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@onedumbjoke.bsky.social
nooo I hate figuring out new social media
(agentsapphire on the-site-formerly-known-as-twitter)
(agentsapphire on the-site-formerly-known-as-twitter)
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Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
someone on my block (not even in my apartment building, or the building across the way's courtyard, just... some other building on this block I guess) is playing their music so loud I can hear every word no matter which room I'm in and I'm losing my mind
October 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
someone on my block (not even in my apartment building, or the building across the way's courtyard, just... some other building on this block I guess) is playing their music so loud I can hear every word no matter which room I'm in and I'm losing my mind
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you know you don’t have to call HR 1 the “big beautiful bill” right? you know that by doing so you’re carrying water for fascists, right, even though you’re trying to be ironic or w/e you’re doing the fascists a real solid? Just checking.
July 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
you know you don’t have to call HR 1 the “big beautiful bill” right? you know that by doing so you’re carrying water for fascists, right, even though you’re trying to be ironic or w/e you’re doing the fascists a real solid? Just checking.
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This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.
June 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.
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Andrew Cuomo gets publicly humiliated. Bill Clinton learns his endorsement is worth less than dogshit. What a great time to be a hater. A golden age.
June 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Andrew Cuomo gets publicly humiliated. Bill Clinton learns his endorsement is worth less than dogshit. What a great time to be a hater. A golden age.
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TIME FOR THE VERY RARE ACTIVITY: JOYSCROLLING
June 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
TIME FOR THE VERY RARE ACTIVITY: JOYSCROLLING
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Conservative scorning, poster's warning.
Conservative fight, poster's delight.
Conservative fight, poster's delight.
June 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Conservative scorning, poster's warning.
Conservative fight, poster's delight.
Conservative fight, poster's delight.
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The Celestial Emperor is dead - can you claim the throne? Rule the galaxy or die trying in this followup to Long Live The Queen, now funding on kickstarter!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/han...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/han...
Galaxy Princess Zorana : Long Live The Queen IN SPACE
As the evil emperor's daughter, try to claim the throne without getting stabbed in the back in this raising sim / visual novel.
www.kickstarter.com
May 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The Celestial Emperor is dead - can you claim the throne? Rule the galaxy or die trying in this followup to Long Live The Queen, now funding on kickstarter!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/han...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/han...
got catcalled twice on the way to the doctor's office 🔪🔪🔪
April 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
got catcalled twice on the way to the doctor's office 🔪🔪🔪
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The discourse around tariffs has been “things will get more expensive” but I am here to tell you that I am knee deep in reporting on this subject and I strongly suspect that if super high tariffs endure, it will shift to *certain items cease to be available at any price*
April 8, 2025 at 11:46 AM
The discourse around tariffs has been “things will get more expensive” but I am here to tell you that I am knee deep in reporting on this subject and I strongly suspect that if super high tariffs endure, it will shift to *certain items cease to be available at any price*
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oh there is so much stuff that will simply go away if the tariffs are not called off, and American jobs that will go away with them. import/export is a thriving economy responsible for huge employment numbers, numbers which represent real people working for their paychecks.
this is absolutely true and we are not prepared for it
the boardgame industry is capital-f Fucked, as one example - there simply are not any alternative manufacturers many folks can shift to in order to stop going under
and that sort of thing doesn't come back easily even if the tariffs go down
the boardgame industry is capital-f Fucked, as one example - there simply are not any alternative manufacturers many folks can shift to in order to stop going under
and that sort of thing doesn't come back easily even if the tariffs go down
The discourse around tariffs has been “things will get more expensive” but I am here to tell you that I am knee deep in reporting on this subject and I strongly suspect that if super high tariffs endure, it will shift to *certain items cease to be available at any price*
April 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
oh there is so much stuff that will simply go away if the tariffs are not called off, and American jobs that will go away with them. import/export is a thriving economy responsible for huge employment numbers, numbers which represent real people working for their paychecks.
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Hello fellow New York City dwellers! I made a mayoral primary zine letting you know who to rank on your ballot, important dates, why ranked choice voting is good, and who NOT to rank. I posted a free download so you can print and assemble your own here: drive.google.com/drive/u/1/fo...
April 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Hello fellow New York City dwellers! I made a mayoral primary zine letting you know who to rank on your ballot, important dates, why ranked choice voting is good, and who NOT to rank. I posted a free download so you can print and assemble your own here: drive.google.com/drive/u/1/fo...
this dumb bitch........
