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Spend October 17 - 20 exploring interrupted, failed, bad, weird, frustrating, unsuccessful sex with your OFMD favs! | #OFMDWhoopsWeekend | brought to you by @cannibalxing & @ghostalservice, banner by @ourfag
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🍆💦🍆Come (or don’t) get your prompts for #OFMDWhoopsWeekend!🍆💦🍆

AO3 collection will open on the evening of the 16th!

Use any number of prompts from each day (or go totally rogue in your own on-theme way!) to get as weird, cringey, bad, embarrassing, and generally unsuccessful as you like!
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I am so glad to finally have this to share!

A very late entry for #OFMDWhoopsWeekend day 1 (lol) in which Ed and Stede are disturbed in the night! It’s silly!

🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/73297881
October 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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There's no apologizing in #OFMDWhoopsWeekend, not even for showing up unfashionably late to the party with something 100% ridiculous

(tags: aftercare, brief medical concern, no this didn't happen to me why would you ask that???)

1/?
October 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Ed and Stede meet on a charity climb of Mount Kilimanjaro. Things do not go as planned...
archiveofourown.org/works/725798...

#OFMDwhumptober
Also for #OFMDKinktober and #OFMDWhoopsWeekend 🤭
October 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Theirs had been a fraught courtship, but finally, Ned had Izzy Hands in his bed. Had his own hands on worn skin, hardened by the sea but unmarred by a lifetime being a cut above the swordsmen foolish enough to challenge him.

#fiddlehands #nedlow #izzyhands #ofmd #📜 #OFMDWhoopsWeekend

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October 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Thank you so much to everybody who participated in #OFMDWhoopsWeekend!

Please keep filling prompts and adding to the AO3 collection to your heart’s content! Use the hashtag or tag us and we’ll keep sharing! Delayed gratification is right on theme 😌
October 21, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Quick ficlet to wrap up the weekend for "sexual dysfunction" 'cause I've been thinking about GentleScribe again
October 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Bit of failed kink exploration: Modern AU EdIzzy archiveofourown.org/works/57612226
Lingerie - StrangeBlueGlow - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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October 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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And another fic in the same universe where Ed and Stede are interrupted and Lucius has to step in - archiveofourown.org/works/50369200
Assist - StrangeBlueGlow - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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October 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Coming back to suggest some older fics that fit "interrupted in the act" - Under the Desk - Modern AU where Stede and Lucius are interrupted while Stede and Lucius are having some in-office hook up fun - archiveofourown.org/works/50304724
Under the Desk - StrangeBlueGlow - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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October 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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So I’m 2 hours early in my time zone, but… My contribution to Day 4 of @ofmdwhoopsweekend.bsky.social is now up! And I’m so sorry for the torture you’ll endure 😂 I’m also not used to writing with just 1 character for sexy scene, hence being rather short. Enjoy 🤣

archiveofourown.org/works/72790261
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin- Oh. - IzzyHandsArt - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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October 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Happy 4th and final day of #OFMDWhoopsWeekend!

Here’s your final prompt list, reply with existing works, quote post with new things!

If you’ve made anything that fits into the general spirit of this event but not any of the specific prompts we’d love to see that today too!

Have a great time!
October 20, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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And then there's: archiveofourown.org/works/50347054 - A Friend Indeed - Also Modern AU, not the same series, Gentlescribe, where Stede learns about the necessity of flared bases and that he has a very good friend in Lucius.
A Friend Indeed - StrangeBlueGlow - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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October 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Oooh, I have a couple fics that fit this one:
archiveofourown.org/works/64330594 - Miss - Modern AU Stizzy (Steddyhands), where things go a bit wrong the first time Izzy goes down on Stede (Explicit. 1k words.)
Miss - StrangeBlueGlow - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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October 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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I have written a deeply silly 3.1k fic for the medical emergency prompt! In which Ed and Stede meet-cute in the ER after each getting into their own sexual predicaments... people who care about medical accuracy DNI 😌 #OFMDWhoopsWeekend
archiveofourown.org/works/72768521
October 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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#OFMDWhoopsWeekend ficlet for "medical emergency" (Stede pulls a hamstring, he's fine) because I love a Stede Sex Incident
October 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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I've got a drabble for medical emergency today, inspired by the replies to my post here: bsky.app/profile/cann... 😆

#OFMDWhoopsWeekend
October 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Happy #OFMDWhoopsWeekend Day 3! Lots of potential for things to go a little sideways in today’s prompts, praying for everybody in your fills for the day 😏

Reply with links to existing works, quote repost for new stuff!! Have fun!!

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October 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Squeaking in under the wire with today's #OFMDWhoopsWeekend ficlet for "property damage"
October 19, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Don't forget to tag us if you make an OFMD rare ship work for #OFMDWhoopsWeekend! 🍆💦

@ofmdwhoopsweekend.bsky.social

(And any other events! Mod Pez keeps an eye out but we do miss stuff 🏴‍☠️💕💖)
October 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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She's here! The premature ejaculation fic you didn't know you needed in your life.

Innkeepers era | Ed/Stede | Explicit | 8.5k words.

Written for the "accidental bodily function" prompt.

archiveofourown.org/works/72682556

#OFMDWhoopsWeekend #OFMDFic #OFMDnsfw
October 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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we honkin’!

clown fic for youuuuuu

archiveofourown.org/works/72692586
October 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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🗣️ If you’re having any trouble adding your creations to the AO3 collection (OFMDWhoopsWeekend2025) don’t hesitate to tag us here to let us know/DM @cannibalxing.bsky.social!

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OFMD Whoops Weekend 2025 | Archive of Our Own
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October 18, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Happy Day 2 of #OFMDWhoopsWeekend!

Who is the most mortified by some unintentional gas? What’s that honking?!

Can’t wait to find out!

Reply with existing works and quote post with your new stuff, have the best time!
October 18, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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A very silly little drabble for Day 1

archiveofourown.org/works/72672021
October 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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So very excited to be posting a fic for this fun challenge! 💜💙

Ed and Stede are back at it again in a direct sequel to Front of House. Only this time, they're not so lucky with the whole front door situation...

archiveofourown.org/works/72662416
October 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM