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David Lynch taught me how to think, François Truffaut how to feel, and Gene Wilder how to be. Striving to be as cool as Bogart. Political Science master. Enjoys audiobooks about neuroscience while working out. Film writer
I said the Jets would win by 10 because I have so much faith in them and consistently refuse to believe they will ever let me down again.
What is this disease called?
What is this disease called?
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I said the Jets would win by 10 because I have so much faith in them and consistently refuse to believe they will ever let me down again.
What is this disease called?
What is this disease called?
It would have been cool if the Cubs could have pulled that out, but, I guess, as we constantly chant: there’s always next year.
a man wearing a cubs hat and glasses is behind a fence
ALT: a man wearing a cubs hat and glasses is behind a fence
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October 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
It would have been cool if the Cubs could have pulled that out, but, I guess, as we constantly chant: there’s always next year.
I ran out of everything food related so I aggressively planned my grocery shopping trip: made a meal plan, went to three stores, shopped all the deals; I was so excited after this trip that I wouldn’t have to go to step into a grocery store until next Saturday.
So, of course I forgot bread.
So, of course I forgot bread.
October 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I ran out of everything food related so I aggressively planned my grocery shopping trip: made a meal plan, went to three stores, shopped all the deals; I was so excited after this trip that I wouldn’t have to go to step into a grocery store until next Saturday.
So, of course I forgot bread.
So, of course I forgot bread.
2025 continues its cruelty.
As talented an actress as she was, Diane Keaton’s effervescent persona made her, to me, eternal. Shattering news at her passing. But weren’t we so lucky to have had her light up our lives.
October 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
2025 continues its cruelty.
New Taylor Swift album to listen to today, new PTA to see in the ✨cinema✨ tomorrow, and I just made a smoothie with 67 grams of protein that was actually delicious. What a day.
October 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
New Taylor Swift album to listen to today, new PTA to see in the ✨cinema✨ tomorrow, and I just made a smoothie with 67 grams of protein that was actually delicious. What a day.
I just finished my second listen of the album, and I believe, at this point anyway, my favorite song is The Fate of Ophelia.
a woman singing into a microphone with a thumbs up
ALT: a woman singing into a microphone with a thumbs up
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October 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I just finished my second listen of the album, and I believe, at this point anyway, my favorite song is The Fate of Ophelia.
Ok. Honestly. 2025 can fuck right off.
September 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Ok. Honestly. 2025 can fuck right off.
Reposted
Dearest Martha,
The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.
Yours in glaze,
The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.
Yours in glaze,
August 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Dearest Martha,
The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.
Yours in glaze,
The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.
Yours in glaze,
I clearly wanted to spend a lot of time with Michael Douglas.
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #Filmsky
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #Filmsky
August 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I clearly wanted to spend a lot of time with Michael Douglas.
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #Filmsky
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #Filmsky
Bradley Cooper is just going to keep making movies, isn’t he?
August 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Bradley Cooper is just going to keep making movies, isn’t he?
Let’s get DIAL M in there, who’s with me?!
The Alfred Hitchcock films in the Letterboxd One Million Watched Club 🎞️
August 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Let’s get DIAL M in there, who’s with me?!
Every single morning for 4 months I asked my desk neighbor Diane, an enthusiastic tr*mp supporter if she had her covfefe yet today. For another 3.5 months I would ask her at random points through the day. She gave me the same scowl/eye roll combo every time and this exchange never got old to me.
August 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Every single morning for 4 months I asked my desk neighbor Diane, an enthusiastic tr*mp supporter if she had her covfefe yet today. For another 3.5 months I would ask her at random points through the day. She gave me the same scowl/eye roll combo every time and this exchange never got old to me.
August 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
You don’t realize how much you move your nose with every facial expression you make until you break it.
August 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
You don’t realize how much you move your nose with every facial expression you make until you break it.
The theme this month was space films but then I started a remake project. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #Filmsky
July 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The theme this month was space films but then I started a remake project. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #Filmsky
I’m just asking, why couldn’t James Mason have played Joe in HERE COMES MR. JORDAN (1941) and then Mr. Jordan in HEAVEN CAN WAIT?
July 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I’m just asking, why couldn’t James Mason have played Joe in HERE COMES MR. JORDAN (1941) and then Mr. Jordan in HEAVEN CAN WAIT?
13 years ago, (!) Gabriel made me a mom. This past year wasn’t easy, but love and patience pulled us through. He’s the funniest, smartest, wittiest person I know—and my greatest teacher. Watching him grow is the honor of my life. Happy birthday to my artist, my jester, my first true love.
June 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
13 years ago, (!) Gabriel made me a mom. This past year wasn’t easy, but love and patience pulled us through. He’s the funniest, smartest, wittiest person I know—and my greatest teacher. Watching him grow is the honor of my life. Happy birthday to my artist, my jester, my first true love.
Happy 50th JAWS! A film that changed the game forever. To celebrate the monumental year, “I did a thing” as the kids said two years ago. I love this movie so much. #Jaws
June 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Happy 50th JAWS! A film that changed the game forever. To celebrate the monumental year, “I did a thing” as the kids said two years ago. I love this movie so much. #Jaws
Cleaned the house all day, did seven loads of laundry, then spent two hours over the stove making smothered chicken over rice, (my own gravy obvs) sautéd carrots and cabbage, and cornbread.
June 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Cleaned the house all day, did seven loads of laundry, then spent two hours over the stove making smothered chicken over rice, (my own gravy obvs) sautéd carrots and cabbage, and cornbread.
I got dressed for my first work thing since going on leave in January. Morning exchange with my 12-year-old son:
12: oOo ok, mom, I see you!
Me: yeah? I don’t look like a librarian?
12: no no, it’s giving cool principal that says “hi” in the hallway even if you’re not in trouble
Love this kid!
12: oOo ok, mom, I see you!
Me: yeah? I don’t look like a librarian?
12: no no, it’s giving cool principal that says “hi” in the hallway even if you’re not in trouble
Love this kid!
June 17, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I got dressed for my first work thing since going on leave in January. Morning exchange with my 12-year-old son:
12: oOo ok, mom, I see you!
Me: yeah? I don’t look like a librarian?
12: no no, it’s giving cool principal that says “hi” in the hallway even if you’re not in trouble
Love this kid!
12: oOo ok, mom, I see you!
Me: yeah? I don’t look like a librarian?
12: no no, it’s giving cool principal that says “hi” in the hallway even if you’re not in trouble
Love this kid!
3, 5, 1, 2, 4
Hopefully seeing BLOODLINES Saturday!
Hopefully seeing BLOODLINES Saturday!
May 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
3, 5, 1, 2, 4
Hopefully seeing BLOODLINES Saturday!
Hopefully seeing BLOODLINES Saturday!
The theme this week was clearly “how much range does Hugh Grant possess?” #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #Filmsky
May 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The theme this week was clearly “how much range does Hugh Grant possess?” #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #Filmsky
How many game 7s are we (Nuggets) going to play?! Less stress would be cool but I’m here for it!
May 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
How many game 7s are we (Nuggets) going to play?! Less stress would be cool but I’m here for it!