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Spend October 17 - 20 exploring interrupted, failed, bad, weird, frustrating, unsuccessful sex with your OFMD favs! | #OFMDWhoopsWeekend | brought to you by @cannibalxing & @ghostalservice, banner by @ourfag
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OFMD Whoops Weekend! @ofmdwhoopsweekend.bsky.social · Sep 19
🍆💦🍆Come (or don’t) get your prompts for #OFMDWhoopsWeekend!🍆💦🍆

AO3 collection will open on the evening of the 16th!

Use any number of prompts from each day (or go totally rogue in your own on-theme way!) to get as weird, cringey, bad, embarrassing, and generally unsuccessful as you like!
Square turquoise graphic with a header featuring alternating droplets and eggplant emojis, in bright white writing it says WHOOPS WEEKEND PROMPTS! and then: Day 1: “urgent” | interrupted in the act | clang! & “taste” | fell asleep | hiss! Day 2: “device”|property damage | honk! & “robot” | accidental bodily function | whir! Day 3: “tight” | medical emergency | plop! & “bounce” | sex toy malfunction | grunt! Day 4: “sticky” | failed kink exploration | slurp! & “leaky” | sexual dysfunction | thud! October 17 - 25 2025 Square turquoise graphic with a header featuring alternating droplets and eggplant emojis, in bright white writing it says Guidelines and then: -Each prompt set will feature a random word, a problem, and a noise! -Use one or all six of the prompts to get inspired, and post on or after each day. Use #OFMDWhoopsWeekend in your posts! -Add your work to the AO3 collection! -Repost for new works, reply with existing works! -All OFMD ships, ratings, and warnings welcome! -Please tag/cw appropriately! -Don’t be a dick! Racism, homophobia, transphobia, kinkshaming, etc. is not welcome! -HAVE SO MUCH FUN!!!!
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cannibalxing.bsky.social
I am so glad to finally have this to share!

A very late entry for #OFMDWhoopsWeekend day 1 (lol) in which Ed and Stede are disturbed in the night! It’s silly!

🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/73297881
Screenshot of ao3 page that says: Sorry (Not Sorry) to Intrude red_right_ankle Summary: Ed is very much looking forward to Stede's return after two weeks away from the inn. He has big, important plans! But those don't always work out quite right, do they? Screenshot of ao3 page: Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Blackbeard | Edward TeachStede Bonnet, Crew of the Revenge (Our Flag Means Death) Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Innkeeper Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Innkeeper Stede Bonnet, Anal Sex, Cock Blocked, Interrupted Mid-Bang, Positive Self-Reflection on Weight Gain, Podfic Welcome Language: English Collections: OFMD Whoops Weekend 2025 Stats: Published: 2025-10-29 Words: 3,834 Chapters: 1/1
October 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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alimasin.bsky.social
There's no apologizing in #OFMDWhoopsWeekend, not even for showing up unfashionably late to the party with something 100% ridiculous

(tags: aftercare, brief medical concern, no this didn't happen to me why would you ask that???)

1/?
Ed thinks he’s maybe never been fucked so well in his life. Or would think that, if he had the capacity to string a complete thought together, if he weren’t inhabiting some other plane of existence while simultaneously lying sprawled across the bed in a puddle of his own fluids. They’re going to have to change the sheets, maybe the whole mattress too, except not right now because Ed has so fully melted into it that he and the mattress are basically one being. If he was aware of the existence of his arms and legs, he’d assume they’re probably still splayed out in whatever arrangement he landed in when Stede was finally done with him.
October 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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denizb33.bsky.social
Ed and Stede meet on a charity climb of Mount Kilimanjaro. Things do not go as planned...
archiveofourown.org/works/725798...

#OFMDwhumptober
Also for #OFMDKinktober and #OFMDWhoopsWeekend 🤭
October 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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raiderking.bsky.social
Theirs had been a fraught courtship, but finally, Ned had Izzy Hands in his bed. Had his own hands on worn skin, hardened by the sea but unmarred by a lifetime being a cut above the swordsmen foolish enough to challenge him.

#fiddlehands #nedlow #izzyhands #ofmd #📜 #OFMDWhoopsWeekend

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October 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
ofmdwhoopsweekend.bsky.social
Thank you so much to everybody who participated in #OFMDWhoopsWeekend!

Please keep filling prompts and adding to the AO3 collection to your heart’s content! Use the hashtag or tag us and we’ll keep sharing! Delayed gratification is right on theme 😌
October 21, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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bbslezearring.bsky.social
Quick ficlet to wrap up the weekend for "sexual dysfunction" 'cause I've been thinking about GentleScribe again
“It’s alright,” Lucius assures, “You’ve been drinking. It happens all the time.” “Really?” Stede asks, still working at his flaccid cock intently, his strokes eased by spit as he tries to manage what Lucius’s mouth failed in bringing him to hardness. “You’ve… failed to perform?” Lucius reaches out to still Stede’s hand before he fruitlessly rubs himself raw as he looks up at him. “Me? Not personally, no, but my time will come, I’m sure. ” he replies. Stede doesn’t seem very soothed by the words. “Pete?” he questions. “Not with me yet, but I’m sure he has,” Lucius says, trying to scramble for the right thing to say, “But I’ve fucked a lot of guys other than Pete. Or, well, ultimately not fucked. Which is fine.” An anguished noise escapes from where Stede is biting his lip as it begins to tremble, and he attempts to pull his hand from Lucius’s grip to have another go at himself. “Hey,” Lucius says, pushing down increasing panic, “I’m serious, it’s fine, and if you really want to make it up to me, I was snooping in your wardrobe the other day and believe I saw something in there that would make a very good stand in for what’s failing you right now, and I am always willing to take care of you at another time. Okay?” Stede appears to think for a long moment, his expression going from upset to mildly offended to intrigued before finally before nodding. “Okay.”
October 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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bbslezearring.bsky.social
Bit of failed kink exploration: Modern AU EdIzzy archiveofourown.org/works/57612226
Lingerie - StrangeBlueGlow - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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October 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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bbslezearring.bsky.social
And another fic in the same universe where Ed and Stede are interrupted and Lucius has to step in - archiveofourown.org/works/50369200
Assist - StrangeBlueGlow - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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October 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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bbslezearring.bsky.social
Coming back to suggest some older fics that fit "interrupted in the act" - Under the Desk - Modern AU where Stede and Lucius are interrupted while Stede and Lucius are having some in-office hook up fun - archiveofourown.org/works/50304724
Under the Desk - StrangeBlueGlow - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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October 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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izzyhandsart.bsky.social
So I’m 2 hours early in my time zone, but… My contribution to Day 4 of @ofmdwhoopsweekend.bsky.social is now up! And I’m so sorry for the torture you’ll endure 😂 I’m also not used to writing with just 1 character for sexy scene, hence being rather short. Enjoy 🤣

archiveofourown.org/works/72790261
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin- Oh. - IzzyHandsArt - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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October 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
ofmdwhoopsweekend.bsky.social
Happy 4th and final day of #OFMDWhoopsWeekend!

Here’s your final prompt list, reply with existing works, quote post with new things!

If you’ve made anything that fits into the general spirit of this event but not any of the specific prompts we’d love to see that today too!

