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you know you hate your parents when you call them by their first name
January 31, 2025 at 3:20 PM
day 1 trading tcg pocket and i’ve already made 3 trades lmao
January 31, 2025 at 12:08 AM
god i wish that were me
January 31, 2025 at 12:07 AM
putting the whole newsletter team onto the new bad bunny album
January 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
the biggest thing i changed in getting my blood sugar down was actually allowing myself to eat sweets occasionally and get this - eat more food, more regularly. please don’t starve yourself, you are literally making it worse
i cover this more in depth in A Physical Education, but intense sugar cravings can actually be a sign of low grade malnutrition/too much restriction for too long. a "health spa" where you eat barely anything would just make it worse; ironically it'd help to eat more www.nytimes.com/2025/01/25/m...
How My Trip to Quit Sugar Quickly Became a Journey Into Hell (Gift Article)
For my whole life, I’ve been a hard-core sweets junkie. Could a spa help me quit in a week?
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
i distinctly remember like a year ago i had some beyoncé songs stuck in my head and i literally couldn’t sleep bc of it
January 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
shout out to my two real friends
January 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
i have so much anger in my heart (normal)
January 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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We Asked A Bunch of Coked Up Rich Kids What They Think About Politics. Their Answer Might Surprise You
January 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
i’m honestly not sure how much more i can take of this [life]
January 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
what do you think the psychological effects of removing youtube shorts off my phone and replacing it with hour long dan hentschel car videos
January 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
just me and my cat watching camping with steve videos pretending other people don’t exist
January 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Artist Profile: Bad Bunny
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January 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
thinking about the time my old coworker with a gf tried to kiss me, and after i rejected her, then flipped it around and insinuated i was racist for not being interested and removed me from their linkedin. lol. lmao
January 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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hello everyone who has followed me here bc of our tweet about trying to leave twitter. i would like to take this opportunity to say that challengers not being nominated for best original score is the most egregious snub in oscars history
January 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
up since 4am to take the train to nyc on like no sleep and ibs in full. i feel like i’m right back at 23 again
January 22, 2025 at 10:28 AM
lots of things making my brain short circuit rn but getting windows and apple shortcuts confused might actually kill me
January 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
i don’t think straight people understand the dread of watching a gay film and knowing it will almost certainly end in some kind of devastating tragedy
January 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
having the shits while you’re entertaining a friend is why ibs is a disability
January 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
not me crying in the car about the new bad bunny album
January 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
was called “boss” by a random man at the peruvian chicken spot today. ig i got swag
i know my previous lays respect me as i am now because somebody i slept with 10 years ago just called me “boss”
January 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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I Fucked My Way Into This Mess, And I'll Fuck My Way Out
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January 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
just heard a post i was gonna write is “a bit much”. never posting again
January 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
i literally wanna kms im so fucking stupid
January 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
i’m glad the internet is giving everyone brain damage bc it gives me an advantage as someone who was born this way
January 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM