Samus Aran
@officiallysamus.bsky.social
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#MVRP #OpenRP Not affiliated with Nintendo. 🔞
#MVRP #OpenRP Not affiliated with Nintendo. 🔞
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Samus Aran
@officiallysamus.bsky.social
· Nov 13
"I'll end this once and for all."
💠Samus Aran💠
💠Intergalactic Bounty Hunter💠
#MetroidRP #MVRP #SFW #NSFW
💠Samus Aran💠
💠Intergalactic Bounty Hunter💠
#MetroidRP #MVRP #SFW #NSFW
Kick back and relax. Use telekinesis to grab a drink. Woo hoo.
Ugh.
Is there anything to do around here?
Ugh.
Is there anything to do around here?
October 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Kick back and relax. Use telekinesis to grab a drink. Woo hoo.
Ugh.
Is there anything to do around here?
Ugh.
Is there anything to do around here?
"I remember that time I updated my pfp on twatter and the source image had two variations.
Caused a lot insecure guys to beg me to tell them which one was the actual one I used.
You can guess why."
Caused a lot insecure guys to beg me to tell them which one was the actual one I used.
You can guess why."
October 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
"I remember that time I updated my pfp on twatter and the source image had two variations.
Caused a lot insecure guys to beg me to tell them which one was the actual one I used.
You can guess why."
Caused a lot insecure guys to beg me to tell them which one was the actual one I used.
You can guess why."
"What have I missed?"
Looks at my phone.
"What the fuck happened while I was gone!?"
Looks at my phone.
"What the fuck happened while I was gone!?"
October 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"What have I missed?"
Looks at my phone.
"What the fuck happened while I was gone!?"
Looks at my phone.
"What the fuck happened while I was gone!?"
"Obligatory check-in on all of you. Behaving?"
-Be back in a year. XD
-Be back in a year. XD
May 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
"Obligatory check-in on all of you. Behaving?"
-Be back in a year. XD
-Be back in a year. XD
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💠Handle change from femboysamus to twinksamus.
Maybe that will stop people from requesting me to rp as an underage version. >:/
I'm seriously disappointed in some of you.
Maybe that will stop people from requesting me to rp as an underage version. >:/
I'm seriously disappointed in some of you.
December 27, 2024 at 5:37 PM
💠Handle change from femboysamus to twinksamus.
Maybe that will stop people from requesting me to rp as an underage version. >:/
I'm seriously disappointed in some of you.
Maybe that will stop people from requesting me to rp as an underage version. >:/
I'm seriously disappointed in some of you.
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Oh. Florida. I hope you get everything you deserve.
Enjoy the blue balls after January 1st.
Enjoy the blue balls after January 1st.
December 24, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Oh. Florida. I hope you get everything you deserve.
Enjoy the blue balls after January 1st.
Enjoy the blue balls after January 1st.
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"I want that twink eradicated!"
-Ganondorf probably
-Ganondorf probably
December 20, 2024 at 3:23 AM
"I want that twink eradicated!"
-Ganondorf probably
-Ganondorf probably
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December 13, 2024 at 5:50 AM
"Not me constantly getting stuck... Nooooo... I probably shouldn't work my legs so much at the gym."
December 19, 2024 at 2:29 AM
"Not me constantly getting stuck... Nooooo... I probably shouldn't work my legs so much at the gym."
"Nice."
December 17, 2024 at 3:47 PM
"Nice."
"So. Nintendo took down a bunch of nsfw stuff from my twatter, confirming that all of it was canonical."
December 17, 2024 at 2:15 AM
"So. Nintendo took down a bunch of nsfw stuff from my twatter, confirming that all of it was canonical."
💠Do I dare make an account for an old cringe slenderverse oc....
December 12, 2024 at 4:54 PM
💠Do I dare make an account for an old cringe slenderverse oc....
"Morning all. Except those who sleep on the left side of the bed."
She's bored.
She's bored.
December 12, 2024 at 3:49 PM
"Morning all. Except those who sleep on the left side of the bed."
She's bored.
She's bored.
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Breaking news
You all need to fix your sleep patterns oh my god
You all need to fix your sleep patterns oh my god
December 11, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Breaking news
You all need to fix your sleep patterns oh my god
You all need to fix your sleep patterns oh my god
"Oh good! I'm not the only Samus that does this!"
December 9, 2024 at 12:13 AM
"Oh good! I'm not the only Samus that does this!"
"Every time I open this app, I'm seeing weirder and weirder things... Please don't make me regret opening it in public..."
December 8, 2024 at 5:54 PM
"Every time I open this app, I'm seeing weirder and weirder things... Please don't make me regret opening it in public..."
"I should start a Council of Samus... I've seen so many of me as of late it would be kinda funny."
December 7, 2024 at 8:33 PM
"I should start a Council of Samus... I've seen so many of me as of late it would be kinda funny."
"You're knuckles are reloaded. a time to crack them."
December 7, 2024 at 2:53 AM
"You're knuckles are reloaded. a time to crack them."
💠At some point, I'll get to finishing my pinned with more information. I'm just too lazy.
December 7, 2024 at 2:35 AM
💠At some point, I'll get to finishing my pinned with more information. I'm just too lazy.
💠 WELP! My nights just been ruined. Just saw a lewd Gregory from FNAF account posting porn.
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December 7, 2024 at 12:02 AM
💠 WELP! My nights just been ruined. Just saw a lewd Gregory from FNAF account posting porn.
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"I'm a ten...
But...
I will end up locking my legs around you during sex."
But...
I will end up locking my legs around you during sex."
December 6, 2024 at 11:52 PM
"I'm a ten...
But...
I will end up locking my legs around you during sex."
But...
I will end up locking my legs around you during sex."
"My name is Samus. Not Metroid."
December 6, 2024 at 4:48 PM
"My name is Samus. Not Metroid."