Just Jones
@olmofojones.bsky.social
Gardener/grower, do-gooder, dog lover, bullshitter. Coffee. Pinball! WA State SPO/SEA
You wanna know what kinda shenanigans I be getting into: there's a dog cookie jar on this bar and I been reverse pickpocketing this girl next to me by slipping Milk Bones into her bag - it's like 15 and counting in there 😆😆
The bag is *on her shoulder* lol
The bag is *on her shoulder* lol
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
You wanna know what kinda shenanigans I be getting into: there's a dog cookie jar on this bar and I been reverse pickpocketing this girl next to me by slipping Milk Bones into her bag - it's like 15 and counting in there 😆😆
The bag is *on her shoulder* lol
The bag is *on her shoulder* lol
Set my alarm for 4:45a on 13/31 and have been up before the mf ever since, even on weekends! Hence me being on here at 5:11 A tf M!!
Doesn’t matter where I am (read: VACATION), my body wakes me up around 5-6AM and I can’t stand it 🤣
November 9, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Set my alarm for 4:45a on 13/31 and have been up before the mf ever since, even on weekends! Hence me being on here at 5:11 A tf M!!
Oh, girl, sincerely: fuck you?!?
November 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Oh, girl, sincerely: fuck you?!?
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I HOPE YOU PEOPLE ARE HAPPY, THERE WILL BE NO MORE CHRISTMAS AND THE ONLY VIDEO GAME THAT WILL BE LEGAL IN NEW YORK WILL BE THE LION KING!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I HOPE YOU PEOPLE ARE HAPPY, THERE WILL BE NO MORE CHRISTMAS AND THE ONLY VIDEO GAME THAT WILL BE LEGAL IN NEW YORK WILL BE THE LION KING!!!!!
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The IRS is reportedly not offering its Direct File program next year. Here’s a look back at how TurboTax owner Intuit spent two decades fighting to prevent Americans from filing their taxes online for free:
(Published 2019)
(Published 2019)
Inside TurboTax’s 20-Year Fight to Stop Americans From Filing Their Taxes for Free
Using lobbying, the revolving door and “dark pattern” customer tricks, Intuit fended off the government’s attempts to make tax filing free and easy, and created its multi-billion-dollar franchise.
www.propublica.org
November 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The IRS is reportedly not offering its Direct File program next year. Here’s a look back at how TurboTax owner Intuit spent two decades fighting to prevent Americans from filing their taxes online for free:
(Published 2019)
(Published 2019)
Just saw a bunch of acorns on the ground and wished to God I could be a squirrel, is how tough things are in these streets, I guess. Got me mad at the squirrels for prospering and shit
November 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Just saw a bunch of acorns on the ground and wished to God I could be a squirrel, is how tough things are in these streets, I guess. Got me mad at the squirrels for prospering and shit
Finally!!
my new movie
I Love Boosters
starring
Keke Palmer, Demi Moore, Naomi Ackie, Taylour Paige, Lakeith Stanfield, Will Poulter, Eiza Gonzalez, and Poppy Liu
will be in theaters May 22nd (Memorial Day Weekend)
Distributed in the US by Neon
Distributed internationally by Focus/Universal.
I Love Boosters
starring
Keke Palmer, Demi Moore, Naomi Ackie, Taylour Paige, Lakeith Stanfield, Will Poulter, Eiza Gonzalez, and Poppy Liu
will be in theaters May 22nd (Memorial Day Weekend)
Distributed in the US by Neon
Distributed internationally by Focus/Universal.
November 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Finally!!
Finally back to my usual hours of 7-3 and it feels good as hell to be over halfway thru my day before noon. PLUS, my officemate went to Tues-Fri, so allll the white noise gone. Pssh, girl, how you gon need what you literally are? Bofum on my last nerve 😆😆
Here's to Happy Mondays!!
Here's to Happy Mondays!!
November 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Finally back to my usual hours of 7-3 and it feels good as hell to be over halfway thru my day before noon. PLUS, my officemate went to Tues-Fri, so allll the white noise gone. Pssh, girl, how you gon need what you literally are? Bofum on my last nerve 😆😆
Here's to Happy Mondays!!
Here's to Happy Mondays!!
Looking around at America, it's probs nbd if I open an umbrella inside, right? Whatever happens could almost be good, by comparison, right?
October 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Looking around at America, it's probs nbd if I open an umbrella inside, right? Whatever happens could almost be good, by comparison, right?
Also, you can just comment on Black ppl's names like that - it's all good, we know it's foreign and funny to you! - but you tell a white lady that you had a dog with her name (talmbout the Sadies, Olives, Baileys, Emilys and the like) and watch her get mad for no reason lol.
October 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Also, you can just comment on Black ppl's names like that - it's all good, we know it's foreign and funny to you! - but you tell a white lady that you had a dog with her name (talmbout the Sadies, Olives, Baileys, Emilys and the like) and watch her get mad for no reason lol.
Heeheee, just met a Black man named Toby and when I said "TOBYYYYY?!" the knowing "Or Kunta" sent meeeee 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love Black people. Like, y'all are really lucky to have us. Imagine how unfunny, too serious, unseasoned, and poorly dressed y'all would be without the Black Influence!
I love Black people. Like, y'all are really lucky to have us. Imagine how unfunny, too serious, unseasoned, and poorly dressed y'all would be without the Black Influence!
October 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Heeheee, just met a Black man named Toby and when I said "TOBYYYYY?!" the knowing "Or Kunta" sent meeeee 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love Black people. Like, y'all are really lucky to have us. Imagine how unfunny, too serious, unseasoned, and poorly dressed y'all would be without the Black Influence!
I love Black people. Like, y'all are really lucky to have us. Imagine how unfunny, too serious, unseasoned, and poorly dressed y'all would be without the Black Influence!
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The average age of U.S. homebuyers is now 56, up from 49 last year.
In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.
In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.
October 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The average age of U.S. homebuyers is now 56, up from 49 last year.
In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.
In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.
Dawn over the Okanogan Family Faire, Saturday 10/18. Peaceful Valley Coffee Camp sold out this on day, exceeding expectations!
October 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Dawn over the Okanogan Family Faire, Saturday 10/18. Peaceful Valley Coffee Camp sold out this on day, exceeding expectations!
But, holy shit, look at God's country. Look at nature healing after fire tore thru this heau just two years ago - see the blackened trunks sporting fresh needles?🥹🥹
Lord, let me persevere like the tamaracks!
*fun fact: tamarack are deciduous conifers which yellow and lose their needles in the fall
Lord, let me persevere like the tamaracks!
*fun fact: tamarack are deciduous conifers which yellow and lose their needles in the fall
October 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
But, holy shit, look at God's country. Look at nature healing after fire tore thru this heau just two years ago - see the blackened trunks sporting fresh needles?🥹🥹
Lord, let me persevere like the tamaracks!
*fun fact: tamarack are deciduous conifers which yellow and lose their needles in the fall
Lord, let me persevere like the tamaracks!
*fun fact: tamarack are deciduous conifers which yellow and lose their needles in the fall
I saw more Black people at the barter faire than ever before - more than 10, even! But what's funny is that only the sisters saw a sister, while the brothers saw a brother. It's almost like, to the male gaze, long hair and makeup do a sister make, but a female's gaze goes deeper than the surface. Hm
October 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I saw more Black people at the barter faire than ever before - more than 10, even! But what's funny is that only the sisters saw a sister, while the brothers saw a brother. It's almost like, to the male gaze, long hair and makeup do a sister make, but a female's gaze goes deeper than the surface. Hm
To whom it may concern:
If you wanna bring home a dog and you got other animals, account for that. Consider that. Reeeally, CRITICALLY think about that because nobody wants a mf'n dead cat in their damned office for ANY reason, least of all because you're a goddamn IDIOT.
Happy fucking Monday
If you wanna bring home a dog and you got other animals, account for that. Consider that. Reeeally, CRITICALLY think about that because nobody wants a mf'n dead cat in their damned office for ANY reason, least of all because you're a goddamn IDIOT.
Happy fucking Monday
October 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
To whom it may concern:
If you wanna bring home a dog and you got other animals, account for that. Consider that. Reeeally, CRITICALLY think about that because nobody wants a mf'n dead cat in their damned office for ANY reason, least of all because you're a goddamn IDIOT.
Happy fucking Monday
If you wanna bring home a dog and you got other animals, account for that. Consider that. Reeeally, CRITICALLY think about that because nobody wants a mf'n dead cat in their damned office for ANY reason, least of all because you're a goddamn IDIOT.
Happy fucking Monday
This AWS outage is like that 911 outage, inasmuch as we all realized it's fuck ass CenturyLink running the nation's emergency services number, lol
October 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
This AWS outage is like that 911 outage, inasmuch as we all realized it's fuck ass CenturyLink running the nation's emergency services number, lol
This is literally up year-round - on its 3rd! - but I put batteries in the crow this time of year, for obvious reasons
October 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
This is literally up year-round - on its 3rd! - but I put batteries in the crow this time of year, for obvious reasons
A very nice moment on my walk home every day. Excited to go back to my usual hours of 7-3 next month; I'll still catch the sunset on the #MonroeBridge, looking out over #PeacefulValley
October 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
A very nice moment on my walk home every day. Excited to go back to my usual hours of 7-3 next month; I'll still catch the sunset on the #MonroeBridge, looking out over #PeacefulValley
Don't forget the less fortunate this holiday season: for $5-$20, you could pay someone to distract mall security while *you* do the stealing!
a man with a mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man with a mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
October 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Don't forget the less fortunate this holiday season: for $5-$20, you could pay someone to distract mall security while *you* do the stealing!
SIR. TIDDIES on some MUSHROOMS?!? I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at graffiti. Man's just on camera busting this out like Picasso in his studio 🤣🤣
October 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
SIR. TIDDIES on some MUSHROOMS?!? I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at graffiti. Man's just on camera busting this out like Picasso in his studio 🤣🤣
Jfc, Spokane is so car-brained?! Just popped into Maddie's Corner Café (formerly Dolly's) and there are about 12-15 cars in the lot, with room for 6-10 more. Inside, one 4-top and two 2-tops dining. 3 employees.
There is more room for cars in the lot than there is for diners in the damned restaurant
There is more room for cars in the lot than there is for diners in the damned restaurant
October 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Jfc, Spokane is so car-brained?! Just popped into Maddie's Corner Café (formerly Dolly's) and there are about 12-15 cars in the lot, with room for 6-10 more. Inside, one 4-top and two 2-tops dining. 3 employees.
There is more room for cars in the lot than there is for diners in the damned restaurant
There is more room for cars in the lot than there is for diners in the damned restaurant
Hey, Spokies: I know two-wheeled commuting might be new to you so:
BABYY, nobody knows where that "ding" is coming from - you need to say "ON YOUR LEFT/RIGHT" if you coming up behind somebody! FUCK!
#Spokane #bikes #lime #WhyAreYallLikeThis #GrowUp
BABYY, nobody knows where that "ding" is coming from - you need to say "ON YOUR LEFT/RIGHT" if you coming up behind somebody! FUCK!
#Spokane #bikes #lime #WhyAreYallLikeThis #GrowUp
October 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Hey, Spokies: I know two-wheeled commuting might be new to you so:
BABYY, nobody knows where that "ding" is coming from - you need to say "ON YOUR LEFT/RIGHT" if you coming up behind somebody! FUCK!
#Spokane #bikes #lime #WhyAreYallLikeThis #GrowUp
BABYY, nobody knows where that "ding" is coming from - you need to say "ON YOUR LEFT/RIGHT" if you coming up behind somebody! FUCK!
#Spokane #bikes #lime #WhyAreYallLikeThis #GrowUp
This "Yo mama don't love you" assed lunch I made myself 😂😂
God, I'm so hungry. I went too hard coming off diluted ginger ale and veggie stock yesterday - threw in carbs and sugar all willy-nilly, then had a spicy noodle bowl?! My digestive system is firing back up like an antique diesel truck 😩😩😅
God, I'm so hungry. I went too hard coming off diluted ginger ale and veggie stock yesterday - threw in carbs and sugar all willy-nilly, then had a spicy noodle bowl?! My digestive system is firing back up like an antique diesel truck 😩😩😅
October 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
This "Yo mama don't love you" assed lunch I made myself 😂😂
God, I'm so hungry. I went too hard coming off diluted ginger ale and veggie stock yesterday - threw in carbs and sugar all willy-nilly, then had a spicy noodle bowl?! My digestive system is firing back up like an antique diesel truck 😩😩😅
God, I'm so hungry. I went too hard coming off diluted ginger ale and veggie stock yesterday - threw in carbs and sugar all willy-nilly, then had a spicy noodle bowl?! My digestive system is firing back up like an antique diesel truck 😩😩😅