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Oppy
@oppytheseal.bsky.social
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I bring a certain amount of seal facts to the function that makes people uncomfortable.
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oppytheseal.bsky.social
Happy seal days everyone! I won't be able to post for a bit after this one #SealSky #Seal #sealmiss
a seal wearing a santa hat surrounded by christmas lights and candy canes
ALT: a seal wearing a santa hat surrounded by christmas lights and candy canes
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December 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
oppytheseal.bsky.social
Regal man, very noble, very seal #SealSky #Seals
December 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
oppytheseal.bsky.social
Lemon #SealSky #Seal
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
oppytheseal.bsky.social
PLUSH SEAL SOFT SCULPTURE AND NECK PILLOW #SealSky #Seal
December 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
oppytheseal.bsky.social
Absolutely egregious man screams to the heavens in a fruitless effort to remind them of his existence #Seals #Sealsky
December 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
oppytheseal.bsky.social
When you're getting yelled at for something you know you didn't do #SealSky #Seals #Relateable
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
oppytheseal.bsky.social
Some days is just be like that #SealSky #Seal
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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robbywastaken.bsky.social
Day 5 of posting seal puns:

Seal with it!
a black and white photo of a seal looking at something
ALT: a black and white photo of a seal looking at something
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November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
oppytheseal.bsky.social
Calling it now $799 for the steam machine minimum
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
oppytheseal.bsky.social
My boy (Pre burning)
November 15, 2025 at 6:18 AM
oppytheseal.bsky.social
MY BOY #SealSky #Seal
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
oppytheseal.bsky.social
Donut #SealSky #Seal
November 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
oppytheseal.bsky.social
Absolutely stunning #Sealsky #Seals
October 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
oppytheseal.bsky.social
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
October 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
oppytheseal.bsky.social
Hampter #SealSky #Seal
October 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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biobabbler.bsky.social
More sweet faces to start your day.😍🥰😘
A photo of a beige-grey sand beach crowded with elephant seals of varying sizes. Almost all seem contentedly asleep.
October 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
oppytheseal.bsky.social
The army advances! #sealSky #seals
October 15, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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robbywastaken.bsky.social
HALLEYUYA
a seal is standing on its hind legs in a clear container .
ALT: a seal is standing on its hind legs in a clear container .
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October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
oppytheseal.bsky.social
Sitting #SealSky #Gentlemen
October 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
oppytheseal.bsky.social
Me too Mr.TheMissile, me too #sealSky #Seal
October 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
oppytheseal.bsky.social
What a distinguished gentleman #sealSky
October 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
oppytheseal.bsky.social
Locked myself out of my account for a while there but I am BACK
October 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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evilcleverdog.bsky.social
Same
A photo of a seal with text above it that deals “seals remember what they just did, but only for about 18 seconds”
August 31, 2025 at 10:41 AM
oppytheseal.bsky.social
Sproingly splonger #seals #sealSky
August 31, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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modcur.bsky.social
#BlueSkyArtShow #Shiny
A seal head pops up from behind a low rolling wave in rippling blue water,
August 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM