Zaggy Norse
@onlyflares.com
Gay furry horse dad | Forties | Horny on mane | Top 1% OnlyFlares
🇿🇦 Professional programmer, casual pornsmith. Writing filth and monads so you don't have to. Author, designer and git blame-r of VN "Lord of the Manor".
https://linktr.ee/zaggynorse
🇿🇦 Professional programmer, casual pornsmith. Writing filth and monads so you don't have to. Author, designer and git blame-r of VN "Lord of the Manor".
https://linktr.ee/zaggynorse
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Zaggy Norse
@onlyflares.com
· Oct 12
I'm Zaggy Norse, alleged horse. I write porn and dick around for fun and pleasure.
If you like furry horse art → this account's full of it.
If you're interested in my NSFW writing → here's some recommendations:
www.sofurry.com/view/2098781
www.sofurry.com/view/1494249
www.sofurry.com/view/1663173
If you like furry horse art → this account's full of it.
If you're interested in my NSFW writing → here's some recommendations:
www.sofurry.com/view/2098781
www.sofurry.com/view/1494249
www.sofurry.com/view/1663173
Most people winterise their cats with tar, but you can also use ghee. The important thing is a high themal capacity to keep them warm.
November 13, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Most people winterise their cats with tar, but you can also use ghee. The important thing is a high themal capacity to keep them warm.
The thing about me is, I don't have the part of the brain that detects unglazed pottery.
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 AM
The thing about me is, I don't have the part of the brain that detects unglazed pottery.
I need to finish setting up my personal site so I have somewhere to post my screeds eviscerating each new iteration of GPfuckingT.
November 13, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I need to finish setting up my personal site so I have somewhere to post my screeds eviscerating each new iteration of GPfuckingT.
I had to clarify to my mother that AFAB and AMAB are not what she thought (and concurrently, what ACAB is). Through who knows what process, she thought AFAB was "Africans are bastards", a slur the Americans came up with, and that AMAB was "Americans are bastards", our retort.
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I had to clarify to my mother that AFAB and AMAB are not what she thought (and concurrently, what ACAB is). Through who knows what process, she thought AFAB was "Africans are bastards", a slur the Americans came up with, and that AMAB was "Americans are bastards", our retort.
I have used Firefox diligently since it released. Even during The Slow Years. And I know they're under permanent financial difficulty. But it breaks my heart to see "Ask an AI Chatbot" in my context menu. At least there's an option in the menu to "Remove AI Chatbot".
November 12, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I have used Firefox diligently since it released. Even during The Slow Years. And I know they're under permanent financial difficulty. But it breaks my heart to see "Ask an AI Chatbot" in my context menu. At least there's an option in the menu to "Remove AI Chatbot".
fucking AI/futurist bloggers
"Now, we shouldn't draw any conclusions from this one data point, but...!"
proceeds to draw all the conclusions and more
"Now, we shouldn't draw any conclusions from this one data point, but...!"
proceeds to draw all the conclusions and more
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
fucking AI/futurist bloggers
"Now, we shouldn't draw any conclusions from this one data point, but...!"
proceeds to draw all the conclusions and more
"Now, we shouldn't draw any conclusions from this one data point, but...!"
proceeds to draw all the conclusions and more
You've got limited time on this planet. Stop taking out your pain and insecurities on other people.
November 11, 2025 at 8:35 AM
You've got limited time on this planet. Stop taking out your pain and insecurities on other people.
I think about "Zima Blue" a lot. The short story, though the adaptation was solid. But the short story is so good. I feel like that little robot often.
November 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I think about "Zima Blue" a lot. The short story, though the adaptation was solid. But the short story is so good. I feel like that little robot often.
Reposted by Zaggy Norse
Ferrets are like if cursive was alive and had adhd
November 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Ferrets are like if cursive was alive and had adhd
Reposted by Zaggy Norse
Commission for @calamitycolt.bsky.social !
November 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Commission for @calamitycolt.bsky.social !
Plur1bus episode 1: I'm in, Vince, let's ride.
November 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Plur1bus episode 1: I'm in, Vince, let's ride.
Stop hoarding all the queefs
November 7, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Stop hoarding all the queefs
Lately the only thing horse dad wants is sons, pups and brats to press down under his domineering hoof and command to serve his needs.
Most don't have what it takes. Do you?
Most don't have what it takes. Do you?
November 7, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Lately the only thing horse dad wants is sons, pups and brats to press down under his domineering hoof and command to serve his needs.
Most don't have what it takes. Do you?
Most don't have what it takes. Do you?
Reposted by Zaggy Norse
Python's fucking shitty async is going to be the thing that kills me. The doctors will say prostate cancer but just know it was my fury at asyncio that caused it.
November 6, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Python's fucking shitty async is going to be the thing that kills me. The doctors will say prostate cancer but just know it was my fury at asyncio that caused it.
Pup painting is my favourite hobby.
Art by OrcFun, with Storm.
Art by OrcFun, with Storm.
November 6, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Pup painting is my favourite hobby.
Art by OrcFun, with Storm.
Art by OrcFun, with Storm.
When a new icon appears at the top of Discord it's like moving furniture and discovering the half-decomposed body of a rodent your cat dragged in a week before.
Except it's still alive, and won't die no matter how many times you hit it with a spade.
How the fuck did this shit replace Teamspeak.
Except it's still alive, and won't die no matter how many times you hit it with a spade.
How the fuck did this shit replace Teamspeak.
November 5, 2025 at 9:19 AM
When a new icon appears at the top of Discord it's like moving furniture and discovering the half-decomposed body of a rodent your cat dragged in a week before.
Except it's still alive, and won't die no matter how many times you hit it with a spade.
How the fuck did this shit replace Teamspeak.
Except it's still alive, and won't die no matter how many times you hit it with a spade.
How the fuck did this shit replace Teamspeak.
You have piqued my incesterest. Continue.
November 5, 2025 at 5:58 AM
You have piqued my incesterest. Continue.
Techbros wanting respect for an idea that's literally "we're going to digest all of human knowledge, including the bullshit parts, and it shall somehow be SMARTER THAN US ALL"
Bayesian statistics would like a fucking word with you
Bayesian statistics would like a fucking word with you
November 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Techbros wanting respect for an idea that's literally "we're going to digest all of human knowledge, including the bullshit parts, and it shall somehow be SMARTER THAN US ALL"
Bayesian statistics would like a fucking word with you
Bayesian statistics would like a fucking word with you
It's alright to be glad when some people die. Death isn't any kind of punishment, but it does clear the board to make space for better people. Non-mass-murdering people, say.
November 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
It's alright to be glad when some people die. Death isn't any kind of punishment, but it does clear the board to make space for better people. Non-mass-murdering people, say.
Reposted by Zaggy Norse
Would you look at that...it's deer season
November 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Would you look at that...it's deer season