Zaggy Norse
@onlyflares.com
Kinky gay horse dad | Forties | Horny on mane | Top 1% OnlyFlares
🇿🇦 Professional programmer, casual pornsmith. Writing filth and monads so you don't have to. Author, designer and git blame-r of VN "Lord of the Manor".
https://linktr.ee/zaggynorse
🇿🇦 Professional programmer, casual pornsmith. Writing filth and monads so you don't have to. Author, designer and git blame-r of VN "Lord of the Manor".
https://linktr.ee/zaggynorse
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Zaggy Norse
@onlyflares.com
· Oct 12
I'm Zaggy Norse, alleged horse. I write porn and dick around for fun and pleasure.
If you like furry horse art → this account's full of it.
If you're interested in my NSFW writing → here's some recommendations:
www.sofurry.com/view/2098781
www.sofurry.com/view/1494249
www.sofurry.com/view/1663173
If you like furry horse art → this account's full of it.
If you're interested in my NSFW writing → here's some recommendations:
www.sofurry.com/view/2098781
www.sofurry.com/view/1494249
www.sofurry.com/view/1663173
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I was just looking through my gallery and I found even more nude hiking pics!
Yay!
#nsfwbsky #nsfwtrans
Yay!
#nsfwbsky #nsfwtrans
December 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I was just looking through my gallery and I found even more nude hiking pics!
Yay!
#nsfwbsky #nsfwtrans
Yay!
#nsfwbsky #nsfwtrans
I am once again so grateful that our year ends in warmth, sun, unlimited outdoor possibilities and endless floral glory. It makes unwinding after a long work year so much easier.
December 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I am once again so grateful that our year ends in warmth, sun, unlimited outdoor possibilities and endless floral glory. It makes unwinding after a long work year so much easier.
here we fucking go again
December 5, 2025 at 9:06 AM
here we fucking go again
When I am president I will make it a crime to be younger than 30.
December 5, 2025 at 6:16 AM
When I am president I will make it a crime to be younger than 30.
Just a horse not giving a shit.
December 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Just a horse not giving a shit.
Hey guys sorry to interrupt your scrolling but I just wanted to extend a thanks to the sponsor of this skeet, Twink Horse Buttholes. I've been a fan of Twink Horse Buttholes for years so when they sent me their new Pre-Glazed Twink Horse Butthole, I just couldn't say no. So worth, get yours today.
December 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Hey guys sorry to interrupt your scrolling but I just wanted to extend a thanks to the sponsor of this skeet, Twink Horse Buttholes. I've been a fan of Twink Horse Buttholes for years so when they sent me their new Pre-Glazed Twink Horse Butthole, I just couldn't say no. So worth, get yours today.
I was gifted a container of cookies called "Almond Nozzles" and uh
that's a name.
that's a name.
December 3, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I was gifted a container of cookies called "Almond Nozzles" and uh
that's a name.
that's a name.
This is your annual reminder that if you haven't see Garth Marenghi's "Darkplace", you are literally missing a piece of your soul and don't even know it. It's all on Youtube, go and watch it immediately.
December 2, 2025 at 6:48 AM
This is your annual reminder that if you haven't see Garth Marenghi's "Darkplace", you are literally missing a piece of your soul and don't even know it. It's all on Youtube, go and watch it immediately.
Add a ninth of a fluid ounce of water and roll the dough out to one-twenty-fourth inch thickness. Bake for a seventieth of a fathom and then broil for five drops of the Syracusean water clock (ORIGINAL not REVISED or it will burn).
December 1, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Add a ninth of a fluid ounce of water and roll the dough out to one-twenty-fourth inch thickness. Bake for a seventieth of a fathom and then broil for five drops of the Syracusean water clock (ORIGINAL not REVISED or it will burn).
I have identified the most reliable way to know if my current dose of meds is correct.
Correct dose: I can play Satisfactory and understand what is happening.
Wrong dose: it's a meaningless mess and I give up in minutes.
I expect the DSM will be updated soon to add this novel diagnostic approach.
Correct dose: I can play Satisfactory and understand what is happening.
Wrong dose: it's a meaningless mess and I give up in minutes.
