Kristian Nygård
@optipess.bsky.social
Creator of Optipess
www.optipess.com
www.patreon.com/optipess
www.optipess.com
www.patreon.com/optipess
There are crazy rumors floating around about Half Life 3 getting announced soon, maybe sometime next week… 🤔 Until then, this comic from 10 years ago still holds true!
November 14, 2025 at 9:06 AM
There are crazy rumors floating around about Half Life 3 getting announced soon, maybe sometime next week… 🤔 Until then, this comic from 10 years ago still holds true!
Frankenstein (2025)
Dir: Guillermo del Toro
Dir: Guillermo del Toro
November 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Frankenstein (2025)
Dir: Guillermo del Toro
Dir: Guillermo del Toro
Happy Halloween, dear reader!
October 31, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Happy Halloween, dear reader!
Optipess Archive Dive!
Here's a comic about finding your ghoulmate. 🩵
Here's a comic about finding your ghoulmate. 🩵
October 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Optipess Archive Dive!
Here's a comic about finding your ghoulmate. 🩵
Here's a comic about finding your ghoulmate. 🩵
New Optipess comic!
"The Whale Truth"
"The Whale Truth"
October 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
New Optipess comic!
"The Whale Truth"
"The Whale Truth"
October 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
New Optipess comic!
"Schrödinger's Pardon"
"Schrödinger's Pardon"
September 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
New Optipess comic!
"Schrödinger's Pardon"
"Schrödinger's Pardon"
September 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
New Optipess comic!
"Billionaire Afterlife"
"Billionaire Afterlife"
August 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
New Optipess comic!
"Billionaire Afterlife"
"Billionaire Afterlife"
New Optipess comic!
"Exposition Torture"
"Exposition Torture"
July 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
New Optipess comic!
"Exposition Torture"
"Exposition Torture"
June 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Jason vs June 13th
It's still Friday the 13th, right? Be safe out there!
Tip: Be sure to stock up on allergy medication if you're going on a killing spree.
It's still Friday the 13th, right? Be safe out there!
Tip: Be sure to stock up on allergy medication if you're going on a killing spree.
June 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Jason vs June 13th
It's still Friday the 13th, right? Be safe out there!
Tip: Be sure to stock up on allergy medication if you're going on a killing spree.
It's still Friday the 13th, right? Be safe out there!
Tip: Be sure to stock up on allergy medication if you're going on a killing spree.
May 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
A timely Star War from the Optipess archives.
#maythefourthbewithyou
#maythefourthbewithyou
May 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
A timely Star War from the Optipess archives.
#maythefourthbewithyou
#maythefourthbewithyou
An educational comic from the Optipess archives.
It's called "Ctulu Fhtagn".
It's called "Ctulu Fhtagn".
May 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
An educational comic from the Optipess archives.
It's called "Ctulu Fhtagn".
It's called "Ctulu Fhtagn".
New Optipess comic!
"Workout Motivation"
"Workout Motivation"
April 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
New Optipess comic!
"Workout Motivation"
"Workout Motivation"
March 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
March 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
February 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Happy Valentine's Day, dear reader!
February 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Happy Valentine's Day, dear reader!
New Optipess comic!
"White Noise"
"White Noise"
February 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
New Optipess comic!
"White Noise"
"White Noise"
January 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM