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Joe
@ohheyrt.bsky.social
Seattle, WA. 🏳️‍🌈 (he/him)
Appt with psychiatrist tomorrow and I'm trying to wrap up how much I'm struggling in a time succinct and chronological order to avoid me word vomiting and just say I'm "fine" bc I got too overwhelmed and it's easier to say fine than come up with the words for what I'm feeling.
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Every day I see another think piece by some zoomer that's filled with the most bs conspiracy hateful rhetoric & just want to throw myself into the ocean. Wdym the HIV/AIDS epidemic is gay men's fault? What don't you understand about PUBLIC health?! The govt made a choice at the cost of gay lives.
December 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
And judge not lest ye be judged, here are my top artists and songs for 2025. If we included vinyl, there would likely be the following changes:

TR/ST would enter top artist with the how much I listened to Performance. Beach house would be ranked higher. Donna Summer would enter list & be top 5.
December 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I'm so confused why this garbage truck always goes down my one way street in the wrong direction.
December 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Is apple a "good" company? Absolutely not.

Do they run ads for ICE, or did they prop up and fuel covid and general misinformation by giving huge sums of money to Rogan?

No. For me, those are unforgivable. As a healthcare worker and a gay man, I cannot look past those decisions.
December 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
It's just funny how multiple truths exist at the same time and someone can be sooo close to getting it and then just, nope. Point missed.

Multiple truths exist, all at the same time. Does that mean we don't give more focus to one truth just because others exist?

No, that would be foolish, right?
December 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I'm normally not one to judge music taste but you're a whole ass 🚬 and one of your top artists was morgan wallen?! Baby you need to learn to love yourself and find better music (and a different streaming platform bc as if MW wasn't bad enough, it was on Spotify)
December 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Reposted by Joe
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Today was the definition of a neurodivergent humiliation ritual. After weeks of not being able to cry, this broke it.

Fuck holidays.
November 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I'm so tired of having to hehe my way through people saying the craziest shit just to keep things comfortable.
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
The awkward thing about healthcare worker thanksgiving is that I wonder if the person 2 levels junior to me is going to remember that while pointing at me, jokingly shouting HES PRACTICALLY OBESE trying to make a point of how thin they now were.

Diet culture is fucked.
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
One thing about me? I'll always find a fellow Ohioan at a gathering. The shared bond is unshakable.
November 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
When I say there is no greater thrill than dropping an f bomb in front of the straights, I mean that.
November 28, 2025 at 5:30 AM
The ig astrology girlies got me again but it all feels so hyper specific, how can it not be about me?
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Sending a group text to work people at 0730 to say happy thanksgiving and how grateful and blah blah blah needs to be considered an act of extreme domestic terrorism.
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
One of my neighbors across the street is always outside spitting. It is so fucking vile. Like sucking the snot from his nose and spitting the nastiest fucking bronchitis phlegm on the ground.

I don't typically support the death penalty, but I do make exceptions...
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I've felt like I've needed to cry for days now, but it just won't happen. Feelings are dumb and this is why I prefer not having them.
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Would be neat if I could keep a pic posted for > 24 hours without it attracting whatever the bot flavor of the week is.
November 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Instead of being mad that my 8 year old laptop is now on comfort measures only, I'm going to be appreciative that it happened when there are tons of black Friday sales.

RIP to a real one, please make sure to take my browsing history with you.
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Yet another reason not to take ai seriously: did a simple search for unique used cars $20-25k and you know what the forced ai recommendation was?

Goddamn Kia soul.
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Pretty sure my laptop is on its deathbed. Between the disk error I got the other week and the longer and longer boot times, pretty sure the end is near. Question is, should I proactively take advantage of upcoming sales?
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Oh. And I picked up my new glasses but the pic will have to wait until the aforementioned haircut to maximize their joint slay. Thank you for your patience.
Ever look in the mirror at the end of the day and you're just like wtf, I looked like THAT all day?

Overdue for a haircut, beard is unruly, new pimple forming, and stress has my skin oily af.
November 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Ever look in the mirror at the end of the day and you're just like wtf, I looked like THAT all day?

Overdue for a haircut, beard is unruly, new pimple forming, and stress has my skin oily af.
November 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Somebody needs to stop me bc I'm getting the "what ifs" 😩
You too could help a sad faggot be less sad by giving me $24k to buy this. You'll get my eternal silence and head nod of appreciation.
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Cooked chicken for dinner!

•currently too nauseated by the thought of chicken to even begin considering eating•
November 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM