Samus Aran
@officiallysamus.bsky.social
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#MVRP #OpenRP Not affiliated with Nintendo. 🔞
#MVRP #OpenRP Not affiliated with Nintendo. 🔞
"What have I missed?"
Looks at my phone.
"What the fuck happened while I was gone!?"
Looks at my phone.
"What the fuck happened while I was gone!?"
October 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"What have I missed?"
Looks at my phone.
"What the fuck happened while I was gone!?"
Looks at my phone.
"What the fuck happened while I was gone!?"
"Not me constantly getting stuck... Nooooo... I probably shouldn't work my legs so much at the gym."
December 19, 2024 at 2:29 AM
"Not me constantly getting stuck... Nooooo... I probably shouldn't work my legs so much at the gym."
"So. Nintendo took down a bunch of nsfw stuff from my twatter, confirming that all of it was canonical."
December 17, 2024 at 2:15 AM
"So. Nintendo took down a bunch of nsfw stuff from my twatter, confirming that all of it was canonical."
"Morning all. Except those who sleep on the left side of the bed."
She's bored.
She's bored.
December 12, 2024 at 3:49 PM
"Morning all. Except those who sleep on the left side of the bed."
She's bored.
She's bored.
"Every time I open this app, I'm seeing weirder and weirder things... Please don't make me regret opening it in public..."
December 8, 2024 at 5:54 PM
"Every time I open this app, I'm seeing weirder and weirder things... Please don't make me regret opening it in public..."
"I'm six foot three. 200 lbs. That's not exactly scrawny. But if I must."
The zero suit flashed away, leaving her in her workout clothing.
"This good?"
The zero suit flashed away, leaving her in her workout clothing.
"This good?"
December 7, 2024 at 12:30 AM
"I'm six foot three. 200 lbs. That's not exactly scrawny. But if I must."
The zero suit flashed away, leaving her in her workout clothing.
"This good?"
The zero suit flashed away, leaving her in her workout clothing.
"This good?"
"I mean... Sometimes? It's hard to explain..."
December 7, 2024 at 12:23 AM
"I mean... Sometimes? It's hard to explain..."
"Bitch... I get stuck in vents because of my thighs and ass!"
December 7, 2024 at 12:19 AM
"Bitch... I get stuck in vents because of my thighs and ass!"
"Some of you have never been choked out by a paternal figure and it shows."
November 27, 2024 at 3:47 AM
"Some of you have never been choked out by a paternal figure and it shows."
"For all you wondering why they're so big."
November 26, 2024 at 6:57 PM
"For all you wondering why they're so big."
"Everyone has their thing they enjoy... I prefer the old Gmod Idiot Box..."
November 19, 2024 at 4:35 PM
"Everyone has their thing they enjoy... I prefer the old Gmod Idiot Box..."
"Good question... Honestly, I'm not sure... Maybe bondage... but that's seen as vanilla now a days isn't it..."
November 19, 2024 at 1:51 PM
"Good question... Honestly, I'm not sure... Maybe bondage... but that's seen as vanilla now a days isn't it..."
"Oh hey! I found the version without the fake tits... Man... Did I really have hips like that back then, too?"
November 19, 2024 at 2:46 AM
"Oh hey! I found the version without the fake tits... Man... Did I really have hips like that back then, too?"
"I don't usually do theeeese... buuuuut... Why not~"
November 19, 2024 at 2:11 AM
"I don't usually do theeeese... buuuuut... Why not~"
"Fuck yeah!"
💠: And then after he does that for her, they're like, 3 or 4 sizes bigger.
💠: And then after he does that for her, they're like, 3 or 4 sizes bigger.
November 18, 2024 at 6:40 PM
"Fuck yeah!"
💠: And then after he does that for her, they're like, 3 or 4 sizes bigger.
💠: And then after he does that for her, they're like, 3 or 4 sizes bigger.
"Giddyup, chucklefucks!"
November 18, 2024 at 6:35 PM
"Giddyup, chucklefucks!"
"God ... how old is this picture..."
It's a very old picture, Samus. You're wearing fake boobs in it.
You're like 19 in it.
It's a very old picture, Samus. You're wearing fake boobs in it.
You're like 19 in it.
November 18, 2024 at 2:23 PM
"God ... how old is this picture..."
It's a very old picture, Samus. You're wearing fake boobs in it.
You're like 19 in it.
It's a very old picture, Samus. You're wearing fake boobs in it.
You're like 19 in it.
"Still not my brightest moment..."
November 16, 2024 at 12:18 AM
"Still not my brightest moment..."
"Well... I dunno how I got in this situation. But I'm not opposed to it.
Hell, my back has never felt better."
Hell, my back has never felt better."
November 14, 2024 at 8:56 PM
"Well... I dunno how I got in this situation. But I'm not opposed to it.
Hell, my back has never felt better."
Hell, my back has never felt better."
"Well... this is why I use the morph ball rather than try and crawl through the air vents..."
November 14, 2024 at 2:02 AM
"Well... this is why I use the morph ball rather than try and crawl through the air vents..."
Full profile pic.
My genuine reaction to opening my phone every morning.
My genuine reaction to opening my phone every morning.
November 13, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Full profile pic.
My genuine reaction to opening my phone every morning.
My genuine reaction to opening my phone every morning.
"I'll end this once and for all."
💠Samus Aran💠
💠Intergalactic Bounty Hunter💠
#MetroidRP #MVRP #SFW #NSFW
💠Samus Aran💠
💠Intergalactic Bounty Hunter💠
#MetroidRP #MVRP #SFW #NSFW
November 13, 2024 at 1:53 AM
"I'll end this once and for all."
💠Samus Aran💠
💠Intergalactic Bounty Hunter💠
#MetroidRP #MVRP #SFW #NSFW
💠Samus Aran💠
💠Intergalactic Bounty Hunter💠
#MetroidRP #MVRP #SFW #NSFW