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Randy
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“He was trampled by the raging elephant of Time”

Collector of antique Japanese books and manuscripts. Samurai and wuixa movie fan. Former victims rights advocate. Gamer / fantasy / sci-fi. History buff. The unusual, occult and odd
CoC / writing inspiration. June 07, 1888, a giant pulsing red hand was seen in the sky over a town in Ohio. Strange colours coalesced into the image of a gigantic shadowy hand dripping drops of red light the size of hot air balloons

A Great Old One, a breach in space, or a MCU Celestial visiting?
March 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Now this is Canadian... #househippo
For friends not familiar, this refers to a commercial broadcast in 1999, which was to teach critical thinking to young people about things they saw or heard on TV or the Internet. Link to video
youtu.be/TijcoS8qHIE?...
March 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Well, they’re not wrong…
March 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The guy who did the Molsen “I am Canadian” ad way back when is back with a timely (and non-beer) update
youtu.be/1LzhCLzfJFg?...
We are Canadian.
YouTube video by Average Joes
youtu.be
March 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This…
February 21, 2025 at 11:23 AM
From distant, foggy Hookland…
Goodnight from Chris Bond, hoping tomorrows’s doctor gives a medical name to what he’s sure is a rare form of madness in believing his feet are turning to hooves. Goodnight from Peggy Cage, making penance after foraging without the Alder King’s permission. Goodnight from Hookland.
February 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
This is a quote ascribed to Napoleon Bonaparte, who launched a coup against the French Republic and installed himself as First Consul and later Emperor of the French Empire.
February 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
CoC / writing inspiration: 1892 news story of the discovery of an ancient, pre-Christian underground city in Russia, "dated" as going back 2000 years before Christ (or contemporaneous with First Kingdom Egypt and Sumeria.
February 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Pity poor Pierre, who tossed all his eggs into the Konvoy / Fuck Trudeau basket, and now has to try and find a real line that works. Want to know the best he's come up with? "Canada First" (ala Trump); and "Carbon Tax Carney" (because he only thinks in three word slogans)
February 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
This…
Celebrating 60 years of our Canadian flag.

📸 substack.com/@mackaycarto...
February 15, 2025 at 12:54 PM
This…
February 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
This…
February 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
From distant, foggy Hookland…
Goodnight from Joanna Upcott, placing dried leaves of Enchanter’s Nightshade on the windowsill to keep any Half-there Folk away. Goodnight from Blythe Margrave, dreaming of the Drowned Dead taking Salt Mass in the all the churches lost to the sea. Goodnight from Hookland.
February 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Mount Etna in Italy is having a minor lava eruption today, with partly solidified masses of lava congealing in the cold and rolling downhill. Here a vulcanologist takes advantage of one of these fresh hot masses to brew some Italian coffee
February 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
February 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
No comment needed…
February 11, 2025 at 10:53 AM
A slight understatement…
February 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Trump is going to lose his shit… verified as authentic on the Time website
February 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
A Canadian pilot did a flight in the last couple of days. Here's the track of his route...
February 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Trump has totally gone of his rocker… tariffs against the whole world, US going to take over Gaza (it’s a great piece of real estate, we’ll own it) and put US soldiers there, US going to take over Greenland and Panama, Canada to be the 51st state

I’m just sitting back and watching the fireworks
a giraffe is eating popcorn from a red bucket
Alt: a giraffe is eating popcorn from a red bucket
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Let’s talk about Trumps conversation w/ Trudeau. The $1.3 million dollar plan is already in effect. The 10,000 personnel are already online. The “Fentanyl Czar” is a fake position; the $200 million funding is chump change. Trump caved for smoke / mirrors because he knows he’s in shit
February 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM
But apparently he loves golden showers…
February 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I love the Beaverton…
February 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
So Trump was going to install tariffs when he was inaugurated. Then he was to get report on trade issues w/ Canada by April 1st. Then he decided that the launch date would be Feb 1st. Now it will go into effect Feb. 4th.

In all and any events, my response to Trump and tariffs are a dedicated
February 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Gee wilikers gosh, I can’t imagine why…
archive.is/sqei5

Various format download links: archive.is/p7Pau
January 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM