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Samus Aran
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#MVRP #OpenRP Not affiliated with Nintendo. 🔞
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"I'll end this once and for all."

💠Samus Aran💠

💠Intergalactic Bounty Hunter💠

#MetroidRP #MVRP #SFW #NSFW
Kick back and relax. Use telekinesis to grab a drink. Woo hoo.
Ugh.
Is there anything to do around here?
October 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"I remember that time I updated my pfp on twatter and the source image had two variations.

Caused a lot insecure guys to beg me to tell them which one was the actual one I used.

You can guess why."
October 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
"What have I missed?"

Looks at my phone.

"What the fuck happened while I was gone!?"
October 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"Obligatory check-in on all of you. Behaving?"

-Be back in a year. XD
May 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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💠Handle change from femboysamus to twinksamus.
Maybe that will stop people from requesting me to rp as an underage version. >:/

I'm seriously disappointed in some of you.
December 27, 2024 at 5:37 PM
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Oh. Florida. I hope you get everything you deserve.

Enjoy the blue balls after January 1st.
December 24, 2024 at 2:28 PM
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"I want that twink eradicated!"
-Ganondorf probably
December 20, 2024 at 3:23 AM
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COMM >>> Sheik tats 🔥🔥🔥

#Sheik #zelda #tattoo #BOTW #divinebeasts
December 13, 2024 at 5:50 AM
"Not me constantly getting stuck... Nooooo... I probably shouldn't work my legs so much at the gym."
December 19, 2024 at 2:29 AM
"Nice."
December 17, 2024 at 3:47 PM
"So. Nintendo took down a bunch of nsfw stuff from my twatter, confirming that all of it was canonical."
December 17, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Double nice.
December 12, 2024 at 5:51 PM
💠Do I dare make an account for an old cringe slenderverse oc....
December 12, 2024 at 4:54 PM
"Morning all. Except those who sleep on the left side of the bed."

She's bored.
December 12, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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Breaking news

You all need to fix your sleep patterns oh my god
December 11, 2024 at 3:21 PM
"Oh good! I'm not the only Samus that does this!"
December 9, 2024 at 12:13 AM
"Every time I open this app, I'm seeing weirder and weirder things... Please don't make me regret opening it in public..."
December 8, 2024 at 5:54 PM
"I should start a Council of Samus... I've seen so many of me as of late it would be kinda funny."
December 7, 2024 at 8:33 PM
"You're knuckles are reloaded. a time to crack them."
December 7, 2024 at 2:53 AM
💠At some point, I'll get to finishing my pinned with more information. I'm just too lazy.
December 7, 2024 at 2:35 AM
💠 WELP! My nights just been ruined. Just saw a lewd Gregory from FNAF account posting porn.

BLOCK
December 7, 2024 at 12:02 AM
"I'm a ten...

But...

I will end up locking my legs around you during sex."
December 6, 2024 at 11:52 PM
"My name is Samus. Not Metroid."
December 6, 2024 at 4:48 PM