i need your discipline

This dude on Grindr hit me up at like 4 am on a Wednesday and offered me an absurd amount of money if I could bring him a roll of toilet paper ASAP, and y'know what?

That was super generous of him way of thanks, I stuck around and let him fuck me for free. Faith in humanity restored 😇

I don't have a mind palace, I have a mind bordello.

{It's where I store my dirty thoughts and also my business ideas}

Depending on your profession, "yeah, I felt like I was drowning from today's workload" can either be highly figurative {like in a corporate setting} or distressingly literal {sex work}.

You could say I like to spice things up in bed {I leave small sharp objects in it as fun surprise for later 😌}

Wonder if he hasn't Americanized his precious Mar-a-Lago because {someone would've had to have pointed out} it would sound like misquoted support for Palestine, and also just clunky {Sea-to-Lake, vs "from the river to the sea"}?

Pick a lane dude and please deport our language from your tongue ✨

I'm here for a chaotic time, not a filtered or restrained one.

If you're only horny for me when I'm quiet, then you can buy what? 2 minutes of my silence so you can finish 💅 otherwise hey, hello, nice of you to join me. If the empire is falling, then I'm going to be a bit debauched about it.