Oliver Locke
@oliverlocke.bsky.social
Amateur musician and photographer who just so happens to be disabled. Very happily in a relationship with my beautiful girlfriend Artemi.
Why do mushrooms gotta taste like a vegetable that's trying to taste like a meat that's trying to taste like a vegetable?
June 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Why do mushrooms gotta taste like a vegetable that's trying to taste like a meat that's trying to taste like a vegetable?
If I go through any more character development, I'm becoming a supervillaim
March 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
If I go through any more character development, I'm becoming a supervillaim
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DOCTOR: I figured out what's wrong with you
ME: So what are you gonna' do to help me?
DOCTOR: lol nothing
ME:
ME: So what are you gonna' do to help me?
DOCTOR: lol nothing
ME:
March 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
DOCTOR: I figured out what's wrong with you
ME: So what are you gonna' do to help me?
DOCTOR: lol nothing
ME:
ME: So what are you gonna' do to help me?
DOCTOR: lol nothing
ME:
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Angst headcanon cause I like causing y’all pain
When Alastors mother arrived in heaven, she put up missing posters for him assuming he’d be in heaven
When Alastors mother arrived in heaven, she put up missing posters for him assuming he’d be in heaven
March 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Angst headcanon cause I like causing y’all pain
When Alastors mother arrived in heaven, she put up missing posters for him assuming he’d be in heaven
When Alastors mother arrived in heaven, she put up missing posters for him assuming he’d be in heaven
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Due to [gestures vaguely at my body], I'm evil now.
March 5, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Due to [gestures vaguely at my body], I'm evil now.
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I see some folks judging disabled people for using Amazon or gig apps like DoorDash or UberEats.
Please remember for many of us who are housebound, there’s no viable alternatives.
Some conditions may also neccesitate using certain services.
🧵 on MCAS & dietary restrictions /1
Please remember for many of us who are housebound, there’s no viable alternatives.
Some conditions may also neccesitate using certain services.
🧵 on MCAS & dietary restrictions /1
March 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I see some folks judging disabled people for using Amazon or gig apps like DoorDash or UberEats.
Please remember for many of us who are housebound, there’s no viable alternatives.
Some conditions may also neccesitate using certain services.
🧵 on MCAS & dietary restrictions /1
Please remember for many of us who are housebound, there’s no viable alternatives.
Some conditions may also neccesitate using certain services.
🧵 on MCAS & dietary restrictions /1
Fun fact: having a nervous system that's damaged beyond repair to the point of disabling you permanently is not very fun
March 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Fun fact: having a nervous system that's damaged beyond repair to the point of disabling you permanently is not very fun
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Gentle reminder that many disabled people can’t always shop local, especially if housebound. We’re dependent on delivery & sometimes left with big chains as only option.
If you can, help someone get what they need from a great local minority owned business!
Community will save us in the end.
If you can, help someone get what they need from a great local minority owned business!
Community will save us in the end.
February 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Gentle reminder that many disabled people can’t always shop local, especially if housebound. We’re dependent on delivery & sometimes left with big chains as only option.
If you can, help someone get what they need from a great local minority owned business!
Community will save us in the end.
If you can, help someone get what they need from a great local minority owned business!
Community will save us in the end.
Having gaming being your biggest hobby and having your disability progresssing to now causing slowly worsening hand function is a combination i would not recommend
March 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Having gaming being your biggest hobby and having your disability progresssing to now causing slowly worsening hand function is a combination i would not recommend
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*Confidently swaggers into the new day*
~The new day takes a bat to my knee caps
~The new day takes a bat to my knee caps
February 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
*Confidently swaggers into the new day*
~The new day takes a bat to my knee caps
~The new day takes a bat to my knee caps
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My health plan is just: "I guess this is gonna happen from now on"
February 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
My health plan is just: "I guess this is gonna happen from now on"
I'd accept a bit of medical malpractice if it meant treating my illness
February 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I'd accept a bit of medical malpractice if it meant treating my illness
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January 31, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Everyday, god puts me in yet another situation
January 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Everyday, god puts me in yet another situation
It just occurred to me how wonderful mobility aids are. Like without any, I'd be stuck at home, probably stuck in bed, unable to do anything. But thanks to devices, like my wheelchair, that's not the case. I can actually leave home and go out and do stuff. Especially cause I used to be housebound.
January 25, 2025 at 5:43 AM
It just occurred to me how wonderful mobility aids are. Like without any, I'd be stuck at home, probably stuck in bed, unable to do anything. But thanks to devices, like my wheelchair, that's not the case. I can actually leave home and go out and do stuff. Especially cause I used to be housebound.
"Vampires can't survive a stake through the heart"
Yeah, neither would I. You ain't special.
Yeah, neither would I. You ain't special.
January 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
"Vampires can't survive a stake through the heart"
Yeah, neither would I. You ain't special.
Yeah, neither would I. You ain't special.
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I'm a strong chronically ill woman, but like, totally against my will
January 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I'm a strong chronically ill woman, but like, totally against my will
Y'know life is hard but then sometimes there is a cat or a dog or a bunny or something, just a smol cute little floofer, and I remember why I keep trying
January 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Y'know life is hard but then sometimes there is a cat or a dog or a bunny or something, just a smol cute little floofer, and I remember why I keep trying
I am literally medically diagnosed as legally blind in one eye, so do I qualify as a cyclops?
January 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I am literally medically diagnosed as legally blind in one eye, so do I qualify as a cyclops?
Y'know I could probably grow a leaf or two if I tried hard enough
January 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Y'know I could probably grow a leaf or two if I tried hard enough
Well I finally got one of my Oticon hearing aids to work, the other one is still out of commission tho
January 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Well I finally got one of my Oticon hearing aids to work, the other one is still out of commission tho