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Olive Garden Mars
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When you're here, you're family. The first restaurant on another planet, join us for dine in or carry out! Located near the Jezero Crater.
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There may be other Olive Garden accounts on Bluesky, but this is the only one on Mars
We would have sold our pool noodles at our location, but we cant make it to the poles to defrost ice, let alone enough to fill a pool here.
July 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
We just got word, our next shipment will contain thick spaghetti, cant wait to unload that at the landing site
May 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Good luck to all my restaurant workers back on earth this Mothers day. May god have mercy on your souls.
May 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Buy one, take one may be over, but it will live on in our memories.

Also manacotti was killed off, dunno why, the rockets that landed just didn't have them. Someone on Earth double check for us.
May 6, 2025 at 6:42 AM
You're giving us some ideas...
April 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
We are glad our take-home entrees have been so popular with this buy-one take-one special, although we are not sure how long each entrée will survive in the cold landscape of the Martian surface. The fridge is the best place for them.
April 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Good thing we aren't a Chinese American restaurant...
April 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Guess we're going to have to make new menus...
Other than Russia, everyone got tariffed.
April 4, 2025 at 7:04 AM
What makes you think we would do ham dinners on Easter? How is that Italian???
April 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
We are not sure if there will be any tarrifs put on Mars colonies as of yet, but we hope you will still be able to visit us and enjoy our Buy One, Take One special.
April 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
We have been told of the Sandworms, and we are a working on a solution to this issue.
March 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
To celebrate Saint Patrick's day, we will be keeping all our menu items the same price, but will add green food coloring to make it feel festive.
March 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
There may be other Olive Garden accounts on Bluesky, but this is the only one on Mars
March 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
We have put in a request to Orlando to have our parking spaces widened, we realized having them suv sized won't cut it for mars rovers
March 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Even though Mars has longer days than back on Earth, our lunch still ends at 3, make of that what you will.
March 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
We are currently at a 45 minute wait for parties of 2-4, the rover our dinner staff takes to get to our bio-dome got stuck in a crater, leading to slower service.
March 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Due to our supplies being launched years ago, we still have Cavatappi (Corkscrew) pasta leftover before they were discontinued back on Earth. Enjoy while supplies last!
March 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Please use the front door for your to go orders at this time, the airlock has been faulty on that side. Don't mind the hissing.
March 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Unlike our Earth locations, we are unable to deliver on the martian surface, our bio-dome is the limit for the time being, curbside is still available however!
March 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
We are proud to announce our first location on another planet - Mars, is now open to the public! We would like to thank NASA for this amazing opportunity. Feel free to join us near the Jezero Crater for lunch or dinner!
March 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM