Optimistic Johnny
@opjohn.bsky.social
Purveyor of silver linings, kind words and hopey-feelies wrapped up in a psychotic comedy burrito. Follow me for antics.
Aliens? Holy shit, the Epstein evidence must be out of this world
July 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Aliens? Holy shit, the Epstein evidence must be out of this world
Trump comes down with a terrible chronic case of Epstein-itis.
July 24, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Trump comes down with a terrible chronic case of Epstein-itis.
RIP John Michael Osbourne. Give my love to Randy Rhodes.
July 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
RIP John Michael Osbourne. Give my love to Randy Rhodes.
They’re eating the lists. They’re eating the files.
July 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
They’re eating the lists. They’re eating the files.
Totes.
actually a lot of innocent people write birthday letters to child sex traffickers in which they repeatedly reference the secrets they share
July 18, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Totes.
Not all superheroes wear capes.
May 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Not all superheroes wear capes.
When you only love the 2nd amendment and consider the rest of the document garbage.
May 20, 2025 at 10:43 AM
When you only love the 2nd amendment and consider the rest of the document garbage.
Finda da Pope inna da pizza. Some are easy, while others are hard.
May 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Finda da Pope inna da pizza. Some are easy, while others are hard.
Apparently, ChatGPT is sick of our jokes.
May 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Apparently, ChatGPT is sick of our jokes.
Generational slang. Frfr. No cap.
May 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Generational slang. Frfr. No cap.
Gimme foo. Gimmie faaa.
May 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Gimme foo. Gimmie faaa.
Retromeme circa 1555. Pfso phrefsh.
May 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Retromeme circa 1555. Pfso phrefsh.
Need a few more of these on DC buildings.
April 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Need a few more of these on DC buildings.
Planktons prices are up at the chum bucket.
April 17, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Planktons prices are up at the chum bucket.
If Elon was a fish.
April 17, 2025 at 10:47 AM
If Elon was a fish.
