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The Amazing Spider-Man!(Parody!)
@onewebswingaway.bsky.social
The one and only Amazing Spider-Man! (The original!)

With great power comes great responsibility! But you all know the deal.

(Parody Account! Writer is over 18, MDNI!)
Hopefully she does, he's missed his favorite member of the Four!
She’s been away for some time, she’ll try to 𝘼𝙋𝙋𝙀𝘼𝙍 more often ~
August 31, 2025 at 4:27 AM
ooc. One day Ill drag myself to make a proper pinned for here.

Till then, I continue the bouncing in and out when I feel the urge. ^_^
August 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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𝙁𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙮 𝙞𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤--𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪.

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🫧 Independent portrayal of Sue Storm
🫧 Focuses on MCU | Comics | Rivals
🫧 Adult Theme
🫧 N/ SFW ( Lewd in DMs only)
🫧 Friendly Writer
🫧 No Minors
🫧 DMs open for plotting

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July 31, 2025 at 5:06 AM
A bottled lemonade and a cup of ice cream appears on the other side of her.

"Does it help if I brought a way to cool off?"
Pushes his face away before he can kiss her, giving a slight grump as she does.

“I’m too hot for touching or jokes.”
Pops over and kisses the back of her neck.

"I always said you were too hot to handle some days." He teased.
June 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Pops over and kisses the back of her neck.

"I always said you were too hot to handle some days." He teased.
June 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
She's been swamped lately. He hopes she's not overworking herself.
Slowly rolling her shoulders before cracking her neck.

It’s been a long week.
June 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Hes smiling in amusement.
Her face is filled with little marks of powder by tiny fingers. A prank pulled by her little ones.
May 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
That's pretty good progress! He'll bring over some books for helping them learn the alphabet and their smaller numbers later.
She lets them read some of the letters. They can recognize a handful and two numbers.
How nice of them! Gonna be master chefs when they grow up like their mother.
May 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
How nice of them! Gonna be master chefs when they grow up like their mother.
Maria is reading a cook book to her babies—because that is the book they chose for her to read to them.
May 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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|| I'm currently reading @fushinoshokuzai.bsky.social's novel for his OC and god damn it I have never been more upset that I have to sleep because the novel is such a banger
April 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
ooc. Devours all the donuts.
|| Everyone get a donut
April 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
"Well, between how much yesterday put you through the wringer and then I put you through some stress relieving exercise, I figured you could use the sleep. Did it help?"
There’s a faint chuckle.
“You let me sleep in late.”
Soft kiss to her neck. "Good afternoon." He's teasing.
March 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Soft kiss to her neck. "Good afternoon." He's teasing.
March 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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#EMERGENCYCOMMISSIONS!!!

I lowered my half body/thigh up commissions to 25US$. I really REALLY need the funds to be able to continue the rabies and tetanus shots.

SFW only please.

#artistsupport #art #commissionsopen #commsopen #artph

ko-fi.com/c/880f36d4c3
Shaded Half body/Thigh-Up
Commission available on Ko-fi.com
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March 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Putting a blanket on her shoulders.
Sleepy Maria noises.
March 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Oh. Well.

Gives a forehead kiss to both of them.
I can't really tell. But he doesn't seem to mind.
Daw, that's adorable.

Does she want forehead kisses to or...
February 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
ooc. Ya'll should see what she has to offer, shes fantastic at her work!
|| I just reopened my commissions. It's been a hurdle these past few months health-wise.
February 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Daw, that's adorable.

Does she want forehead kisses to or...
Nuzzles her faces on her cat’s head.

“Hmm! Hmm!”

Hisashi the cat is pushing his head up in return. He loves the affection.

Maria fills his little head with kisses.
February 10, 2025 at 5:48 AM
He's borrowing Pym Particles and going to shrink down and fight off her sickness man to bacteria.
Oh. Oh no.
She’s woken up with a sore throat.
Dammit.
February 4, 2025 at 5:14 AM
"What can I say, I have a positive effect like that.

Anything you want to talk about or just the regular work stuff?"

Working the stiffness out of those shoulders of hers.
There’s an almost instant smile at his hands on her.
“Better now, though.”
Slips behind her and starts massaging them for her.

"Tough day?"
January 31, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Slips behind her and starts massaging them for her.

"Tough day?"
Slowly rubs at her shoulders.
January 30, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ〈ᴘᴀᴛʜ ᴏꜰ ᴇᴍᴘᴛʏ ꜱᴋʏ〉ㅤㅤ
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ“ 𝙁𝙐𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘿 𝘽𝙔 𝘽𝙇𝙊𝙊𝘿. ”

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
December 19, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Probably? Maybe? Who can say?

Wow, two whole days of straight singing? That's wild. Time for some earmuffs?
The neighbors are loud… Have they slept yet? They’ve been singing since the 24th.
Its the day after Christmas.

Must be about the sales.
December 27, 2024 at 4:16 AM