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ORIN
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Write my name on the toilet
RIP to Art Bell’s number one op, the Amazing Kreskin. Here’s Kreskin claiming he predicted 9/11 and Art calling him a terrorist and then banning him from Coast to Coast
December 11, 2024 at 3:06 AM
When you peel the label off a bottle of Advil liquigel minis, the label underneath is incredibly cool
December 1, 2024 at 2:39 PM
November 23, 2024 at 5:30 AM
Buying the cornmood brand heels that are both kitten and stiletto
November 14, 2024 at 3:40 PM
I can’t wait to get hired as the head of content at millennial money man
September 22, 2023 at 3:50 AM
You guys hear about that “piss jug man” over on x? That made its way over here yet? I heard Blue Sky has its own piss jug man. That’s right. Believe it or not, if you haven’t heard, they’re calling it the “shit cupdude”! It’s true, and the mascot is that uhh, the, uhh Ice Spice Munchkin Drink
September 20, 2023 at 8:41 PM
They went to the same store for their faces
September 20, 2023 at 12:47 AM
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Rappers react to concerns
August 21, 2023 at 12:31 PM
I love my ig algorithm
August 18, 2023 at 8:16 PM
“Liking books” is so cringe
July 24, 2023 at 7:06 PM
Checking in with the 2022 fragrantica award winners for worst marketing
July 6, 2023 at 8:35 PM
July 6, 2023 at 12:56 AM
Really makes you think
July 4, 2023 at 3:04 AM
There’s a bunch of old beer in my crawlspace whaf should I do
July 4, 2023 at 12:57 AM
Triple decker toastchee
July 1, 2023 at 8:02 PM
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a thing i really love about the bluesky migration is instead of trying to import contacts, it has successfully recreated the feeling of trying to find your friends after a natural disaster, with a severely cracked phone screen.
April 29, 2023 at 5:05 PM
Hearting is sharting. You heard it here first
April 29, 2023 at 12:01 AM
Y’all ever seen a coke tallboy before
April 28, 2023 at 11:16 PM
I spank my son every time I post a skeet that doesn’t get any sharts
April 28, 2023 at 6:28 PM
They put the cookie crumble that looks like everything bagel seasoning on top of my chocolate cold foam and I was forced to scrape it off with my drink lid in front of the hair salon
April 28, 2023 at 6:00 PM
I’m a zero interaction skeeter. Hate this place
April 28, 2023 at 4:03 PM
The video for Three Six Mafia “Doe Boy Fresh” is a parody of Being John Malkovich about a portal at a community center where you can look inside and become the Three Six Mafia
April 28, 2023 at 1:27 PM
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who need their onions weighed
April 28, 2023 at 1:20 AM
Me on Twitter after everyone moves over here
April 28, 2023 at 1:16 AM
This is my skeeting shirt
April 27, 2023 at 11:37 PM