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November 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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this is the play in which sheldon rankins conjured a scorigami out of absolutely nothing. 30-29 had happened plenty of times and so had 37-29. scorigami only happened because the refs didn't make them stick around for the extra point
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
this is the play in which sheldon rankins conjured a scorigami out of absolutely nothing. 30-29 had happened plenty of times and so had 37-29. scorigami only happened because the refs didn't make them stick around for the extra point
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“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
September 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
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THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 1. | Secret Base
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game 7 is the least important game of the world series because the season’s over at the end of the season either way. they only play it so that someone can feel like they won
November 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
game 7 is the least important game of the world series because the season’s over at the end of the season either way. they only play it so that someone can feel like they won
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i would love to play center field when a no-doubt 430-foot home run is hit and run into the outfield wall at a dead sprint. as the camera cinematically pans up to follow the ball you briefly see me in the corner of the screen absolutely eating shit
November 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
i would love to play center field when a no-doubt 430-foot home run is hit and run into the outfield wall at a dead sprint. as the camera cinematically pans up to follow the ball you briefly see me in the corner of the screen absolutely eating shit
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q: why did the outfielders raise their arms during this play?
a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons
a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons
November 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
q: why did the outfielders raise their arms during this play?
a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons
a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons
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Okay I think we can start having random past players join the game with wrestling entrances
October 28, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Okay I think we can start having random past players join the game with wrestling entrances
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oh no, the fox broadcast is zooming in on normal food in the stadium somewhere while the broadcasters say "that looks good to eat." they're developing Regular Season Madness
October 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
oh no, the fox broadcast is zooming in on normal food in the stadium somewhere while the broadcasters say "that looks good to eat." they're developing Regular Season Madness
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the last six weeks or so of m's baseball has been some of the most fun baseball i've seen in my life
October 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
the last six weeks or so of m's baseball has been some of the most fun baseball i've seen in my life
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October 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
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Welcome to Dorktown
Mayor, Shohei Ohtani
Mayor, Shohei Ohtani
October 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Welcome to Dorktown
Mayor, Shohei Ohtani
Mayor, Shohei Ohtani
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shohei's 10 strikeouts and moonshot home run distances were really just for style points. short of pitching a complete game he completely maxed out all channels through which he could deliver objective value, so he poured his leftover brilliance into knocking out side quests. it seems impossible
October 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
shohei's 10 strikeouts and moonshot home run distances were really just for style points. short of pitching a complete game he completely maxed out all channels through which he could deliver objective value, so he poured his leftover brilliance into knocking out side quests. it seems impossible
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after spending all year behind the paywall, part 1 of my documentary series FOOL TIME is now unlocked and free to watch for everybody: www.patreon.com/posts/fool-t...
FOOL TIME, Part 1 of 4 | Pretty Good | Secret Base
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October 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
after spending all year behind the paywall, part 1 of my documentary series FOOL TIME is now unlocked and free to watch for everybody: www.patreon.com/posts/fool-t...
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40-40 is the second-highest-scoring tie game in nfl history, and the very highest of the super bowl era
September 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
40-40 is the second-highest-scoring tie game in nfl history, and the very highest of the super bowl era
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40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody
September 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody
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tonight at 9 eastern we'll be live-streaming the special 88-minute series finale of SCORIGAMI, free to watch for everybody: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oMk...
THE FUTURE | SCORIGAMI, Part 4 of 4
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September 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
tonight at 9 eastern we'll be live-streaming the special 88-minute series finale of SCORIGAMI, free to watch for everybody: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oMk...