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Orioles fan.
Me: I can't watch a movie with you this weekend because I wanna watch this new Frankenstein movie on Netflix.

Wife: Oh, I wanna see that too!

Me:
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Like... hello!
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Northern Lights in Tennessee!!
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Aaron Paul just launched a caviar company.

No, that's not a joke... or a typo.

These are the times we live in.
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 AM
My biggest issue with the movie Bugonia (which I haven't seen) is that the plant is spelled Begonia.

(I may have more issues with the film once I see it).
November 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Basically all the Orioles news the last few days pleases me: new manager, Kittredge returning, Enns signing, coaches that are leaving, etc. It all trends positively in my view.
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
A lady gave me side-eye today when I was getting the flu vaccine at the grocery.

Maybe she thought it was the COVID vaccine (got it already) or maybe she was annoyed by my KN95 mask (which I've worn for 5+ years & haven't been sick once).

Anyway, she had the word "love" bedazzled on her ass.
November 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Well, f*ck.
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Extra innings World Series?!

YES PLEASE!!
November 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Daylight Savings can eat my ass. I'm so tired of this sh*t. "Sleep an extra hour"?! Yeah, that hour was stolen back in the Spring!!
November 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Dear Neighbor,

I understand why you don't take down your Halloween decorations immediately on November 1st.

But why do you keep paying to light and animate the display into November?! That's, like, the very definition of wasting money.
November 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
This series is going to go seven.
November 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
There's a special needs guy at my local grocery. He waves at everyone & once asked me "What does 'Have a good day' mean?" Did my best to explain.

Today he stopped me & said, "I had the rudest customer today" and I am so angry that anyone would be rude to this kind soul.
October 31, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Me: I want the Blue Jays to win, but if the Blue Jays win, then there's no more baseball.

Wife: How much more baseball do you get if the Blue Jays lose?

Me: One extra game.

Wife: Don't be an idiot.
October 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I never thought I'd be this happy for the ever-loving-freaking Blue Jays, but here I am... happy as hell.
October 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Reposted by Jer
Vince Gilligan on AI:

"I have not used ChatGPT, because, as of yet, no one has held a shotgun to my head and made me do it. I will never use it. No offense to anyone who does."
Breaking Bad creator swears off AI: 'No one has held a shotgun to my head and made me do it'
Vince Gilligan joins a growing chorus of screenwriters and filmmakers speaking out against the use of ChatGPT and other AI tools in Hollywood.
www.polygon.com
October 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Alright, now, Baseball... time to rein this one in. Put a weighted baseball out there or maybe an exploding base... point is... this was fun while it lasted but most of us have shit to do tomorrow.
October 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
My children will never believe this game happened as told to them, mostly because I have no children... but it's quite a game and one I'm glad I got to witness.
October 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Maybe I spoke too soon...
I will watch this game as long as it games!!
October 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
To the twelfth we go!

"Twelfth" is a weird word to spell.
October 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I will watch this game as long as it games!!
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Let's go Jays, let's get some runs! (shudder; I am still adjusting to rooting for a division foe, but the Dodgers can go get damned).
October 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
So many teams' fans do the Seven Nation Army chant that it might as well be Mary Had A Little Lamb at this point.
October 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
From a musical standpoint (and music alone), I think the Canadian anthem is superior to the US anthem... not that you'd know it from tonight's performances.
October 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Hoping someone smarter than me will tell me how to feel about this.
October 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM