Omega nine
omeganine.bsky.social
Omega nine
@omeganine.bsky.social
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I’ve been training all my life for this presidency
March 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Ok that’s just funny
March 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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If the tariffs pull back tomorrow. #comic
March 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Intrusive thought: if I ever have to shoot someone and I don’t want anyone to know I would go to a shooting range right after so I had a reason to have fun powder on my hands and cloths.
February 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
They say quitting smoking is as hard as starting flossing.
So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna
February 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
When I was 16 I got my girlfriend’s ICQ UIN wrong by one number. I spent the night talking to a girl from Canada that I thought was my Girlfriend. I’m 41 and we have been married for years now. Best mistake of my life.
February 22, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Dude made the best investment ever buying Trump. 275 mil is nothing to him. If I had a spare 10k I would buy some space x stock right now, it’s going to go through the roof.
February 22, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I was so all in Elon when he was an engineer that made it big. Then, he started talking publicly. Wow
Seems legit....

We don't want to be a nation of underachieving Americans.
February 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Seems about right for the times.
January 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I am waiting for the executive order saying we can’t put nazi bad guys in games anymore
January 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Human Altitude xkcd.com/3039
January 18, 2025 at 6:12 AM
This has to be just be the announcement is a big nothing burger. We have no idea about the specs, the screen, the controllers the IO. I think people were hoping for a feature announcement.

www.aljazeera.com/economy/2025...
Nintendo shares tumble as Switch 2 reveal disappoints fans
Japanese gaming company’s stock price falls as much as 7.2 percent as teaser for new console fails to impress.
www.aljazeera.com
January 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I really wish I could get a tag on people I added from a list. I don’t know who is from Frogpants and who is just a random nerd I follow at this point.
January 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
This picture is buffering for me.
American teens are flocking to a new video app
January 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I will never forget this day. I was a Canoe user back when everyone was on dial up. I have hard drives filled with music.
Gather round kids and let me tell you a story about a real technology ban...
January 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Not going to lie. The day I learned about this I kicked Mario and I am not ashamed
I wonder what the Nintendo Switch 2 cartridges taste like 🤔
January 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Man, this is the first time watching live TV in a couple years. It’s all reality TV and house wives of salt lake. I realize now just how much I live in a bubble. I’m happy watch Frogpants and Skillup at this point. I feel like I missed some brain rot.
January 1, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Me prepping my mom for Christmas dinner with the in-laws.
December 24, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Striking is so hot right now.
December 24, 2024 at 5:58 PM
PSA: don’t see the new Lion King in 2D. The story is abrupt, the songs are kinda strange (“bye bye”?) and seeing the cats talking seemed uncanny valley. All that being said the movie was beautiful. The sets are amazing and it looks like they rigged actual muscle under the skins. Was great in 3D
December 24, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Ok this guy needs a raise.
Love it when bookshops or libraries arrange their books appropriately...
December 24, 2024 at 4:54 AM
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Merry Xmas Eve EVE to those who celebrate. 🎅🎄☃️ 🎁❄️
December 23, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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The Christmas Tree in Space...
December 23, 2024 at 4:35 PM
It getting kinda creepy at this point.
I wrote about how Congress has turned into a senior center.

How many AOCs are never elected because 80-year-olds refuse to step down?

How many young lawmakers don’t acquire leadership roles — and miss out on years of experience — because seniority is prized above anything else?
Congress Has Become a Waiting Room for Heaven
Who says our senior leaders have to be senior citizens?
keithedwards.substack.com
December 23, 2024 at 3:45 PM
This has to smell like dirty diapers right?
If you want to smell of anus, and armpits:
December 8, 2024 at 2:33 AM