I expect the DSM will be updated soon to add this novel diagnostic approach.
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I have identified the most reliable way to know if my current dose of meds is correct.
Correct dose: I can play Satisfactory and understand what is happening.
Wrong dose: it's a meaningless mess and I give up in minutes.
I expect the DSM will be updated soon to add this novel diagnostic approach.
Correct dose: I can play Satisfactory and understand what is happening.
Wrong dose: it's a meaningless mess and I give up in minutes.
I expect the DSM will be updated soon to add this novel diagnostic approach.
Why does anyone ever eat turkey when gammon exists.
November 29, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Why does anyone ever eat turkey when gammon exists.
My pants are 75% off for Black Friday.
November 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
My pants are 75% off for Black Friday.
Zaggy Norse: International Sex Horse of Mystery
November 28, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Zaggy Norse: International Sex Horse of Mystery
I baited the mousetrap with a twink and heard it go off about 3am. Found this the next morning. What an idiot.
Anyway, it's $5 a fuck, sign-up form is on the wall.
Art by @mcfan.bsky.social
Anyway, it's $5 a fuck, sign-up form is on the wall.
Art by @mcfan.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I baited the mousetrap with a twink and heard it go off about 3am. Found this the next morning. What an idiot.
Anyway, it's $5 a fuck, sign-up form is on the wall.
Art by @mcfan.bsky.social
Anyway, it's $5 a fuck, sign-up form is on the wall.
Art by @mcfan.bsky.social
Literally couldn't give a shit if you're six feet tall. Oh, over six foot? I'll increment the eh-ometer.
Five foot two? LESS? Look how fucking hard I am.
Five foot two? LESS? Look how fucking hard I am.
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Literally couldn't give a shit if you're six feet tall. Oh, over six foot? I'll increment the eh-ometer.
Five foot two? LESS? Look how fucking hard I am.
Five foot two? LESS? Look how fucking hard I am.
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I don’t have turkey breast. Panther breast will have to suffice.
Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I don’t have turkey breast. Panther breast will have to suffice.
Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving
I did the mocap for the horse sex scene in Zootopia 2 and I'd just like to thank Disney for the opportunity and for access to the secret smut vault to learn from all the Maximus porn in there.
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I did the mocap for the horse sex scene in Zootopia 2 and I'd just like to thank Disney for the opportunity and for access to the secret smut vault to learn from all the Maximus porn in there.
I just went to see if the new Bulwer-Lytton contest awards were up and was gutted to see that it's come to an end after like 42 years. The archives remain up, at least. So if you've been waiting for the show to end before catching up, now's the time.
www.bulwer-lytton.com
www.bulwer-lytton.com
Home | The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
A whimsical literary competition for the worst possible opening sentences to novels never written.
www.bulwer-lytton.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I just went to see if the new Bulwer-Lytton contest awards were up and was gutted to see that it's come to an end after like 42 years. The archives remain up, at least. So if you've been waiting for the show to end before catching up, now's the time.
www.bulwer-lytton.com
www.bulwer-lytton.com
His hands danced across her generous bosom like two stick insects with neurological damage.
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
His hands danced across her generous bosom like two stick insects with neurological damage.
There's a new litchi Tropika flavour and it looks exactly like cum.
Tastes better tho.
Tastes better tho.
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
There's a new litchi Tropika flavour and it looks exactly like cum.
Tastes better tho.
Tastes better tho.
The thing about me is, I don't have the part of the brain that detects greenscreens.
November 24, 2025 at 6:15 AM
The thing about me is, I don't have the part of the brain that detects greenscreens.
"Come Dine With Me" is Drag Race for straight people.
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"Come Dine With Me" is Drag Race for straight people.
Joe Abercrombie's characters are so fucking good. I just breathed in the entire second Age of Madness novel in like a day and I'm buzzing. I thought the Bloody Nine was peak but I think I genuinely want to have Caul Shivers' (terrifying) babies.
November 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Joe Abercrombie's characters are so fucking good. I just breathed in the entire second Age of Madness novel in like a day and I'm buzzing. I thought the Bloody Nine was peak but I think I genuinely want to have Caul Shivers' (terrifying) babies.