New Yorkers, please call your state rep, state senator, and Kathy Hochul and tell them NO MASK BANS. This garbage proposal would kill people. We're on the verge of a measles epidemic and this terrible governor is pushing this? NO.
Find your reps here: reps.fyi
gothamist.com/news/gov-hoc...
Find your reps here: reps.fyi
gothamist.com/news/gov-hoc...
Gov. Hochul is pushing a last-minute mask ban in state budget talks
The governor has expressed support for restrictions in protest settings, while many protesters say they need to conceal their identities to avoid retribution.
gothamist.com
March 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
this dumb bitch........
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The coolest thing I’ve seen today is that a bunch of volunteer public health professionals and developers have restored the CDC website from before January 20th 2025.
This differs from an archive in that they want to rebuild the links between pages and replicate the full website.
This differs from an archive in that they want to rebuild the links between pages and replicate the full website.
Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
restoredcdc.org
March 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The coolest thing I’ve seen today is that a bunch of volunteer public health professionals and developers have restored the CDC website from before January 20th 2025.
This differs from an archive in that they want to rebuild the links between pages and replicate the full website.
This differs from an archive in that they want to rebuild the links between pages and replicate the full website.
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If you live in one of the following states, PLEASE contact your state AG and encourage them to drop out of this lawsuit and support Section 504 before February 25. If you live in any other state, please contact your state AG and encourage them to file documents in defense of Section 504!
February 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If you live in one of the following states, PLEASE contact your state AG and encourage them to drop out of this lawsuit and support Section 504 before February 25. If you live in any other state, please contact your state AG and encourage them to file documents in defense of Section 504!
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We've been struggling financially for the past year and events have hit the tipping point where we're going to have to move while not having the money to move. 1200 would give us wiggle room, but 800 would get us out constant advances with our bank at least.
#gofundme
gofund.me/f8e8e30d
#gofundme
gofund.me/f8e8e30d
Donate to Help Nathan's Family Overcome Financial Hardship, organized by Nathan Terrell
Hey, my name is Nathan.
The past two years have been hard. Two of … Nathan Terrell needs your support for Help Nathan's Family Overcome Financial Hardship
gofund.me
February 8, 2025 at 5:30 AM
We've been struggling financially for the past year and events have hit the tipping point where we're going to have to move while not having the money to move. 1200 would give us wiggle room, but 800 would get us out constant advances with our bank at least.
#gofundme
gofund.me/f8e8e30d
#gofundme
gofund.me/f8e8e30d
ngl I need a lot more pornographic fanart on my feed before I can actively use this website
December 5, 2024 at 9:50 PM
ngl I need a lot more pornographic fanart on my feed before I can actively use this website
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blue sky "We do things a little differently around here." - blue sky
Blue Sky "This is blue sky. Keep your fucking baby bullshit on fucking X or get Smoked like the rest of them."
Blue Sky "You can show your penis here. But you must never fuck"
Blue Sky "This is blue sky. Keep your fucking baby bullshit on fucking X or get Smoked like the rest of them."
Blue Sky "You can show your penis here. But you must never fuck"
October 18, 2024 at 6:45 PM
blue sky "We do things a little differently around here." - blue sky
Blue Sky "This is blue sky. Keep your fucking baby bullshit on fucking X or get Smoked like the rest of them."
Blue Sky "You can show your penis here. But you must never fuck"
Blue Sky "This is blue sky. Keep your fucking baby bullshit on fucking X or get Smoked like the rest of them."
Blue Sky "You can show your penis here. But you must never fuck"
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btw for everyone joining bsky today but worried about trying to find their friends from back on twitter: ✨ sky follower bridge ✨ is an extension on chrome and firefox that lets you sort through your following on twitter to see if any of them have associated bsky accounts
October 16, 2024 at 10:09 PM
btw for everyone joining bsky today but worried about trying to find their friends from back on twitter: ✨ sky follower bridge ✨ is an extension on chrome and firefox that lets you sort through your following on twitter to see if any of them have associated bsky accounts
really gotta remember this site exists
October 17, 2024 at 4:23 AM
really gotta remember this site exists
one of my neighbors is practicing piano and the song they've chosen to play poorly every single day is the national anthem I am losing my mind
October 22, 2023 at 9:00 PM
one of my neighbors is practicing piano and the song they've chosen to play poorly every single day is the national anthem I am losing my mind