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KY liberal 💙 BBN. Humble servant to a loud ass 19 yr old cat, 1 recently domesticated punk, & a bunch of feral assholes.
This is not what I expected from UK this season. 😮‍💨 C'mon CATS, get it together
November 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Louisville's chili cook-off today was the most mediocre white event I've seen in a while. Only one had any spices in it, and that one was delicious. The rest were so very sad.
I mean, cinnamon and pumpkin in chili! What are we doing here people? 😐
October 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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October 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Just scored 2 Jason Isbell tickets in my own town! I don't even have to go to some god-awful place like Nashville. I'm fucking ecstatic!!
September 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I know I've sounded crazy when I've advocated for this in recent years, BUT until the left starts having guns in holsters on our side we can't stop this shit. I'm not saying shoot anyone, I'm just saying learn to use and carry on the reg. Southern progressives have things to teach y'all
September 19, 2025 at 4:52 AM
If anyone is going to be near Bowling Green on a night that tickets for the Pauline Tabor XXX tour are available, please treat yourself to that. Even if you haven't read the book about this fine brothel, you'll love it. They even serve an oatmeal cookie drink at the end 💀💀💀
September 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Happy Caturday! Let's go get this dub and kick off the season right 🔵⚪️
August 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
My buddy just told me that he'd never heard of Jonestown and didn't know until now that "drink the kool-aid" had a real historic origin. I told him that his lack of knowledge is precisely why he's a trump voter
August 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The fact that I even tolerate Bily Joel being near my ears lets me know that I'm chilling out with age.

Having all these sweet babies in my life lets me know that's such old ppl shit that they don't know who he is.

I don't know if that's the saddest shit or the best thing for them 😵‍💫
August 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
My dude just said that Jason Momoa should star in a Mr. Mom remake. 20 fucking years and I just now learn that this man is a low key genius with an eye for talent 🫡
August 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I've just gotten back another TNR kitty I recently trapped, and I'll be damned if this one ain't as sweet as the one that won his way into my house, now his kingdom, a few months ago. I'm measuring her to prove to my mom that she's the perfect size for her house 🤣🥰😻
August 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
After several storms that didn't get enough funding for the trash companies to actually pick up the debris, we started hauling shit out to my cousin's house in the country. This is how we decided to set it ablaze last weekend 🤣
July 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
If I were to set fire to my whole neighborhood or poison all the cave streams under Bowling Green in an effort to kill these morning glory vines, surely I'd get a light sentence, right? Get the damn cuffs 🤬
July 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I bought some of those @cornbreadhemp.bsky.social seltzers to test before my vacay w the baptist in-laws and for the first time in 15+ yrs a thc product did not hurt my mangled spine!! Finally, something to help deal with mental and physical pain without 💊 or getting too trashed to function 🤗🥲
a man wearing glasses and a blue vest is saying i can do this , i can do this , right ?
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a blue vest is saying i can do this , i can do this , right ?
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May 29, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I don't realize that it's Wednesday until I see miserable men in slacks come into the Mexican restaurant. Y'all know church is optional, right? Adults can say no
May 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Went to my 25th reunion last night, and it was... amazing! NGL I love being the people everyone looks down at because we are so fucking fun!
April 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
My cousin walked into the family poker game and announced that he's a dumbass for voting Trump, we were all right & then he gave an honest apology. He's just one of those people that got swept up, but now he sees the light. Bless it
April 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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This part
April 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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And we're all supposed to keep doing things??
April 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Walter Clayton Jr is so fucking good
April 8, 2025 at 3:30 AM
That was the worst end of a game I've ever seen. I wanted that for Coach Sampson so bad. At least UK beat perv Golden's team this year.
April 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Damn, I love Kelvin Sampson
April 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Officially over a foot of rain here in Bowling Green, and it's still coming down. The caves are the only thing keeping us from floating away. Stay safe, everyone
April 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Talks to mom for 4 hours while drinking... 🧠💬 Oh fuck, did I say something she can throw in my face for the next few years? 😬 what a buzzkill
April 4, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Ohh "America First" was a hit list
April 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM