jadey ❄️🐟 zayne’s crotch
@oopsiejadey.bsky.social
🍄 28. (🔞MDNI) She/Her. UK.
🍂 Cringe & unhinged.
🌸 Games, musicals & books and everything in between.
🪐 Heavy on the Love & Deepspace brainrot. Especially Zayne & Rafayel ❄️🐠
BYF: https://oopsiejadey.straw.page/
🍂 Cringe & unhinged.
🌸 Games, musicals & books and everything in between.
🪐 Heavy on the Love & Deepspace brainrot. Especially Zayne & Rafayel ❄️🐠
BYF: https://oopsiejadey.straw.page/
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🎀 new year, new pinned #promosky
hi, i'm jade! i am not very good at talking about myself but here's my strawpage (finally) for more info & a moodboard to sum me up!
love & deepspace centric but other interests too!
💙 oopsiejadey.straw.page 💙
♡︎ & ⟳ appreciated!
#ladssky #booksky
threads ⬇️
hi, i'm jade! i am not very good at talking about myself but here's my strawpage (finally) for more info & a moodboard to sum me up!
love & deepspace centric but other interests too!
💙 oopsiejadey.straw.page 💙
♡︎ & ⟳ appreciated!
#ladssky #booksky
threads ⬇️
I am home weeeee
January 29, 2026 at 1:48 PM
I am home weeeee
a working man
January 29, 2026 at 1:01 PM
a working man
this is frying me FJXJCJDKSKS
January 29, 2026 at 11:38 AM
this is frying me FJXJCJDKSKS
4 hours to go at work instead of 6 because I booked the afternoon off yippeeeee
January 29, 2026 at 9:19 AM
4 hours to go at work instead of 6 because I booked the afternoon off yippeeeee
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST SISTER ANYONE COULD ASK FOR 🥹🥳🥳 @bunilove.bsky.social !!! I hope you have the most wonderful day and I’ll see ya later 🥳💗💗💗
a cartoon character is wearing a red scarf and a blue jacket
ALT: a cartoon character is wearing a red scarf and a blue jacket
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January 29, 2026 at 8:32 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST SISTER ANYONE COULD ASK FOR 🥹🥳🥳 @bunilove.bsky.social !!! I hope you have the most wonderful day and I’ll see ya later 🥳💗💗💗
Zayne’s photography🥹
January 29, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Zayne’s photography🥹
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my only notes to people under 30: your 30s aren't for ditching fandom, they're for re-evaluating all the "cringe" stuff you liked as a teenager through the lens of someone who can appreciate it fully, going, "that owned, actually," and becoming even more unhinged about it. please look forward to it.
January 28, 2026 at 5:58 PM
my only notes to people under 30: your 30s aren't for ditching fandom, they're for re-evaluating all the "cringe" stuff you liked as a teenager through the lens of someone who can appreciate it fully, going, "that owned, actually," and becoming even more unhinged about it. please look forward to it.
