Wife: Oh, I wanna see that too!
Me:
Wife: Oh, I wanna see that too!
Me:
No, that's not a joke... or a typo.
These are the times we live in.
No, that's not a joke... or a typo.
These are the times we live in.
(I may have more issues with the film once I see it).
(I may have more issues with the film once I see it).
Maybe she thought it was the COVID vaccine (got it already) or maybe she was annoyed by my KN95 mask (which I've worn for 5+ years & haven't been sick once).
Anyway, she had the word "love" bedazzled on her ass.
Maybe she thought it was the COVID vaccine (got it already) or maybe she was annoyed by my KN95 mask (which I've worn for 5+ years & haven't been sick once).
Anyway, she had the word "love" bedazzled on her ass.
YES PLEASE!!
YES PLEASE!!
I understand why you don't take down your Halloween decorations immediately on November 1st.
But why do you keep paying to light and animate the display into November?! That's, like, the very definition of wasting money.
I understand why you don't take down your Halloween decorations immediately on November 1st.
But why do you keep paying to light and animate the display into November?! That's, like, the very definition of wasting money.
Today he stopped me & said, "I had the rudest customer today" and I am so angry that anyone would be rude to this kind soul.
Today he stopped me & said, "I had the rudest customer today" and I am so angry that anyone would be rude to this kind soul.
Wife: How much more baseball do you get if the Blue Jays lose?
Me: One extra game.
Wife: Don't be an idiot.
Wife: How much more baseball do you get if the Blue Jays lose?
Me: One extra game.
Wife: Don't be an idiot.
"I have not used ChatGPT, because, as of yet, no one has held a shotgun to my head and made me do it. I will never use it. No offense to anyone who does."
"I have not used ChatGPT, because, as of yet, no one has held a shotgun to my head and made me do it. I will never use it. No offense to anyone who does."
"Twelfth" is a weird word to spell.
"Twelfth" is a weird word to spell.