Have a great time!
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October 20, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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bbslezearring.bsky.social
And then there's: archiveofourown.org/works/50347054 - A Friend Indeed - Also Modern AU, not the same series, Gentlescribe, where Stede learns about the necessity of flared bases and that he has a very good friend in Lucius.
A Friend Indeed - StrangeBlueGlow - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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October 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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bbslezearring.bsky.social
Oooh, I have a couple fics that fit this one:
archiveofourown.org/works/64330594 - Miss - Modern AU Stizzy (Steddyhands), where things go a bit wrong the first time Izzy goes down on Stede (Explicit. 1k words.)
Miss - StrangeBlueGlow - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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October 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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unpopularculture.bsky.social
I have written a deeply silly 3.1k fic for the medical emergency prompt! In which Ed and Stede meet-cute in the ER after each getting into their own sexual predicaments... people who care about medical accuracy DNI 😌 #OFMDWhoopsWeekend
archiveofourown.org/works/72768521
October 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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bbslezearring.bsky.social
#OFMDWhoopsWeekend ficlet for "medical emergency" (Stede pulls a hamstring, he's fine) because I love a Stede Sex Incident
“Deeper!” Stede whines, rocking towards Lucius as the other man thrusts into him. Lucius huffs with exertion and gives Stede a look. “I'm sorry not all of us are hung like a fucking horse, Stede! I've only got six inches!” “And I don't believe you're using them to the best of your ability!” Stede counters, whining again as he bucks to meet Lucius’s thrust. Biting back another comment, Lucius slides his hand up Stede’s thigh and pushes it back, and then, when the next sound out of Stede’s mouth isn’t a grateful moan at the next thrust, he pushes harder. That does earn a sound from Stede, though not the one he wanted. What can best be described as a yowl of pain rips from Stede’s throat, and Lucius pulls away quickly, letting Stede’s leg drop. “Oh god, did I tweak your back?” Lucius asks. “Thigh,” Stede corrects, attempting to move his leg and hissing in pain as he does. Lucius takes his turn to touch Stede’s leg to help him move it, only to pull more pained sounds when he touches the back of Stede’s thigh. “Okay, yeah, we’re gonna have to get Roach to look at that…”
October 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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cannibalxing.bsky.social
I've got a drabble for medical emergency today, inspired by the replies to my post here: bsky.app/profile/cann... 😆

#OFMDWhoopsWeekend
screenshot of a 100 word story: “Definitely a sprain,” the (hot, fucking figures) doctor said, watching Ed struggle to move his wrist. “What were you doing immediately before you noticed the pain?” Ed met Stede’s eye over the doc’s head. He looked sheepish. What he’d been doing was fingerblasting Stede into a new dimension. While one orgasm had been enough for Ed, Stede wanted another. And what was Ed going to say, no? Not a chance. “I was… teasing something out. From a…tight…channel?” Ed replied, panicked. In the corner Stede went scarlet. The doctor nodded, knowingly. “No teasing for two weeks, and limber up next time.”
October 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
ofmdwhoopsweekend.bsky.social
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Happy #OFMDWhoopsWeekend Day 3! Lots of potential for things to go a little sideways in today’s prompts, praying for everybody in your fills for the day 😏

Reply with links to existing works, quote repost for new stuff!! Have fun!!

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Square turquoise graphic with a header featuring alternating droplets and eggplant emojis with a line drawing of a little guy in an arm sling. text that says: Day 3 Tight, medical emergency, plop! and bounce, sex toy malfunction, grunt!
October 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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bbslezearring.bsky.social
Squeaking in under the wire with today's #OFMDWhoopsWeekend ficlet for "property damage"
John arches his back as Frenchie thrusts in again, and his eyes landing on the wall in front of him. Specifically, the crack in the wall forming where the knob of the headboard smacks into it as the bed shifts forward. Frenchie’s eyes land there as well when he notices John not pushing back into his thrust immediately. “Do we… want to do something about that?” he asks carefully. “We probably should,” John admits with a heavy sigh. “Or,” Frenchie suggests,”We can pretend that was already there?” John appears to consider it for a moment before shaking his head. “People are gonna have questions about why we didn’t complain about the hole in the wall, though…” Frenchie deflates a bit but nods in agreement, finally stepping away from proceedings so that John can get off the bed and they can move it further from the wall.
October 19, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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ofmdrareships.bsky.social
Don't forget to tag us if you make an OFMD rare ship work for #OFMDWhoopsWeekend! 🍆💦

@ofmdwhoopsweekend.bsky.social

(And any other events! Mod Pez keeps an eye out but we do miss stuff 🏴‍☠️💕💖)
October 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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insane-foliage.bsky.social
She's here! The premature ejaculation fic you didn't know you needed in your life.

Innkeepers era | Ed/Stede | Explicit | 8.5k words.

Written for the "accidental bodily function" prompt.

archiveofourown.org/works/72682556

#OFMDWhoopsWeekend #OFMDFic #OFMDnsfw
Screenshotted summary of "Breaking the seal" by Temporal_discounting. The summary reads: Dickfuck, no. Ed squeezes his eyes shut. He needs to get himself the fuck under control. Knots. He'll think about knots. Boring, mundane, deeply unsexy knots. He pulls back. Cleat hitch. Pushes in. Bowline knot. He gets in a few more thrusts (Anchor hitch. Carrick bend. Chain splice), keeping it together by sheer force of will. A wave of pleasure crashes over him. His balls draw up tight. Fuck. His hips falter. Shit! Fucking clove hitch, heaving line knot, figure EIGHT — He comes. Barely half a dozen thrusts, and he fucking comes. Written for Whoops Weekend, for the 'accidental bodily function' prompt. Screenshot of the tags for "Breaking the seal" by Temporal_discounting. Rating is Explicit, No Archive Warnings Apply, Relationship is Ed/Stede, Additional tags include post-canon, innkeepers era, established relationship, premature ejaculation, erectile dysfunction, talking it through as a crew, bottom Stede, top Ed, First time bottoming, anal fingering, anal ses, rimming, just lots of butt stugg, like wall to wall butt stuff, cuddling & snuggling, brief mention of past Stede/Mary, Stede Bonnet loves Edward Teach, Edward Teach loves Stede Bonnet, podfic welcome
October 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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margaritaville.bsky.social
we honkin’!

clown fic for youuuuuu

archiveofourown.org/works/72692586
E are we a pair? (send in the 18 Oct 2025 clowns) by ingydar Our Flag Means Death (TV) No Archive Warnings Apply, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard I Edward Teach, Clowns, Balloons, Light Bondage, Gags, in the loosest sense of the word, Blow Jobs Currently, Ed is backed into a corner and hyperventilating. Just as a quick check in on how he's doing. "Ed," Stede is saying. But Stede doesn't look like Stede, and honestly? That's not even the problem. The problem is the other thing. Language: English Words: 3,172 Chapters: 1/1 Collections: 1 Hits: 0
October 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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🗣️ If you’re having any trouble adding your creations to the AO3 collection (OFMDWhoopsWeekend2025) don’t hesitate to tag us here to let us know/DM @cannibalxing.bsky.social!

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October 18, 2025 at 12:31 PM
ofmdwhoopsweekend.bsky.social
Happy Day 2 of #OFMDWhoopsWeekend!

Who is the most mortified by some unintentional gas? What’s that honking?!

Can’t wait to find out!

Reply with existing works and quote post with your new stuff, have the best time!
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October 18, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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kellykat53.bsky.social
A very silly little drabble for Day 1

archiveofourown.org/works/72672021
October 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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jodalyn.bsky.social
So very excited to be posting a fic for this fun challenge! 💜💙

Ed and Stede are back at it again in a direct sequel to Front of House. Only this time, they're not so lucky with the whole front door situation...

archiveofourown.org/works/72662416
A screenshot of an AO3 title, user, and summary. The fic is called Inn-terrupted, by Jodalyn, and the summary reads: There were plenty of ways to handle a guest walking in on them mid-intercourse, as Ed would put it. There were so many different ways it could and should be handled. Playing it off as though it was something else, some sort of trendy stretch routine, for example. Or casually saying that there was “nothing to see and that they should move on,” maybe even with a little captain-ly bite if necessary. Or, hell, maybe even just freezing and waiting until the guest fucked off before carrying on their merry way. Actually, maybe the most sensible thing to do would be to bend completely over Ed, to shield his privacy the best he could and take the brunt of the new eyes on them. Something like that. Anything like that. Anything better than what Stede ended up doing. After dealing with a shitty guest and performing some, er, front of house duties, Ed and Stede think they're in the clear for a long, exciting night. But wait, did they actually lock the door and close their inn...? Written for OFMD Whoops Weekend Day 1 Prompts: "urgent" | interrupted in the act | clang!
October 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM