Michael N. Thompson
@oregoncoastwriter.bsky.social
Writer. Cat dad. Husband. Coastie. Hair Metal Nerd. Serial Killer Documentary Fan. Mocker Of Idiots. Fantasy Football Legend.
You're 4-8 and the season's over, but Raheem Morris is kicking field goals deep in his opponent's end. This is another example of why he'll never get another head coaching job. Zero spine.
December 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
You're 4-8 and the season's over, but Raheem Morris is kicking field goals deep in his opponent's end. This is another example of why he'll never get another head coaching job. Zero spine.
Are Bradley Cooper and Peyton Manning having a contest to see who can be the more irritating pitch man?
December 1, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Are Bradley Cooper and Peyton Manning having a contest to see who can be the more irritating pitch man?
Reposted by Michael N. Thompson
MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters
October 19, 2025 at 10:38 AM
MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters
If there's one takeaway that's obvious from the 2025 season, its that most fantasy football analysts know just as little as us normal folk. Especially those at ESPN, Fantasy Pros and CBS.
October 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
If there's one takeaway that's obvious from the 2025 season, its that most fantasy football analysts know just as little as us normal folk. Especially those at ESPN, Fantasy Pros and CBS.
I can't believe the Chiefs benefited from a blown call. I mean, that never happens.
October 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I can't believe the Chiefs benefited from a blown call. I mean, that never happens.
The Derrick Henry is old and I'm fading him in my draft crowd is quiet AF tonight.
September 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The Derrick Henry is old and I'm fading him in my draft crowd is quiet AF tonight.
Chris Simms is literally one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive.
September 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Chris Simms is literally one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive.
The Chargers lineman who open-handed slapped Travis Kelce in the side of the head last night was all of us. Fuck that guy.
September 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The Chargers lineman who open-handed slapped Travis Kelce in the side of the head last night was all of us. Fuck that guy.
Sell high on Javonte Williams
September 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Sell high on Javonte Williams
Friends don't let friends play in non-ppr fantasy football leagues
September 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Friends don't let friends play in non-ppr fantasy football leagues
People who don't wait until the last two rounds of a fantasy football draft to take a kicker and defense most likely also play in non-ppr leagues. #fantasyfootball #standardscoringisforchildren
August 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
People who don't wait until the last two rounds of a fantasy football draft to take a kicker and defense most likely also play in non-ppr leagues. #fantasyfootball #standardscoringisforchildren
Never trust a #fantasyfootball analyst who preaches waiting on QB, but then drafts one of the top 4 early in their own drafts.
August 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Never trust a #fantasyfootball analyst who preaches waiting on QB, but then drafts one of the top 4 early in their own drafts.
Despite being my first concert, I wasn't a big Ozzy fan. I was there for the opening act, Motley Crue. He was OK. I really liked No More Tears though.
August 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Despite being my first concert, I wasn't a big Ozzy fan. I was there for the opening act, Motley Crue. He was OK. I really liked No More Tears though.
I appear to be the last person in the fantasy football streets NOT to play best ball. Genius is a lonely game.
August 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I appear to be the last person in the fantasy football streets NOT to play best ball. Genius is a lonely game.
How many times do members of law enforcement have to lie before prosecutors stop relying on their tainted testimony as a primary source of evidence? Just curious.
July 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
How many times do members of law enforcement have to lie before prosecutors stop relying on their tainted testimony as a primary source of evidence? Just curious.
Writers I've read 5 or more books of:
Kathy Acker
Kate Braverman
Charles Bukowski
Chelsea Cain
Joe Clifford
James Elroy
John Gilmore
Caroline Kepnes
Jack Kerouac
Robert Littell
Lydia Lynch
Fuminori Nakamura
Tony O'Neill
Willy Vlautin
Chris Walter
Kathy Acker
Kate Braverman
Charles Bukowski
Chelsea Cain
Joe Clifford
James Elroy
John Gilmore
Caroline Kepnes
Jack Kerouac
Robert Littell
Lydia Lynch
Fuminori Nakamura
Tony O'Neill
Willy Vlautin
Chris Walter
10 writers whom I've read more than 5 books:
(my list is a LOT longer than 10, so these are off the top of my head)
Cormac McCarthy
Clive Barker
Joe Lansdale
JG Ballard
Angela Carter
William S. Burroughs
Ursula K. Le Guin
Elmore Leonard
William Gibson
Kathy Acker
(my list is a LOT longer than 10, so these are off the top of my head)
Cormac McCarthy
Clive Barker
Joe Lansdale
JG Ballard
Angela Carter
William S. Burroughs
Ursula K. Le Guin
Elmore Leonard
William Gibson
Kathy Acker
10 writers whom I've read more than 5 books:
(I could do this many times over but here's some especial horror favorites)
Shirley Jackson
Joyce Carol Oates
Gemma Files
Poppy Z Brite (Billy Martin)
Stephen King
Anne Rice
Ramsey Campbell
Paul Tremblay
Clay McLeod Chapman
Stephen Graham Jones
(I could do this many times over but here's some especial horror favorites)
Shirley Jackson
Joyce Carol Oates
Gemma Files
Poppy Z Brite (Billy Martin)
Stephen King
Anne Rice
Ramsey Campbell
Paul Tremblay
Clay McLeod Chapman
Stephen Graham Jones
July 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Writers I've read 5 or more books of:
Kathy Acker
Kate Braverman
Charles Bukowski
Chelsea Cain
Joe Clifford
James Elroy
John Gilmore
Caroline Kepnes
Jack Kerouac
Robert Littell
Lydia Lynch
Fuminori Nakamura
Tony O'Neill
Willy Vlautin
Chris Walter
Kathy Acker
Kate Braverman
Charles Bukowski
Chelsea Cain
Joe Clifford
James Elroy
John Gilmore
Caroline Kepnes
Jack Kerouac
Robert Littell
Lydia Lynch
Fuminori Nakamura
Tony O'Neill
Willy Vlautin
Chris Walter
I have zero interest in wasting 40 bucks and two hours of my life going to the theater to see DC'S latest attempt at a Superman film. Maybe when it hits HBO in two months. That way, if it's trash, I can just change the channel.
July 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I have zero interest in wasting 40 bucks and two hours of my life going to the theater to see DC'S latest attempt at a Superman film. Maybe when it hits HBO in two months. That way, if it's trash, I can just change the channel.
To quote @harrisfootball.com "best ball is for children." Don't be a child.
June 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
To quote @harrisfootball.com "best ball is for children." Don't be a child.
Spring has sprung here on the Oregon Coast
May 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Spring has sprung here on the Oregon Coast
Max Domi proving once again that being a POS definitely runs in the family. #FuckTheLeafs
May 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Max Domi proving once again that being a POS definitely runs in the family. #FuckTheLeafs