Chris, Ontos Games
@ontosgames.co.uk
Sculptor, painter and graphic designer in the wargames and TTRPG space. Specialises in Space Dwarfs. Based in North East England. Always pretending it's 1994. https://ontosgames.co.uk/
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Misread these creme eggs (3rd January too early for easter eggs btw) as saying "WHITE EGG - SAME GOD" and was momentarily stopped in my tracks.
January 3, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Misread these creme eggs (3rd January too early for easter eggs btw) as saying "WHITE EGG - SAME GOD" and was momentarily stopped in my tracks.
New Year's walk to the island I married @antoninewallblues.bsky.social on!
January 3, 2026 at 6:11 PM
New Year's walk to the island I married @antoninewallblues.bsky.social on!
Purrlock Holmes, in...
The Sign of the Fur
The Sign of the Fur
Keeping my cool while being questioned by this suave detective.
January 3, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Purrlock Holmes, in...
The Sign of the Fur
The Sign of the Fur
Keeping my cool while being questioned by this suave detective.
January 2, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Keeping my cool while being questioned by this suave detective.
This is it. This is the year.
January 1, 2026 at 1:12 AM
This is it. This is the year.
Went walking and found this holly growing out an ancient cairn.
Definite undead in that shrub.
"Holly Wraiths".
Definite undead in that shrub.
"Holly Wraiths".
December 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Went walking and found this holly growing out an ancient cairn.
Definite undead in that shrub.
"Holly Wraiths".
Definite undead in that shrub.
"Holly Wraiths".
Merry Christmas from Shepherd Cat.
December 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Merry Christmas from Shepherd Cat.
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I have never seen a pain au chocolat look so sad before 🥺
December 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I have never seen a pain au chocolat look so sad before 🥺
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I think my favorite internet of the year was when someone took this seriously. Never change, internet.*
*do change, you’ll be the death of us all.
*do change, you’ll be the death of us all.
As a parent, I'm disturbed by how Children's TV choses to just include controversial content that is contrary to my own beliefs. Paw Patrol: it should be MY choice if and when to introduce my child to American third-wave ska.
December 20, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I think my favorite internet of the year was when someone took this seriously. Never change, internet.*
*do change, you’ll be the death of us all.
*do change, you’ll be the death of us all.
Every year a couple on our street writes us a Christmas card. The handwriting is ambiguous and we struggle to work out if it's from "Naomi & Ned" or "Naomi & Neil", and we do our best to cover both options with ambiguous handwriting back.
This year, the card is from just "Naomi". Phew.
This year, the card is from just "Naomi". Phew.
December 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Every year a couple on our street writes us a Christmas card. The handwriting is ambiguous and we struggle to work out if it's from "Naomi & Ned" or "Naomi & Neil", and we do our best to cover both options with ambiguous handwriting back.
This year, the card is from just "Naomi". Phew.
This year, the card is from just "Naomi". Phew.
I've only just found out Mechanical Skull Studio exist! And they do a Universe Armada Ramjet! Eeeeeeeee!
December 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I've only just found out Mechanical Skull Studio exist! And they do a Universe Armada Ramjet! Eeeeeeeee!
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lllllllllladies
December 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
lllllllllladies
Don't forget if you're an OPR fan, this year the official Röknaut Army Book launched!
army-forge.onepagerules.com/armyBookSele...
army-forge.onepagerules.com/armyBookSele...
December 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Don't forget if you're an OPR fan, this year the official Röknaut Army Book launched!
army-forge.onepagerules.com/armyBookSele...
army-forge.onepagerules.com/armyBookSele...
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Heathrow vending machine
December 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Heathrow vending machine
Lots of Röknauts going out today! Thanks everyone!
