Life is feeling very saccharine so I am taking applications for a bitchy friend to provide balance

Where is jamal I miss my twitter mutuals

Got an invite to come over for sex from a beautiful woman but instead I am romancepilled and playing minecraft at home, waiting for the woman i’ve gone on 3 (three) dates with to get home from her trip.

Life is actually good irl can I get a hell yea

A lion does not concern himself with reducing his screen time

Maybe this can be my internet diary because I’m actually hopefully anonymous here and I can whinge without my stupid nice friends worrying

Considering a return to the internet

this thing on