something is wrong with my husband 😭
January 29, 2026 at 12:02 AM
something is wrong with my husband 😭
my sweetiepies I love them so dearly 🥺
January 28, 2026 at 11:53 PM
my sweetiepies I love them so dearly 🥺
at least I have some of the afternoon off tomorrow bc it’s my sister’s bday hehe
am I purposely staying up til midnight so I can say happy birthday? Yes I am 🥹honestly I don’t think I’ll sleep well tonight anyway
am I purposely staying up til midnight so I can say happy birthday? Yes I am 🥹honestly I don’t think I’ll sleep well tonight anyway
January 28, 2026 at 11:24 PM
at least I have some of the afternoon off tomorrow bc it’s my sister’s bday hehe
am I purposely staying up til midnight so I can say happy birthday? Yes I am 🥹honestly I don’t think I’ll sleep well tonight anyway
am I purposely staying up til midnight so I can say happy birthday? Yes I am 🥹honestly I don’t think I’ll sleep well tonight anyway
thought my stomach had settled after yesterdays blip but nope, here we are again :)
January 28, 2026 at 11:07 PM
thought my stomach had settled after yesterdays blip but nope, here we are again :)
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i'm just a girl who should log off and seek professional help but settles for oversharing on the internet
January 28, 2026 at 10:50 PM
i'm just a girl who should log off and seek professional help but settles for oversharing on the internet
have all of the cards for the throne of eros banner and yet you will still catch me here watching the trailer bc it was soooo good and the soundtrack !!! perfecto
January 28, 2026 at 10:27 PM
have all of the cards for the throne of eros banner and yet you will still catch me here watching the trailer bc it was soooo good and the soundtrack !!! perfecto
when will my family be given a break ☹️☹️☹️
January 28, 2026 at 8:33 PM
when will my family be given a break ☹️☹️☹️
wanted to zoom in more but the interaction happened so fast but oh my goddddd i can finally interact with the animals rahhhh🥹🥹
#heartopia
#heartopia
January 28, 2026 at 6:19 PM
wanted to zoom in more but the interaction happened so fast but oh my goddddd i can finally interact with the animals rahhhh🥹🥹
#heartopia
#heartopia
also thank u guys for always being here despite me being annoying and having 982409242 crashouts especially when it comes up to TMA time!!! so happy to be able to share good news with you all 🥹 thanks for sticking around despite my complaining ldskjgkladgdg love you all tons
January 28, 2026 at 5:09 PM
also thank u guys for always being here despite me being annoying and having 982409242 crashouts especially when it comes up to TMA time!!! so happy to be able to share good news with you all 🥹 thanks for sticking around despite my complaining ldskjgkladgdg love you all tons
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Not to brag guys but jadey and I were co-working while she was making this masterpiece
January 28, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Not to brag guys but jadey and I were co-working while she was making this masterpiece
I’ll catch up with everyone in a bit I’m trying not to cry on the bus LMAOO 🥹
January 28, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I’ll catch up with everyone in a bit I’m trying not to cry on the bus LMAOO 🥹
oh my fucking god???????????????????
January 28, 2026 at 3:56 PM
oh my fucking god???????????????????
THERE IS NO WAY MY ASSIGNMENT HAS BEEN MARKED ALREADY NOOOO. oh no i cant do this bro. i can’t look im going to be sick
January 28, 2026 at 3:51 PM
THERE IS NO WAY MY ASSIGNMENT HAS BEEN MARKED ALREADY NOOOO. oh no i cant do this bro. i can’t look im going to be sick
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January 28, 2026 at 10:00 AM
yesterday renee sent me a room code to join when i was on and I thought i had to i spent half an hour typing “HONEY IM HOMEEE” and flying all over the place in what i thought was an elaborate game of hide and seek to find out where she was.
then i checked to see who was in the room. i was alone 💔💔💔
then i checked to see who was in the room. i was alone 💔💔💔
look at us tiny people working so hard in the corner of my screen <3 @fateslittlestar.bsky.social
January 28, 2026 at 2:20 PM
yesterday renee sent me a room code to join when i was on and I thought i had to i spent half an hour typing “HONEY IM HOMEEE” and flying all over the place in what i thought was an elaborate game of hide and seek to find out where she was.
then i checked to see who was in the room. i was alone 💔💔💔
then i checked to see who was in the room. i was alone 💔💔💔
jade why do you reply to random things and then leave things backlogged for days???? you’re confusing your brain that’s searching for the oldest skyline notifs bruh 😀
January 28, 2026 at 11:13 AM
jade why do you reply to random things and then leave things backlogged for days???? you’re confusing your brain that’s searching for the oldest skyline notifs bruh 😀
why is it when I’m feeling not very sociable everyone decides they wanna yap with me 😭 I have no energy, just leave me to brood in peace pls
(talking about irl btw. I don’t mind yapping here but physically talking is draining idk. just drained in general i think)
(talking about irl btw. I don’t mind yapping here but physically talking is draining idk. just drained in general i think)
January 28, 2026 at 7:55 AM
why is it when I’m feeling not very sociable everyone decides they wanna yap with me 😭 I have no energy, just leave me to brood in peace pls
(talking about irl btw. I don’t mind yapping here but physically talking is draining idk. just drained in general i think)
(talking about irl btw. I don’t mind yapping here but physically talking is draining idk. just drained in general i think)