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Kinky gay horse dad | Forties | Horny on mane | Top 1% OnlyFlares

🇿🇦 Professional programmer, casual pornsmith. Writing filth and monads so you don't have to. Author, designer and git blame-r of VN "Lord of the Manor".

https://linktr.ee/zaggynorse
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I'm Zaggy Norse, alleged horse. I write porn and dick around for fun and pleasure.

If you like furry horse art → this account's full of it.

If you're interested in my NSFW writing → here's some recommendations:

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Wake Up Dead Man was exactly the pitch perfect film I needed right now.
December 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Some elves get all the dick, huh.
December 25, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Reposted by Zaggy Norse
Something for the lewd crowd, since my horny levels have begun to peak.
December 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
My year has wrapped up with a major cyberattack. I was already fully exhausted after months of pushing to get projects done. This has not helped. Genuinely flirted with breakdown a couple times the last few days. Rest of the year is a write-off for sure. I don't know when I'll get time to recover.
December 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
If you go out in the woods tonight...
Long overdue commision for Zaggy_Norse
December 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This year marks 100 years since the discovery of the uncertainty principle, and the world has never been more uncertain.

GREAT FUCKING JOB, SCIENCE HIPPIES
December 12, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Last working day of the year. It's been a real rough couple months, meds aren't hitting like they should and the swings are killing me. Here's hoping 3 weeks off helps.
December 12, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I'm now taking commissions for the 2027-2030 calendar years. 750 slots only.
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 PM
There should be a genre called mythpunk. I don't know what it would be but it sounds cool.
December 9, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Four working days left and walking that exhaustion tightrope like a drunk Swede.
December 9, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Reposted by Zaggy Norse
I was just looking through my gallery and I found even more nude hiking pics!

Yay!
#nsfwbsky #nsfwtrans
December 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I am once again so grateful that our year ends in warmth, sun, unlimited outdoor possibilities and endless floral glory. It makes unwinding after a long work year so much easier.
December 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
here we fucking go again
December 5, 2025 at 9:06 AM
When I am president I will make it a crime to be younger than 30.
December 5, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Just a horse not giving a shit.
December 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Hey guys sorry to interrupt your scrolling but I just wanted to extend a thanks to the sponsor of this skeet, Twink Horse Buttholes. I've been a fan of Twink Horse Buttholes for years so when they sent me their new Pre-Glazed Twink Horse Butthole, I just couldn't say no. So worth, get yours today.
December 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I was gifted a container of cookies called "Almond Nozzles" and uh

that's a name.
December 3, 2025 at 11:47 AM
This is your annual reminder that if you haven't see Garth Marenghi's "Darkplace", you are literally missing a piece of your soul and don't even know it. It's all on Youtube, go and watch it immediately.
December 2, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Add a ninth of a fluid ounce of water and roll the dough out to one-twenty-fourth inch thickness. Bake for a seventieth of a fathom and then broil for five drops of the Syracusean water clock (ORIGINAL not REVISED or it will burn).
December 1, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I have identified the most reliable way to know if my current dose of meds is correct.

Correct dose: I can play Satisfactory and understand what is happening.

Wrong dose: it's a meaningless mess and I give up in minutes.

I expect the DSM will be updated soon to add this novel diagnostic approach.
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Why does anyone ever eat turkey when gammon exists.
November 29, 2025 at 7:44 AM
My pants are 75% off for Black Friday.
November 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Zaggy Norse: International Sex Horse of Mystery
November 28, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I baited the mousetrap with a twink and heard it go off about 3am. Found this the next morning. What an idiot.

Anyway, it's $5 a fuck, sign-up form is on the wall.

Art by @mcfan.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 6:29 AM
here's the thing tho
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM