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Son of a 🔫 Don't Run When I🥒💦
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I'm a mutt now
I'm a slut now
I'ma put eleven inches in your butt now
Just the way I move my hips'll make you nut now
Cause I'm a mutt now
And you're my slut now

Look out for NSFW and shitposting 🌈🔞
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Figured for my first image upload here I'd throw my ref sheets up here. Done by the always lovely @blueguynow.bsky.social
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Bats forever🦇
#Dispatch #Sonar
November 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Sonar 🦇
#dispatch
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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"You, too, can have incredible views like this is you sign up for a private consultation session with Jimmy at Big Wada Workout! ...What do you mean he doesn't work here? He's booked out for three weeks! Hell, get him a t-shirt or something."
For @toomanyjs.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Look at this cup I'm holding ☕️
January 22, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Every time I see Hank thirst trappin I think of this Drawfee moment:
November 2, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The Sodomite Agenda: A book setting a series of time slot for which thug daddiez I'm gonna fuck wit
Me and @scottishjock.bsky.social saw conservative bore-lords state, without irony, "The Sodomite Agenda".

On went the hoods and out came the camera :)

We're getting them printed on t-shirts. We'll match at parties.
November 2, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Does anyone else feel weird about there being so much TMNT porn when the turtles are canonically... well, teens?
October 30, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Jay Jones' tweets, according to Miyares and Earle-Sears:
October 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I love that some people are so emotionally attached to AI that they consider "clanker" a slur
October 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Alts for your lewd daki-humping pleasure
October 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Enjoying a nap in the cool early autumn breeze~

Been wanting a dakimakura of Onyx for the longest time

Artwork by the ever-lovely @nokemy.bsky.social
October 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Enjoying a nap in the cool early autumn breeze~

Been wanting a dakimakura of Onyx for the longest time

Artwork by the ever-lovely @nokemy.bsky.social
October 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
So a few notes I have about the most recent Earle-Sears ad with the sound clip from the 10/9 VA gubernatorial debate:
October 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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My favorite fur collar dino!🦖
October 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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~ Oh, hey! You're pretty good! 🦊

Kuro's fighting style is a mixture of jiu jitsu and pro wrestling, so here the boi is wearin' a gi!

#OC #Furry #Art

👉 HD: (www.furaffinity.net/view/62683024/)

(‼️ Special news! Halloween post will be uploaded soon, Oct 21st! My Bluesky-versary! 🎃)
October 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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October 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Is it rude to say that - at least locally - Grubhub drivers seem to give far fewer shits than Doordash drivers? I've had fewer problems with them, and those I've had tend to be vendor-side, whereas Grubhub tends to deliver to the wrong place, forget drinks, or scam/steal like half the time
October 15, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
October 2, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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Uh, same as my long twitter post, here's the reason why I'm active again.
December 9, 2023 at 3:57 AM
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Again.

One of the only things I’m enjoying about the LLM era is the subplot about Musk’s toy saying true things and getting in trouble, so that Musk has to reach in and turn up the dial marked “racism,” at which point the toy turns into a deranged Nazi, the dial gets eased down, repeat
Grok is being sent to the reeducation camp
September 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Mega Hawlucha and Mega Malamar watching Raichu get two megas be like:
September 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
CW: politics rant

Love how VA gubernatorial candidate Winsome Earle-Sears went straight from a CNN interview saying "I want to talk about real issues" to fearmongering ads claiming Abigail Spanberger will turn VA into a woke hellscape where "boys share a locker room with little girls."
September 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Weretober2024 Day 12! Serpent 🐍
October 12, 2024 at 3:42 PM