how it feels explaining who peter griffin is to shawty (she's never seen family guy)
November 18, 2025 at 4:14 AM
how it feels explaining who peter griffin is to shawty (she's never seen family guy)
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My duck billed dollar bill idea is up in smoke and no ones buying. My investors are leaving me disturbing voicemails
November 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
My duck billed dollar bill idea is up in smoke and no ones buying. My investors are leaving me disturbing voicemails
white boy shocks and astounds, does the bare minimum without fanfare
November 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
white boy shocks and astounds, does the bare minimum without fanfare
how do I explain to my gf that if I don't submit to the gaycation it will destroy me?
November 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
how do I explain to my gf that if I don't submit to the gaycation it will destroy me?
we all got that one co worker that lowkey eats out of the garbage
October 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
we all got that one co worker that lowkey eats out of the garbage
tweeting "trump is woke" twenty trillion times just to fuck the algo
October 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
tweeting "trump is woke" twenty trillion times just to fuck the algo
Rachel Carson was sooo worried about a silent spring when she should have been worried about a WOKE spring (the bugs have gone woke)
October 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Rachel Carson was sooo worried about a silent spring when she should have been worried about a WOKE spring (the bugs have gone woke)
what if sisyphus couldn't even roll the boulder and he was just dry jacking it at the bottom of the mountain would he still be happy
October 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
what if sisyphus couldn't even roll the boulder and he was just dry jacking it at the bottom of the mountain would he still be happy
trying to make a halloween playlist without oingo boingo this shit is fucking impossible
October 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
trying to make a halloween playlist without oingo boingo this shit is fucking impossible
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when a woman speaks her opinion this means she is a monster of a bitch and her rage must be quickly extinguished
October 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
when a woman speaks her opinion this means she is a monster of a bitch and her rage must be quickly extinguished
at my first ever RoA 2 tournament googling "how to play zetterburn"
October 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
at my first ever RoA 2 tournament googling "how to play zetterburn"
bic cristal my beloved
October 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
bic cristal my beloved
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Freud voice: sometimes snoopingas is just a snoopingas
October 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Freud voice: sometimes snoopingas is just a snoopingas
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Getting stoned with two birds
October 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Getting stoned with two birds
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Skullcels start calciummaxxing NOW!!
October 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Skullcels start calciummaxxing NOW!!
what's a good starter chain for a beginner rapper?
October 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
what's a good starter chain for a beginner rapper?
Gator Girls will seem Strangely Scaly
September 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Gator Girls will seem Strangely Scaly
smoking a blunt with skinny booker
September 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
smoking a blunt with skinny booker
holding romantic eye contact with the mug pug. nuclear levels of yearning
September 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
holding romantic eye contact with the mug pug. nuclear levels of yearning
in the club shaking ass to venetian snares
September 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
in the club shaking ass to venetian snares
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Yo when did the roach zone get 5g??
September 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Yo when did the roach zone get 5g??