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Lorenzo Orders
@ordelore8x.bsky.social
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He/Him | Formerly UChicago
Hannaford and Jewel have every similar DNA. One of the easiest parts of the transition between both regions
One of my favourite things about the US is that I have never heard of most of these.
October 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Nathan For You episode where their business tests people's smoke alarms. This is done by setting their houses on fire
October 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The greatest failure of the NYC subway is that Hudson Yards doesn't have a big slide to get to the bottom
October 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
30 Minutes of the Eagle Nebula in H-Alpha
📸 ZWO ASI2600MM DUO
🔭 SVBony SV550 120mm APO
May 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Messier 5. Ignore the light pollution gradient, I was basically shooting into the city. I think the hook on the left is from light reflections amplified by the flat correction. Really happy with how the flats cleaned up the vignetting. 26x90sec lum
📸 ZWO ASI2600MM DUO
🔭 SVBony SV550 120mm APO
May 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Definitely worth it to go out to a darker sky location for these. Next steps will definitely be to include darks and flats in the processing workflow.
Medusa Nebula in H-Alpha: 5x300sec
Horsehead and Flame Nebula in H-Alpha: 43x30sec

📸 ZWO ASI2600MM DUO
🔭 SVBony SV550 120mm APO
February 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Medusa Nebula! 40 minutes of h-alpha, still zero processing other than stacking
February 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
9x30sec of h-alpha on Orion. Not bad for 0 calibration and fighting with Chicago light pollution. Slowly getting the hang of the setup
February 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
My astro camera just came in the mail and I am incredibly stoked for the rest of the setup to come in
December 13, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Fantasy football is too generic of a term. I need to know if your league is high fantasy or dark fantasy
December 7, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Mucking about with some asteroid detection. Hoping that some of the darker points turn out to be more than hot pixels
November 19, 2024 at 2:19 AM
They should make the mail in ballot adhesive taste like bubblegum. Then more people will fill it out to taste the bubblegum
November 2, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Watching the Big Bang Theory for the first time and I'm surprised at how much it focuses on Leonard. I was prepped to expect the Sheldon Cooper (and others) show.
October 30, 2023 at 6:15 PM
My new life goal is to live somewhere big enough where I can put my entire DNA sequence on a wall.
October 24, 2023 at 3:12 PM
Can someone explain why people on Musescore keep liking my really crappy Escapism transcription? Even the people in the comments agree it's bad
October 20, 2023 at 7:36 PM
Glad that my disappointment with KSP2 led me to avoid preordering Cities Skylines 2. At least the first one successfully sucked me back into city builders and kept me satisfied over the last month
October 20, 2023 at 4:31 PM
A new challenger approaches!
October 19, 2023 at 1:35 AM
Shout out to eclipse photos, all my homies love eclipse photos
October 14, 2023 at 10:39 PM
Trying out a CRT shader
October 14, 2023 at 12:29 AM
thisisfine.jpg
October 11, 2023 at 9:53 PM
Apollo 12 on the left, my render on the right
October 11, 2023 at 3:24 AM
I think this is the first time the NYT dialect quiz has definitively placed me in the Chicago area. Also shoutout to Wisconsin for joining the crew
October 11, 2023 at 3:05 AM
Aha, and now we can load multiple DEMs at different resolutions. It only took a rewrite of the mesh generation into C++, but at least it's much faster and significantly less resource intensive now!
October 10, 2023 at 8:25 PM
One nice thing about the proliferation of GPT-alike tools is how much better autofilling forms from a resume has gotten
October 8, 2023 at 9:40 PM
Oh crap they're here
October 4, 2023 at 6:30 PM