Erich Schlieske
@onecoolcat.bsky.social
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70s—80s—90s Consultant
I’ll totally let you know if what you’re watching really happened— If they actually said that & how it really was!
* Not great w/ actor’s names or that thing they were in, you know, the guy with the hair and face like a walnut?
70s—80s—90s Consultant
I’ll totally let you know if what you’re watching really happened— If they actually said that & how it really was!
* Not great w/ actor’s names or that thing they were in, you know, the guy with the hair and face like a walnut?
Yes but where does the Pope stand on Chicago style pizza? Is that really pizza? (you can definitely stand in it)
May 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Yes but where does the Pope stand on Chicago style pizza? Is that really pizza? (you can definitely stand in it)
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Donald won the election, but at what cost?
February 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Donald won the election, but at what cost?
Photo brought to you in Smell-a-visioN 😬
SHOWN: If microwaving fish in the break room were a photo.
January 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Photo brought to you in Smell-a-visioN 😬
Connections
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Puzzle #591
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January 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Connections
Puzzle #591
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Game or mysterious and important job for Lumon?
Puzzle #591
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Game or mysterious and important job for Lumon?
This is the Mondayest Thursday I’ve known.
January 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
This is the Mondayest Thursday I’ve known.
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This is so spot-on it’s scary.
December 29, 2024 at 5:46 PM
This is so spot-on it’s scary.
New show pitch:
Boat Judge!
“Anchor in the court!”
“I’m out of shrimp? You’re out of shrimp! This whole buffet is…
Oh, look, they’re bringing more buckets.”
Boat Judge!
“Anchor in the court!”
“I’m out of shrimp? You’re out of shrimp! This whole buffet is…
Oh, look, they’re bringing more buckets.”
December 7, 2024 at 7:10 AM
New show pitch:
Boat Judge!
“Anchor in the court!”
“I’m out of shrimp? You’re out of shrimp! This whole buffet is…
Oh, look, they’re bringing more buckets.”
Boat Judge!
“Anchor in the court!”
“I’m out of shrimp? You’re out of shrimp! This whole buffet is…
Oh, look, they’re bringing more buckets.”
Mantra for the next four years:
“Not my circus, not my monkey.”
“Not my circus, not my monkey.”
December 6, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Mantra for the next four years:
“Not my circus, not my monkey.”
“Not my circus, not my monkey.”
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Reposted by Erich Schlieske
Realizing that I love Tom Waits for paying super strict attention to detail, especially train schedules.
November 29, 2024 at 9:08 AM
Realizing that I love Tom Waits for paying super strict attention to detail, especially train schedules.
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That other parallel universe where Kamala won must be feeling fucking awesome right about now…
November 27, 2024 at 5:32 PM
That other parallel universe where Kamala won must be feeling fucking awesome right about now…
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We're baaaaack on Bluesky! We heard the party is really getting started, so we want to celebrate with you by giving away an Annual Membership! Tag someone you want to watch and talk movies with to enter -- we'll pick a winner on Monday, December 2!
November 27, 2024 at 1:25 AM
We're baaaaack on Bluesky! We heard the party is really getting started, so we want to celebrate with you by giving away an Annual Membership! Tag someone you want to watch and talk movies with to enter -- we'll pick a winner on Monday, December 2!
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President Biden appointing 61 Black LIFETIME judges during his time in office is a serious flex.
He understood the damn assignment.
He understood the damn assignment.
November 27, 2024 at 12:36 AM
President Biden appointing 61 Black LIFETIME judges during his time in office is a serious flex.
He understood the damn assignment.
He understood the damn assignment.
Imagine all the money precious corporations could save if AI could be the CEO’s and run all day-to-day tasks…
But no. AI is too focused on every single creative job…
I wonder why…?
$$$$$$$$$$$$$
But no. AI is too focused on every single creative job…
I wonder why…?
$$$$$$$$$$$$$
November 26, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Imagine all the money precious corporations could save if AI could be the CEO’s and run all day-to-day tasks…
But no. AI is too focused on every single creative job…
I wonder why…?
$$$$$$$$$$$$$
But no. AI is too focused on every single creative job…
I wonder why…?
$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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To Realtor:
“Sturdy porch… Unkempt front yard, a few neighbors I can yell at, not too many! I’m not as young as I used to be! Just a nice place where I can seethe and become more crotchety—Something comfortably uncomfortable…”
“Sturdy porch… Unkempt front yard, a few neighbors I can yell at, not too many! I’m not as young as I used to be! Just a nice place where I can seethe and become more crotchety—Something comfortably uncomfortable…”
November 23, 2024 at 6:02 PM
To Realtor:
“Sturdy porch… Unkempt front yard, a few neighbors I can yell at, not too many! I’m not as young as I used to be! Just a nice place where I can seethe and become more crotchety—Something comfortably uncomfortable…”
“Sturdy porch… Unkempt front yard, a few neighbors I can yell at, not too many! I’m not as young as I used to be! Just a nice place where I can seethe and become more crotchety—Something comfortably uncomfortable…”
I will gladly live in a BlueskyBubble than watch the news legitimize fascism!
November 23, 2024 at 3:04 AM
I will gladly live in a BlueskyBubble than watch the news legitimize fascism!
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Thinking about becoming a Cave Art snob …
“Sorry but game doesn’t run like that! Those spears look fake and give me a break, leave your sunny disposition out on the prairie! This is an Art Cave! Stop wasting my wampum!”
“Sorry but game doesn’t run like that! Those spears look fake and give me a break, leave your sunny disposition out on the prairie! This is an Art Cave! Stop wasting my wampum!”
November 22, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Thinking about becoming a Cave Art snob …
“Sorry but game doesn’t run like that! Those spears look fake and give me a break, leave your sunny disposition out on the prairie! This is an Art Cave! Stop wasting my wampum!”
“Sorry but game doesn’t run like that! Those spears look fake and give me a break, leave your sunny disposition out on the prairie! This is an Art Cave! Stop wasting my wampum!”
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November 20, 2024 at 6:57 PM
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Just flew in from X and boy are my arms actual human arms and not guns!
(( and in conclusion, my arms are indeed tired ))
(( and in conclusion, my arms are indeed tired ))
November 20, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Just flew in from X and boy are my arms actual human arms and not guns!
(( and in conclusion, my arms are indeed tired ))
(( and in conclusion, my arms are indeed tired ))