/aarxn.mw
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The filo rolls in the Sainsbury’s meal deal are so good
February 5, 2026 at 12:45 PM
The filo rolls in the Sainsbury’s meal deal are so good
Ok the reset service in ACNH 3.0 is a game changer
February 4, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Ok the reset service in ACNH 3.0 is a game changer
happy hump day 🙂↕️
February 4, 2026 at 8:51 PM
happy hump day 🙂↕️
I got pulled up on stage and yes, I chose “twinks” as a marginalised community and yes I decided the noise they would make would be “daddy”.
February 1, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I got pulled up on stage and yes, I chose “twinks” as a marginalised community and yes I decided the noise they would make would be “daddy”.
I have had the best weekend I could have asked for 🥰
February 1, 2026 at 12:32 PM
I have had the best weekend I could have asked for 🥰
Wild that I started animal crossing not long ago and I’ve already hit the credits 👀
January 29, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Wild that I started animal crossing not long ago and I’ve already hit the credits 👀
sorry I can’t work today, I have a baby
January 29, 2026 at 1:48 PM
sorry I can’t work today, I have a baby
Oh no, I’m out of milk and sugar 😩 someone go to the shop for me pls
January 29, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Oh no, I’m out of milk and sugar 😩 someone go to the shop for me pls
I’m feeling positive this morning, so that’s nice ☺️
January 29, 2026 at 8:49 AM
I’m feeling positive this morning, so that’s nice ☺️
And what is wrong with my sofa PASHMINA
January 28, 2026 at 9:45 PM
And what is wrong with my sofa PASHMINA
idk what these “cards” are but any excuse to take my clothes off 🤷🏼♂️
January 28, 2026 at 7:04 PM
idk what these “cards” are but any excuse to take my clothes off 🤷🏼♂️
help, I can’t get out of bed because I don’t want to
January 28, 2026 at 7:25 AM
help, I can’t get out of bed because I don’t want to
had my first meteor shower 🥹
January 28, 2026 at 12:26 AM
had my first meteor shower 🥹
Four pics you’re using to defend your face card!
(Idk what a face card is, but I like trends and I like seeing everyone being pretty) 👉🏻👈🏻
(Idk what a face card is, but I like trends and I like seeing everyone being pretty) 👉🏻👈🏻
January 27, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Four pics you’re using to defend your face card!
(Idk what a face card is, but I like trends and I like seeing everyone being pretty) 👉🏻👈🏻
(Idk what a face card is, but I like trends and I like seeing everyone being pretty) 👉🏻👈🏻
no thank you I’d like to go back to sleep now please
January 26, 2026 at 7:17 AM
no thank you I’d like to go back to sleep now please
Does anyone live in Nottingham, and is it a good night out?? I’m going up tomorrow to play a match followed by a “night out”
January 24, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Does anyone live in Nottingham, and is it a good night out?? I’m going up tomorrow to play a match followed by a “night out”
I’m going to be home before 1am. I’m so sensible
a man in a black sweater is holding a cup and says i was both shocked and impressed
ALT: a man in a black sweater is holding a cup and says i was both shocked and impressed
media.tenor.com
January 24, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I’m going to be home before 1am. I’m so sensible
Well that was intense. The editors know what they’re doing 😂
January 23, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Well that was intense. The editors know what they’re doing 😂
I can’t believe I’m at a bar watching the traitors final. Viewing parties are so odd 😂
January 23, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I can’t believe I’m at a bar watching the traitors final. Viewing parties are so odd 😂
okay but these are cute
January 23, 2026 at 2:07 PM
okay but these are cute
I am obsessed with this book, it’s so funny 😌😌
January 23, 2026 at 12:30 PM
I am obsessed with this book, it’s so funny 😌😌
I have really binged through 2 Broke Girls 🙈
January 23, 2026 at 12:28 PM
I have really binged through 2 Broke Girls 🙈
I did one of those bubble things 👉🏻👈🏻
January 23, 2026 at 12:12 PM
I did one of those bubble things 👉🏻👈🏻