Kristian Nygård
@optipess.bsky.social
Creator of Optipess
www.optipess.com
www.patreon.com/optipess
www.optipess.com
www.patreon.com/optipess
After watching the first two episodes of Pluribus I am now fully prepared to let this show become my entire identity for the next few months.
November 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
After watching the first two episodes of Pluribus I am now fully prepared to let this show become my entire identity for the next few months.
Frankenstein (2025)
Dir: Guillermo del Toro
Dir: Guillermo del Toro
November 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Frankenstein (2025)
Dir: Guillermo del Toro
Dir: Guillermo del Toro
Happy Halloween, dear reader!
October 31, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Happy Halloween, dear reader!
Retro-futuristic survival horror with VHS aesthetics is my very specific favorite genre of video games. 😭
> run routine.exe
█ INITIALIZING...
Just revealed at the @idatxbox.bsky.social x @ign.com Showcase.
► ROUTINE arrives on PC, Xbox Series X|S, Xbox One & Game Pass on DECEMBER 4.
█ Keep your C.A.T ready. Your arrival to the lunar base is imminent.
> awaiting input_
█ INITIALIZING...
Just revealed at the @idatxbox.bsky.social x @ign.com Showcase.
► ROUTINE arrives on PC, Xbox Series X|S, Xbox One & Game Pass on DECEMBER 4.
█ Keep your C.A.T ready. Your arrival to the lunar base is imminent.
> awaiting input_
October 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Retro-futuristic survival horror with VHS aesthetics is my very specific favorite genre of video games. 😭
Optipess Archive Dive!
Here's a comic about finding your ghoulmate. 🩵
Here's a comic about finding your ghoulmate. 🩵
October 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Optipess Archive Dive!
Here's a comic about finding your ghoulmate. 🩵
Here's a comic about finding your ghoulmate. 🩵
New Optipess comic!
"The Whale Truth"
"The Whale Truth"
October 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
New Optipess comic!
"The Whale Truth"
"The Whale Truth"
Reposted by Kristian Nygård
It’s still Monday the 13th, right?
January 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
It’s still Monday the 13th, right?
October 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
New Optipess comic!
"Schrödinger's Pardon"
"Schrödinger's Pardon"
September 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
New Optipess comic!
"Schrödinger's Pardon"
"Schrödinger's Pardon"
September 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Apologies to all my billionaire followers on Facebook I’ve clearly offended with this comic.
August 21, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Apologies to all my billionaire followers on Facebook I’ve clearly offended with this comic.
New Optipess comic!
"Billionaire Afterlife"
"Billionaire Afterlife"
August 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
New Optipess comic!
"Billionaire Afterlife"
"Billionaire Afterlife"
New Optipess comic!
"Exposition Torture"
"Exposition Torture"
July 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
New Optipess comic!
"Exposition Torture"
"Exposition Torture"
Reposted by Kristian Nygård
June 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
June 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Jason vs June 13th
It's still Friday the 13th, right? Be safe out there!
Tip: Be sure to stock up on allergy medication if you're going on a killing spree.
It's still Friday the 13th, right? Be safe out there!
Tip: Be sure to stock up on allergy medication if you're going on a killing spree.
June 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Jason vs June 13th
It's still Friday the 13th, right? Be safe out there!
Tip: Be sure to stock up on allergy medication if you're going on a killing spree.
It's still Friday the 13th, right? Be safe out there!
Tip: Be sure to stock up on allergy medication if you're going on a killing spree.
May 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
A timely Star War from the Optipess archives.
#maythefourthbewithyou
#maythefourthbewithyou
May 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
A timely Star War from the Optipess archives.
#maythefourthbewithyou
#maythefourthbewithyou
An educational comic from the Optipess archives.
It's called "Ctulu Fhtagn".
It's called "Ctulu Fhtagn".
May 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
An educational comic from the Optipess archives.
It's called "Ctulu Fhtagn".
It's called "Ctulu Fhtagn".
Reposted by Kristian Nygård
New Optipess comic!
"Workout Motivation"
"Workout Motivation"
April 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
New Optipess comic!
"Workout Motivation"
"Workout Motivation"
New Optipess comic!
"Workout Motivation"
"Workout Motivation"
April 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
New Optipess comic!
"Workout Motivation"
"Workout Motivation"
March 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Reposted by Kristian Nygård