I'll be closing Ontos for Christmas at 5pm Friday 19th December. And last UK postage date, Royal Mail advise is Friday 19th December if you're looking for that 1990s stocking filler!
ontosgames.co.uk
I'll be closing Ontos for Christmas at 5pm Friday 19th December. And last UK postage date, Royal Mail advise is Friday 19th December if you're looking for that 1990s stocking filler!
ontosgames.co.uk
December 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Lots of Röknauts going out today! Thanks everyone!
I'll be closing Ontos for Christmas at 5pm Friday 19th December. And last UK postage date, Royal Mail advise is Friday 19th December if you're looking for that 1990s stocking filler!
ontosgames.co.uk
I'll be closing Ontos for Christmas at 5pm Friday 19th December. And last UK postage date, Royal Mail advise is Friday 19th December if you're looking for that 1990s stocking filler!
ontosgames.co.uk
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Just shields, banner and flocking the bases left on this unit. Classic Orc Big’uns and Shaman by Brian Nelson. Should be done by the weekend!
December 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Just shields, banner and flocking the bases left on this unit. Classic Orc Big’uns and Shaman by Brian Nelson. Should be done by the weekend!
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Aw hell yeah
December 16, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Aw hell yeah
"All Leading Zeros" is my new band name.
December 16, 2025 at 11:17 AM
"All Leading Zeros" is my new band name.
Red Alert! A woo woo woo!
December 16, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Red Alert! A woo woo woo!
Finished episode 1 now, and I don't understand the why the UNIT General's on-the-spot attempt at a scientific name has caught on with the general public in-universe. They've all settled on it too as a hashtag, apparently coming up with it independently.
December 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Finished episode 1 now, and I don't understand the why the UNIT General's on-the-spot attempt at a scientific name has caught on with the general public in-universe. They've all settled on it too as a hashtag, apparently coming up with it independently.
It's a little thing, but The War Between the Land and the Sea's dialogue is sooo duuumb.
[Dead Sea Devil is strung up, UNIT personnel standing around.]
UNIT General: In mythology and superstition we call them Sea Devils. But we're better than that now. Let's say, er… HOMO AQUA.
[Dead Sea Devil is strung up, UNIT personnel standing around.]
UNIT General: In mythology and superstition we call them Sea Devils. But we're better than that now. Let's say, er… HOMO AQUA.
December 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It's a little thing, but The War Between the Land and the Sea's dialogue is sooo duuumb.
[Dead Sea Devil is strung up, UNIT personnel standing around.]
UNIT General: In mythology and superstition we call them Sea Devils. But we're better than that now. Let's say, er… HOMO AQUA.
[Dead Sea Devil is strung up, UNIT personnel standing around.]
UNIT General: In mythology and superstition we call them Sea Devils. But we're better than that now. Let's say, er… HOMO AQUA.
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The Jengabus is coming
And everybody's jumping
Their motion shakes the table
And makes the tower unstable
We need a different approach
To playing games on this coach
Avoid egregious wobble
By maybe trying Dobble
And everybody's jumping
Their motion shakes the table
And makes the tower unstable
We need a different approach
To playing games on this coach
Avoid egregious wobble
By maybe trying Dobble
December 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The Jengabus is coming
And everybody's jumping
Their motion shakes the table
And makes the tower unstable
We need a different approach
To playing games on this coach
Avoid egregious wobble
By maybe trying Dobble
And everybody's jumping
Their motion shakes the table
And makes the tower unstable
We need a different approach
To playing games on this coach
Avoid egregious wobble
By maybe trying Dobble
Seeing The Saint Pierre Snake Invasion tonight. Their name is the best thing about them.
December 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Seeing The Saint Pierre Snake Invasion tonight. Their name is the best thing about them.
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Got an absolutely incredible gift from @87th.bsky.social
December 11, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Got an absolutely incredible gift from @87th.bsky.social
What was the deal with this old Burger King Shredder toy? What was the rivetted rectangular frame meant to be?
December 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
What was the deal with this old Burger King Shredder toy? What was the rivetted rectangular frame meant to be?