Kristian Nygård
@optipess.bsky.social
Creator of Optipess
www.optipess.com
www.patreon.com/optipess
www.optipess.com
www.patreon.com/optipess
His shift has ended
December 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
His shift has ended
Happy Christmas, dear reader!
December 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Happy Christmas, dear reader!
Finished Routine - and yes, the 13 year long wait was worth it! What an amazing horror experience. Loved every second of being completely terrified on the moon.
> Booting ROUTINE…
> Initializing lunar base exploration…
> Available now on Xbox Game Pass, Xbox One, Xbox Series X|S, Xbox on PC, Xbox Cloud and Steam.
Only one way forward. ▌
► Xbox: www.xbox.com/en-US/games/...
► Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/606160/R...
> Initializing lunar base exploration…
> Available now on Xbox Game Pass, Xbox One, Xbox Series X|S, Xbox on PC, Xbox Cloud and Steam.
Only one way forward. ▌
► Xbox: www.xbox.com/en-US/games/...
► Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/606160/R...
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Finished Routine - and yes, the 13 year long wait was worth it! What an amazing horror experience. Loved every second of being completely terrified on the moon.
Reposted by Kristian Nygård
ROUTINE is officially out, and the team at Lunar Software has shared a new devblog exploring the game’s journey.
Complete with a full timeline and a special message for players: store.steampowered.com/news/app/606...
Complete with a full timeline and a special message for players: store.steampowered.com/news/app/606...
December 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
ROUTINE is officially out, and the team at Lunar Software has shared a new devblog exploring the game’s journey.
Complete with a full timeline and a special message for players: store.steampowered.com/news/app/606...
Complete with a full timeline and a special message for players: store.steampowered.com/news/app/606...
November 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
There are crazy rumors floating around about Half Life 3 getting announced soon, maybe sometime next week… 🤔 Until then, this comic from 10 years ago still holds true!
November 14, 2025 at 9:06 AM
There are crazy rumors floating around about Half Life 3 getting announced soon, maybe sometime next week… 🤔 Until then, this comic from 10 years ago still holds true!
After watching the first two episodes of Pluribus I am now fully prepared to let this show become my entire identity for the next few months.
November 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
After watching the first two episodes of Pluribus I am now fully prepared to let this show become my entire identity for the next few months.
Frankenstein (2025)
Dir: Guillermo del Toro
Dir: Guillermo del Toro
November 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Frankenstein (2025)
Dir: Guillermo del Toro
Dir: Guillermo del Toro
Happy Halloween, dear reader!
October 31, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Happy Halloween, dear reader!
Retro-futuristic survival horror with VHS aesthetics is my very specific favorite genre of video games. 😭
> run routine.exe
█ INITIALIZING...
Just revealed at the @idatxbox.bsky.social x @ign.com Showcase.
► ROUTINE arrives on PC, Xbox Series X|S, Xbox One & Game Pass on DECEMBER 4.
█ Keep your C.A.T ready. Your arrival to the lunar base is imminent.
> awaiting input_
█ INITIALIZING...
Just revealed at the @idatxbox.bsky.social x @ign.com Showcase.
► ROUTINE arrives on PC, Xbox Series X|S, Xbox One & Game Pass on DECEMBER 4.
█ Keep your C.A.T ready. Your arrival to the lunar base is imminent.
> awaiting input_
October 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Retro-futuristic survival horror with VHS aesthetics is my very specific favorite genre of video games. 😭
Optipess Archive Dive!
Here's a comic about finding your ghoulmate. 🩵
Here's a comic about finding your ghoulmate. 🩵
October 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Optipess Archive Dive!
Here's a comic about finding your ghoulmate. 🩵
Here's a comic about finding your ghoulmate. 🩵
New Optipess comic!
"The Whale Truth"
"The Whale Truth"
October 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
New Optipess comic!
"The Whale Truth"
"The Whale Truth"
Reposted by Kristian Nygård
It’s still Monday the 13th, right?
January 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
It’s still Monday the 13th, right?
October 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
New Optipess comic!
"Schrödinger's Pardon"
"Schrödinger's Pardon"
September 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
New Optipess comic!
"Schrödinger's Pardon"
"Schrödinger's Pardon"
September 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Apologies to all my billionaire followers on Facebook I’ve clearly offended with this comic.
August 21, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Apologies to all my billionaire followers on Facebook I’ve clearly offended with this comic.
New Optipess comic!
"Billionaire Afterlife"
"Billionaire Afterlife"
August 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
New Optipess comic!
"Billionaire Afterlife"
"Billionaire Afterlife"
New Optipess comic!
"Exposition Torture"
"Exposition Torture"
July 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
New Optipess comic!
"Exposition Torture"
"Exposition Torture"
Reposted by Kristian Nygård
June 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
June 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Jason vs June 13th
It's still Friday the 13th, right? Be safe out there!
Tip: Be sure to stock up on allergy medication if you're going on a killing spree.
It's still Friday the 13th, right? Be safe out there!
Tip: Be sure to stock up on allergy medication if you're going on a killing spree.
June 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Jason vs June 13th
It's still Friday the 13th, right? Be safe out there!
Tip: Be sure to stock up on allergy medication if you're going on a killing spree.
It's still Friday the 13th, right? Be safe out there!
Tip: Be sure to stock up on allergy medication if you're going on a killing spree.
May 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
A timely Star War from the Optipess archives.
#maythefourthbewithyou
#maythefourthbewithyou
May 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
A timely Star War from the Optipess archives.
#maythefourthbewithyou
#maythefourthbewithyou
An educational comic from the Optipess archives.
It's called "Ctulu Fhtagn".
It's called "Ctulu Fhtagn".
May 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
An educational comic from the Optipess archives.
It's called "Ctulu Fhtagn".
It's called "Ctulu Fhtagn".