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Christian White
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Husband. Father. Business owner.

I don’t respond to or read DMs. Sorry.
Oh joy, here comes another pointless war!
Trump claims he and Bibi succeeded in "taking out Iran"
December 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Trump is such a dumb piece of shit. What an embarrassment.
Trump: "We're bringing down drug prices at a level that has never been thought of -- think of it, by 1,000% ... 1,400% in some cases"
December 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Whoever is deliberately hiding and scrubbing those Epstein files is just as guilty as the monsters on the list.

String them up. No more games.
Khanna: Congress is talking about possible impeachment. They're talking about inherent contempt for the attorney general or deputy attorney general—any justice department official who has obstructed justice could face prosecution in this administration or a future administration.
December 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Awful.
December 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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BREAKING: Trump’s DHS pick claimed “Antifa is our primary national threat.” Bennie Thompson immediately pressed him: “Where is Antifa headquartered?”

Glasheen had nothing — just rambling about “building out the infrastructure.” What does that even mean?
December 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Pete Hegseth compares the illicit drugs trafficked into America to Weapons of Mass Destruction.

"These narco terrorists are the Al-Qaeda of our hemisphere ... they're poisoning our people with narcotics so lethal that they're tantamount to chemical weapons."
December 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.

New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Mark Kelly: "They are not silencing me. I'm still speaking out. I still am going to do my job every single day regardless of whether this president wants to kill me, hang me, execute me, or shut me up. I'm not gonna shut up."
December 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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🔥🔥
December 7, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Powerful to rally today with several hundred teachers, families, and community members in support of West Contra County teachers!

Our community supports the strike and will be out in the streets every day until teachers get a fair contract.
December 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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He cherishes country music everybody.
They seem nervous
November 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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The deranged madman now threatens to blow up commercial airliners flying in and out of Venezuela.
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Hi everybody,

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Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.

This is, somehow, feasible.

So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Now available on iOS 😎
Until now, if you lost or broke your phone, your Signal message history was *gone,* a real challenge for everyone whose most important conversations happen in Signal. So, with careful design and development, we’re rolling out opt-in secure backups.

signal.org/blog/introducing-secure-backups
Introducing Signal Secure Backups
In the past, if you broke or lost your phone, your Signal message history was gone. This has been a challenge for people whose most important conversations happen on Signal. Think family photos, sweet...
signal.org
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Wow.
Reporter: What did the president mean when he called the reporter piggy?

Leavitt: I think the president being frank and open and honest to your faces rather than hiding behind your backs is a lot more respectful than what you saw in the last administration
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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@schumer.senate.gov — Everyone said, hold the line on the Govt funding for the subsidies, and you whipped 8 Dem votes from reps who weren’t up for reelection anyway—

The failure is yours - we need new leadership
November 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Bovino’s rant fits the authoritarian indicators in our assessment: empowered security forces acting with impunity, militarized immigration raids, executive overreach through federalized enforcement, and loyalty-driven ops unmoored from oversight. His tone isn’t an outlier but a symptom.
November 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM